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  1. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by aldra the existence of 'full service' petrol stations baffles me

    gasoline is dangerous thats why we have fuel professionals
  2. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    It happens all the time, no big deal, except we weren't allowed to stretch the hose over the customer's car to the far side for fear of scratching it. I explained the problem and asked them to turn around.

    They pulled ahead past the pump island, turned the car around, and came down the opposite side of the island… so the gas cap was still on the side opposite the pumps. I explained the problem again in a little more detail, and asked them to turn around again but to come back to this side of the island, so THAT side of the car would be next to the pumps.
  3. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    its internet shopping i literary cant stop ordering frying pans and spongebob stickers and screwdrivers
  4. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my boomer friend always shows me tiktoks
  5. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory and how i had my midlife crisis at 25, so turning thirty wasnt that big of a deal for me but what can i say you win some you lose some now as far as becoming 40 i dont know ill crost that bridge when i get to it you feel me.

    for me when i became an older man at thirty i had to cut way back on the brews because literary i get hella bad hangovers and being a older alcoholic man isnt very cool so now i chilled way down the last few weeks.

    how many friends do you have they say that intelligent people have less friends , i guess cause they get high on there own shit
  6. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i feel you bruther i still have to five X my moonpops before i rollover into funguse's token
  7. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oink, OINKKKKKK

    building a neighborhood litterbox hell yeah bruther hold my beer while i watch the flipper house
  8. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    in CALI if someone gets in your face its considered a hostile act which means legally you can escalate things like ripping there nipple or tripping them , but not pulling out a gun or anything like that
  9. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Girly you need to make a cook book..I would order that..love everything u cook..I wish I was in ur kitchen when u cook just to smell the greatnesses 😊
  10. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dunno but i just got a new ballstratcher, GOODBYE TITE SACK!
  11. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    2 years ago I was detoxing off a 10 year pain pill and heroin addiction. Weeks of almost no sleep, cold sweats, vomiting, shakes. This song was playing constantly as I would lay there shaking in a dark room, on a dirty mattress, just me alone with the hell inside my head. Was certain my life was over and that better days may never come. Eventually better days did come and every time I hear this song it reminds me of how bad off I was and that even when you are 100% certain you are just a hopeless case, you are wrong and anyone can come back into the light.
  12. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    calling all doyle

  13. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ach jaww drive
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  16. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    an they use it to make pooters!!!
  17. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I ended up paying $30 for new ink for my cannon ts3322 that I got on Black Friday of 2019 for $20.
    The ink cost me $30.

    now call them with a poor-me buyers remorse story about how you got ripped off so they give you a koopon, like you did at the oil factory
  18. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult MORE LIKE THE LUIGI

    RATIO

    (thats bird for clowned on in front of girls) OIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    HELL YEAH, BRUTHER

  19. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dunno man last time i needed to print something i just went to hte libarry in Martinez and had the lady help me put quarters onto the printer card, honestly none of it really made any sense but i got my prints and it only costed like a buck
  20. A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i had a dream i was carrying a pail full of lead chunks (they were shaped kinda like chunks of orange peel ) and i started eating them because they would help me but also i knew it was bad for me in other ways so i didn't finish the bucket. then i started scraping my teeth out like cream cheese
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