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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ive had my fliptoids!
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    is it like a silent movie i cant hear anything

    edit:i had to have speakers connected then i could hear it. thats a pretty good little diddy

  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    to smere the cum off the windows you have to click windows>programfiles>accessories>windshieldWhypper32.eexxEEE

    fundamentally speaking arnie youre right but you also sound like a boomer complaining that you dont understand the concept of tapping youare finger on a screen, honestly none of it really makes any sense

    reminds me of my van literally it has levers for the heat/air but it has no lights on them so in the dark you have to know whats what, thats how a REAL MAN controls his air conditioner at night is by his memory. its very macho pushing those levers
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    superglu can barely stuck a dildo onto a hardhat i think i wanna fix steel with steel
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Pete Green I wonder if there is a special CA glue that would work. without welding kek-af

    Tha prolly werk goody

    but good luck with that for now.

    this is no job for JPweld i need a real macho man who drives a dually truck with a big welder on the back and mud-flap girl on the mudflaps. a guy who knows how to dip and do fish plates
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    as a blue-shirt who is a high-t welterweight i expect to experience the trauma of a receding hairline in the next 5-10 years so its time to buckle down and make the most of it while i got it. i like to let my hair go long except then when i change my oil my hair slaps around like a mop and gets really dirty and so i dont do that anymore, i was considering a more hygeinic haircut such as a mullet.

    i dont want to look like ted cruise who looks like he still has a surfer boy bushybushy haircut like he wants to look 16 like a decrepit perve
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Pete Green I didn't know what fish-plate meant. so its basically what people use as a lift kit? like have these plates welded until you hit a certain height?

    its like a bandaid ... made out of metal. probably all the wrong terminology but i think usually they fill the crack with a weld, and then put a bigger piece over the damaged area to beef it up and spread out the stress in the future. dunno why but when i look it up they are usually crescent shaped, i just pictured cutting a rectangle shaped piece to put over it.


    heres a picture of a fishplate frame repair


    the bracket my airbag is on i think is where my bump-stop used to be, its so close to the crack it looks like its in the way and would complicate the job
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    one of my top new favorite bands is greta van fleet who is a gay



    literary when i found out i was taken aback and i was going to boycott it but then i realized i only dont listen to michael jackson becasue hes a perve and billy currington because he raps about bud light which is haram
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    maybe you shouldnt worry about the guy so much it sounds like youre jealous that he has a good gimmick going
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i was with the boys at the olive garden in hayward eating unlimited zuppa toscana soup when out of the croner of our eye we looked over and he was right there eating a bread stick he didnt have any idea he was seen but i just want to put it out there
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    so i have to get down on my knee a lot and i dont want to be one of those old guys who has corroded knees and pain so i tried to look after myself so what do i do well i order a knee pad off amazon right because they know how to send it fast , well the probelem is that they literary sent me a single kneepad but i have two knees . honestly none of it really makes any sense when you think about it but i guess its right like jeff peso's motto in life theres a sucker born every minute and here i am with my one solitary knee pad
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by CountBlah Find a welder that does side jobs
    I've fish plates tons of shit over the years

    it doesnt seem like its very thick material which makes me wonder if its feasible to make a good repair, i need to find a fuy to look at it. the crack im worried about is above the air bag, similar on the other side of vehicle but smaller



    I just got back from Colorado today and literary had fun but now im depressed that im supposed to go to work tomorrow im thinking about just quitting because its gay and i hate it but i have to go in to pickup my toolbag either way, at least if i quit i can sleep in first. if i do quit i cant afford to keep living vacation forever because its a quarndry and literary my frame is cracked and my tyres are all decrepit and one just blew and the rest look ready to go, but im trying to figger out if its worth putting a new set on. honestly man, none of it really makes any sense but thats the plight of a blue-shirt in this new global economy
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i bolted a bunch of heavy chit onto the arse of my van and put a bunch of weight on a hitch-carrier and then drivved it like a raped-badger on these hard roads for 50k miles and hit literary a thousand potholes or more plus a lot of wash boards and flabby ripples. yeah so anyway just aft of the rear axle on both sides the 'frame' ( id call it a hat-channel integrated/welded to the floorpan ) is buckled and cracked starting at the bottom and going up to the top.

    its a 1ton GM , i thought it was a unibody but apparently its "unitized" ( sounds like a nice marketing term to pretend like its not unibody to me , but i digest )
    Well unibody is not an accurate description for the 73-96 fullsize vans as they have a full frame under them. However the vans have UNITIZED construction where the body is WELDED to the chassis and part of the structure.

    anybody in norcal know a guhy to beef it up cause otherwise im going to have to take all my treasures out , send it to the crusher ( and cry 20 dozen tears on my little pillow ) and get a prius

    how do you find a guy to fix it because apparently its "forbidden" to fix a fucked up piece of shit
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood do you SPEND TOO MCUH TINE on yooo phone???

    not really, i was raised by (lovely)boomers so my smartphone habits take after theirs. i dont even know how to work the damn thing half the time ill tell you wat. honestly none if it really makes any sense when your a modern man in a global economy like me, with a motor-G-Power phone

    i wish i just had a nextquell chirp walkytalkyphone so me an my 'associates' could intrude and bother eachother at all hours without having to make a phone ring and just BLOOP eachother
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    LIL SPAHORTEY IS DOERING IT AGAIN MAI TIGEEE!!!!!!!!

  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    tremors was scary as fuck and riba was a hot little ginger fuckmachine also i wanted a milly terry deuce-terd truck ever since seeing burts truck. literary that pic u put is where i get my mental image of what it would be like to live in the desert

    oh SHIDDD brb guys i think theres a tremmer can hear me typing gotta get my elephant rifle and hamdle this real qwik
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Hire the guys who came up with the gnome sequins for the dinosaurs on jurassic island, and have them clone a italian sheep but use a gene crisper to make it so that the 'wool' is made out of spaghetti noodles.

    every italiano ristorante will be clammering to have one to increase synergy in there business modal
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im also buying a grits bar its called dans, drop my screen name and youre first grit is free
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Insert the nose hair trimmer into your nose and press the handle with your thumb and forefinger. Press at least 4 to 5 times until your nose hair is cut enough. Make sure you are not pressing the handles while pulling the trimmer out of your nose. You can also remove the ear hair in the same way.
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