instead of wearing my 'wrist'watch on my wrist, gonna start wearing it on my ankle. lots of women wear anklets and i dont see why i cant have one if its tactical, and then if someone asks me the time ill just grin and pull up my pant leg and give them a sexy wink and eyebrow-raise
IM PRETTY SURE when you get your asshole and pussy waxed they pour sugar on it, like melted caramel and then they let it set up man, and then they yank it(oink… oink. OINK.. OINK..) like a silken hose around a tite-sack. PRETTY SURE
honestly it sounds like a lot of trauma but i guess its true what they say , beauty is pain dont you forget it either, Jack. you can take it to the bank you son of a bitch
Today I had a discussion during drive time with my oldest about how cautious and untrusting our world had become and then I stopped for gas in Mason, Texas and I noticed they still had a full service island and two cars were parked there, no I didn’t even consider it but I liked that they had that offering. I bounced out of my car and saw they didn’t have a credit card slot so I was walking in and the owner said, “Ma’am just get your gas and then come in to pay.”
I said, “Wow, I had no idea that anyone trusted people that much anymore.” When I finished I asked about a public restroom and the same guy said “yes on the outside. I want to check it for you, we have been so busy I haven’t checked in a couple of hours”. I hope God just blesses that guys socks off. He is giving his all.
if i saw OP in traffic i would just park gently, approximately 6 inches from the curb, and punch him in his cocksucker and then go back on my way, the free-way, which is how i get around because thats just how i operate and i dont like weird ass car bullies that sperg out and yell at a piece of glass. but hey maybe im the one whos all screwed up , honestly man who knows but ill tell you one thing
literary just buy a whole deck thats the same card , and ask them to pick one and then you do your hotshot shuffling and say "is THIS your cardj?!" *presents card*
