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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    *chugs a giant cowgirl full of spaghetti ( #lilsportyshomelife ) and gets a huge redsauce-mustache*



    i miss kafka already , this is a toxic environment with a lot of caca-heads though so i understand
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if you dont wear wigwam socks then fuck you
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    its a new technology company im starting.

    havfe you ever went to safe way when youre ready to chill down and they literary dont have enough places to buy beer , you have to stand in line like a jackass and give up and drive to sleven eleven where the beer costs the same anyway and the arabs actually run two registers and keep that line moving

    introducing mailmebeer #lilsportyshomelife boudin sausage gang

    all theywe do is mail you a box of beer every day literary bypassing the lines and you just come home to ice cold beer, i expect 'the company' to go 50x

    not a bad return for sitting around drinking the coldest beer in town right to youre doorstep, as you wish
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sippin pale ales listening to 100 gecs ( shout out to DJ Q TIP #lilSportysHomelife )

    IS IT HOT LIKE THAT?! YEAH ITS HOT LIKE THAT!

    flying to kansas for labor day im gonna ride 'the bart' on the way to the r port come on my train and fuck around see what happens

  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    what do you do when your engaged with a cockney and one eye is looking at youre left eye and their other eye is looking at youre right eye

    honestly none of it makes any sense which eye do you look at because i hunt backj and forth and honestly im thinking it might make gont self consciounce
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    do you think i could have wax in my ears even though i use qtips , i wasw watching How to WITH JOHN WILSON and in one episode he went to a ear doctor and they pulled out this phat ass chunk of wax from his ears and he said it was really nice having all that wax out. plus ears look cool inside when theyre clean , labrador ears feel cool its fun to rub a labrador ear

    ps i havent been to the doctor in 18 years and my ears ring almost all the time and its just been like that as long as i can remember
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Also this weirdo gets into my uber years later. I was trying to remember where I saw him. it was like 7 years after the car hit me. talking some weird gross shit. I should of grabbed him by the fucking face and gave him a sweet squishy claw grip.

    dude was wearing shoes like that in seinfeld. just weird.

    and unrelated. Why in the fuck are they naming Federal Buildings after Politicians who aren't Dead yet? Nancy Pelosi Building? REALLY? Willy Brown Bay Bridge". LOL WTF

    People shittalk Dianne Feinstein but she was decent people. She tried to shut down the mitchell brothers theater because they were said to be forcing Women into Prositution but on Film. and Cocaine of course. Also Mitchell Brothers from Antioch. Martin Sheen's boys Charlie and Emelio did a movie about them. You see what ended up happening. One killed the Other. Dianne tried to close them down. Willy Brown goes over there and parties with them and encourages Harvy Milk to keep them open. This literally was what set off Dan White. Becuase of the break down. He ran into the building looking to murder Harvy Milk and Willy Brown, Saw Dianne and said "Oh Hi Dianne" because she too hated the moral decay of the city. Harvy Milk may not have been a bad person but stories of BoxCar Willy? these fuckers and their Party while everyone else is shut in covid at Govs own French Laundry. Nanci Pelosi telling her hair stylist that She (Nancy) didn't have to wear a mask but the hair stylist did. then tells all of her liberal hit squad to fuck with this lady. she had her life threatened. Where was the FBI on this case?

    FUCK YOU CORRUPTED PIECES OF SHIT> BOTH COPS AND FEDS

    FUCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU!

    did you ever go to the ofarrel theater ??

    whats the probe about, what if they did a probe about a tempurature probe on ford probes and the company went broke and had to go into probate

    promethius promethazine problem probably probation probono problemo poblano
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    try rubbing your body with smoked salmons and cola nuts, it could prove to be quite the turnon
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thx bruhv come back when your gay post limit gets lifted because we welcome all types here and were excited about you
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood PLEASE STICK A SEA LAMPRAY UP MY ARSE

    ok hol up im calling brother smelldung
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    dont get in my way unless yore ready for a world of pain and liked getting punched in the head but i digressed
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I WANNA WISH YOU A MEERRY CHRISTMAS

    omg! i forgot about FM radio im gonna start listening im pretty sure the christmas music starts soon
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    leather is soft but its also macho whats youre points
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    reminds me of that time i got in a hurry , and for what

  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy West Coast sucks balls.
    I don't want to be robbed all day.

    the midwest is cool like that because you can be poor without even having to get robbed first
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Pete Green You're just a mule in tow. You read something or look up facts real fast about something and then state it as an experience of your own. You're so full of fucking shit half the time because you're clearly an Alt. post a video of you calling me out. otherwise You're fake as shit. I come on here and post myself all the time. you'
    re a mouthy racist retard Shill just like Spectral making shit up.

    One thing Jeff Hunter told me when I tried to act like "I was old school dialup totse and not internet totse" was "Oh does that make you Cool. Are you Cool". so I never bothered saying that again. but here you idiots are boasting about shit That I really question if any of you ever came to a fucking Walnut Creek Social event or in Concord or in the Berkeley hills at Tilden Park or playing Frisbee etc etc.

    The biggest annoyance was a WWIV dialup that I Joined to host, The guy who started it as a break off from totse name HH (I wont say his name) went on reddit /totse and that fucking Retarded Hick mother fucker HDL started shit talkking and trolling him and the dude deleted his responding threads before I could followup and tell HH that HDL is a stupid cunt who's fat whale of a wife took the kids and left his sorry ass and he's bitter towards everyone. HDL acting like he was an original and saying this to an Original.

    So What if you were on Totse before someone else. It doesn't make you cool as jeff stated but at the same time, Don't shill some bullshit story because you're clearly fake as fuck.
    yeah pretty much hes a huge pussy and a blowhard he never would have survived dialing-in ,do you want to go hiking in tilden. ive only drivved around a bit took wildcat road up it was pretty cool by car but im ready to try it on my own two feet

  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Thanks for pointing this out. He's acting like he's super wanted in the world and has more of an important role than others.



    So, I don't know about you. But I loved the first season and only that season. before they changed his Members Only Jacket to a faggoted Leather Jacket.

    but I like Henry Winkler. he's not Italian as he plays in the show but that's what acting is all about.

    The very first season especially the first 3-4 episodes after the Love American Style spin off was trying to be like American Graffiti but the producers saw cash money in Family show so they watered it down.

    it was supposed to be a later time slot and not taken too serious at the time. but then came the retarded Sit on it catchphrase that shitted up the show.

    so suck my cawk, Chewie
    The thing I love about this thread is the time stamps. It was posted in 5/4 time; five posts in a measure and the quarter note gets one beat. I was on a cruise last year and the jazz band asked for requests. I asked the lead player if he was comfortable with 5/4 time. Without any hesitation, he hit off the best rendition I have ever heard. My ears perked up and my eyes grew large. He asked my screen name and if I play an instrument. I used to play the trumpet, but not so much anymore. He then told me he had never seen anyone in the audience so focused on hearing music. I then told him that I was autistic and music has a very euphoric effect on me and that it took a lot of energy to not drum along to it. It was a wonderful experience I will never forget.
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hoy shit, happy birthday fonzarelli
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WHAT IS TENT LOL
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