Posts by G

1. 2019-03-22 at 11:10 PM UTC in PSA : These are EPIC !
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls did you poop them out yet?
   
   was your poop multicoloured?
   
   did they come out colour order?

   
   My shit's normally orangeish as I'm a big proponent of carrot juice.
2. 2019-03-22 at 8:50 PM UTC in Driver assistance
   

   G African Astronaut
   I drive vintage vees as I'm a heterosexual red blooded american male whom needs zero help commanding my vehicles.
3. 2019-03-22 at 8:48 PM UTC in Schizophrenia
   

   G African Astronaut
   Do any of your personalities have tits ?!
4. 2019-03-22 at 1:25 AM UTC in Colon Enlightenment : Feces,inmates, & property damage,
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG This is a high quality thread.
   
   RIP to the toilet seat.
   
   I hooe you find your indestructible holy grail.
   
   Or a squat pot.
   
   Good luck G.

   
   I'm thinking solid aged oak or mahogany this time, the last one was cherry.
5. 2019-03-22 at 1:17 AM UTC in Colon Enlightenment : Feces,inmates, & property damage,
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G I once even went the lengths of having a custom hardwood toilet seat made, it had feet grooves carved into it for optimum traction. I commissioned a out of work carpenter from Craig's List. I remember him having a look of bewilderment when I explained my job to him lol. Was a bit awkward having to squat on the template for him to draw a pattern around my feet.

   
   Well that custom seat met it's demise today, it did last me 6+ years. I think I'll commission another wooden seat project but go w/ solid oak this time.
   
   Of humorous note when it gave way it rendered a huge crack/boom & I had to swiftly maneuver to avoid falling over & smashing my dome on the sink fixture. The whole ordeal was rather loud & as I came out of the bathroom I was greeted by a group of my son's friends' @ the kitchen table looking in awe lol.
6. 2019-03-22 at 1:04 AM UTC in This website is totally ineffective
   

   G African Astronaut
   I'm eating bloody bison steak drinking gin & green tea, your thread posting performance does not impress me.
7. 2019-03-22 at 1 AM UTC in How you keep track of all the sites you use?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Missed Connections is the thinly veiled CL hooker section nowadays.
8. 2019-03-22 at 12:40 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Bison steaks
   Rubbed w/ olive oil,season w/ course sea salt & cracked black pepper
   Pellet grill at 250° for 8 minutes each side
   Pan sear for 90 seconds each side
   Cover in foil, let sit in warm oven for 4 minutes until 135° internally & awesome !
   
   
   
   
   
9. 2019-03-22 at 12:07 AM UTC in Hey Mmq...
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ No UNC ? :(

   
   Na they peaked too early in regular season, all down hill now.
10. 2019-03-21 at 12:41 PM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing Stages
    

    G African Astronaut
    Color's laid, everything's right on schedule.
    
    
    
    
11. 2019-03-21 at 12:13 PM UTC in PSA : These are EPIC !
    

    G African Astronaut
    Hardee's & Carl's JR finally have a W w/ the mini Froot Loop donuts.
    
    
12. 2019-03-21 at 6:07 AM UTC in Hey Mmq...
    

    G African Astronaut
    $ son
    
    
13. 2019-03-15 at 7:24 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Muscovy duck breast pan seared skin side(medium) w/ mushroom pesto.
14. 2019-03-10 at 8:38 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Never announce bodily functions online.

    
    I'm a grown american male therefor I announce whatever wherever I so choose.
    
    Back on subject, I called my west indian concubine & she made me a nice epson salt witch hazel bath so everything's lovely now. Cashews are so tasty though it's a shame they render themselves jell-o in my bowels.
15. 2019-03-10 at 8:01 PM UTC in How many scoops of ice cream do you take on your cone?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Cups son.
16. 2019-03-10 at 8 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Overdid it on gin & cashews which resulted in me shitting huge glob like feces that stressed my anal opening. I used to listen to people's tales of painful hemorrhoids w/ a smug wonderment but now I know lol.
17. 2019-03-08 at 6:40 AM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing Stages
    

    G African Astronaut
    Operation "Wet,Wet"/paint has begun.
    
    
    
    
    
    
18. 2019-03-02 at 5:51 AM UTC in Shittiest city you've been to
    

    G African Astronaut
    On now albeit no gold chain,,yet.
    
    
    https://tinychat.com/room/tinybltc
19. 2019-03-02 at 5:05 AM UTC in Shittiest city you've been to
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG I didn't say Iraq was a city, OR a village
    
    And yeah, the bar is definitely higher in the US. I've seen some 3rd world shit here as well and I guess it's just a lot more jarring.
    
    Are you the G who always used to be on tinychat? With the big fucking man beard, hairy chest, and gold chains?

    
    The thread is titled w/ "city" hence my wording. Yes I was a frequent TC user whilest on house arrest lol, beard's much smaller but the affinity for gold chains remains lol.
20. 2019-03-02 at 4:53 AM UTC in Shittiest city you've been to
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG You've been to Iraq during Desert Storm and the shittiest city you've seen is Detroit?
    
    Fuck off lol

    
    Iraq wasn't a "city" it's a village there's a difference son. Kuwait's a "city" I still consider Detroit worse because in Kuwait you had distinct/marked zones where it was normal & others that were volatile. Detroit, the whole set's sketchy even the cops there don't take calls from certain quadrants lol.
    
    I mean modern civilization you don't expect certain elements. W/ 3rd world villages it's fair game, a no judgement zone if you will.