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Pouring NyQuil up my ass.

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    Good idea? Great idea? Using a turkey baster.
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    G African Astronaut
    Only if you prepare your rectum by inserting something rough textured & slide it in & out to create abrasions. That way the NyQuil can easily enter the bloodstream. Basically fuck yourself w/a cactus then you're good to go. Godspeed.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I read it works better if you heat it to around 150 degrees 1st.
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    You should plug 900mg of diphenhydramine
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I read it works better if you heat it to around 150 degrees 1st.

    that's a good idea. heating your brain to that thru a mystery virus
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 that's a good idea. heating your brain to that thru a mystery virus

    You try that and share the video.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I did it with 150 mg of crystal meth and it worked wonders though I used a oral medicine dropper instead. Go for the gold!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Good idea? Great idea? Using a turkey baster.

    yeah but would make it even a better idea is if you turkey baster a pint of semen in your gullet, considering you're cum guzzling faggot
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  10. #10
    you cant pour something upwards you fucking retard
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol i was watching a weed smoking video where these old gonts were showing off their buds and one of the buds was so long and huge it look like a huge pinched loaf and the guys started chanting and ranting calling it "the poopa" hurrrr doing it in an old school surfer bro voice
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    k
  13. #13
    Originally posted by jimmy k

    ok
  14. #14
    Originally posted by jimmy you cant pour something upwards you fucking retard

    TAFK meant Pour Down the Up Chute
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