Posts by G

1. 2019-08-10 at 12:33 PM UTC in Colon Enlightenment : Feces,inmates, & property damage,
   

   G African Astronaut
   Returning from a Myrtle Beach vacation w/ my left leg in an immobilizer. All due to another frail toilet seat, this time @ a 4 star resort, go figure. I was perched in perfect drago posture & without the first hint of noise/sound the seat just split on one side causing my left leg to kick/slide off onto the floor haphazardly only to catch the full force of my body weight w/ a foot planted on it's side.
   
   I'm glad this happened pre-shit release, as I ended up on the floor in not unlike fetal position cursing in pain, that would've been eons messier w/ a coil of feces hanging from my rear lol. Insult to injury they charged me $396.74 in damages. Not looking forward to seeing my Dr. & explaining how I tore my meniscus taking a shit.
   
   Alas is life.
2. 2019-08-10 at 11:30 AM UTC in Currently living in my moms basement - pic
   

   G African Astronaut
3. 2019-08-05 at 3:50 AM UTC in Funny thing about mass shootings
   

   G African Astronaut
   Recent new moon, look into it.
4. 2019-08-05 at 2 AM UTC in How to get the mexicans out of Texas?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Manipulate the weather to be Alaska-like.
5. 2019-08-05 at 1:59 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut
   Pondering a midnight beach jog.
6. 2019-08-04 at 7:28 PM UTC in I'm on day one
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL What if breathing is the trigger?

   
   Breathing is a natural instinct so by thinking that's a trigger points to a psychosomatic issue which in itself is the likely trigger. Shit ain't rocket science son.
7. 2019-08-04 at 9:51 AM UTC in I'm on day one
   

   G African Astronaut
   Day 12 alcohol free here, currently on an extended vacation out of state w/ my son to change the pattern. That being said Bill Krozby, you have to break the cycle, not just the alcohol but the triggers/influences that lead to its use.
   
   Godspeed
8. 2019-08-04 at 7:21 AM UTC in I can not decide if I am a man or a woman.
   

   G African Astronaut
   I'm hip to you Fona.
   
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9. 2019-08-03 at 8:45 PM UTC in How I tapered off nicotine in 6 days
   

   G African Astronaut
   https://eastnc.craigslist.org/sha/d/am-looking-for-rental-for-me-and-my-cat/6946435222.html
10. 2019-08-02 at 6:26 AM UTC in I can not decide if I am a man or a woman.
    

    G African Astronaut
    Hoe covers all of the bases.
11. 2019-08-02 at 6:24 AM UTC in Douglas Monks is an addict, and has bipolar disorder...
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm not and I probably will.
    
    But I meant in regard to your original post.. what are you suggesting? If your observation is correct, then what ?

    
    Milk thistle son, dem liver pills.
12. 2019-06-16 at 2:39 AM UTC in Are Canadians actually good at anything?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL We're not warmongers and our economy isn't dependent on wars and invasions just to survive.

    
    Thriving > surviving.
13. 2019-06-16 at 1:34 AM UTC in Are Canadians actually good at anything?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Whiskey & bacon.
14. 2019-06-11 at 7:48 AM UTC in The main reason why all of us post on this forum is...
    

    G African Astronaut
    I'm here when I'm drunk.
15. 2019-06-09 at 4:15 AM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing Stages
    

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16. 2019-06-02 at 8:13 AM UTC in Andy Ruiz TKO'd Anthony Joshua
    

    G African Astronaut
    Cholo >
17. 2019-06-02 at 2:53 AM UTC in really fucked up this time
    

    G African Astronaut
    Don't burn my fucking fries son.
18. 2019-05-28 at 3:51 AM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing Stages
    

    G African Astronaut
    Fashioned w/ the blood of 13 virgins & melded w/ the saliva of a rabid CUModo DRAGon, I present you w/ the very 1st Jaguar X308 caliper covers.
    
    
19. 2019-05-26 at 11:36 PM UTC in I just achieved $1500 in free rent, today, folks...
    

    G African Astronaut
    lol rent where they do that at ?!
20. 2019-05-17 at 5:24 AM UTC in The best thing about being black
    

    G African Astronaut
    When I was younger it was really coveted to find a red bone with the pecan tan nipples or the dark hued one w/ the morning glory purple vulva that broke way for the fluorescent pink pussy. Now everything's so hybrid that I don't think twice about the once rare traits, alas I'm jaded.