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1. 2019-08-30 at 7:22 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Day 0 of sobriety. Caloric intake at an all time high. Doing 0 miles of any exercise ever except walking to work or the beer store. Will kill self tomorrow.

   
   MQ I'm about to make my nightly bike trek, I will channel you as I blast through the darkness w/ Tool cranking in my earpieces. So you shall exercise vicariously via me tonight comrad.
2. 2019-08-30 at 7:16 AM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?
   

   G African Astronaut
   My dick is the phallic key to the eastern stargate, many masonic types jokingly refer to it as "space mountain" in their meetings.
3. 2019-08-30 at 6:33 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Day 0 of sobriety. Caloric intake at an all time high. Doing 0 miles of any exercise ever except walking to work or the beer store. Will kill self tomorrow.

   
   Pondering on taking an overseas contract, physical is early October. Great money for 9 mo.s, I can't show up for the physical all bloated/pickled lol.
4. 2019-08-30 at 6:28 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   G African Astronaut
   Day 39 of sobriety & week 3 of sub 1000 caloric intake daily, energy level was nil but steadily improving. Doing 5-8 miles nightly biking.
5. 2019-08-30 at 6:20 AM UTC in The new Tool album is supposed to be realized tomorrow (25 minutes from now CST)
   

   G African Astronaut

   http://rockfile.co/mdykud8jm5sa.html
   https://rapidgator.net/file/33a1bc1b6a2bc32155024f3b6e03f89c/bte_t_fi_fla.rar.html
   http://www.share-online.biz/dl/INNGM0XPNVB

   
   Other options
6. 2019-08-30 at 6:16 AM UTC in The new Tool album is supposed to be realized tomorrow (25 minutes from now CST)
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ G I love you. Those captchas arent letting me past on my phone.
   
   I'll figure it out. Are you / have you listened to the whole thing yet ?

   
   Yeah it's solid, might be my new late night biking playlist.
   
   Direct link/no cap
   
   320 KPS
   https://rapidgator.net/file/cfa1d04aad6a1b2f981a72befdbbf873/1143511436T1143611436.zip.html
   
   FLAC
   https://rapidgator.net/file/7806031f15c7d861f5e05c7bd6cb0540/1143711438T1143811438.zip.html
7. 2019-08-30 at 6:08 AM UTC in What TV series are you watching right now, space nigga?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Gemstones is picking up rather nicely.
8. 2019-08-30 at 6:05 AM UTC in The new Tool album is supposed to be realized tomorrow (25 minutes from now CST)
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Its 12:11 and I cant find it.
   
   I'll give anyone a hundred dollars if they can find it right now before me.

   
   320 KPS
   http://safelinking.net/roZYqg2
   
   FLAC
   http://safelinking.net/fjAfldu
9. 2019-08-23 at 11:39 AM UTC in ITT : we suggest hip names for lannys hipster bar.
   

   G African Astronaut
10. 2019-08-20 at 2:56 PM UTC in UFC 241
    

    G African Astronaut
    DC,Pettis,Romero all moderate to large.
11. 2019-08-20 at 12:27 PM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing Stages
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Just wait until you have to fix that pos.

    
    I don't know many older luxury cars that don't require repairs.
12. 2019-08-19 at 11:43 PM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing Stages
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the point of having a nice car and had to walk miles to the entrance.

    
    100 yards max, the point is to avoid reckless idiots' shopping carts & door dings.
13. 2019-08-19 at 7:53 AM UTC in UFC 241
    

    G African Astronaut
    Lost 5 figures.
14. 2019-08-19 at 7:46 AM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing Stages
    

    G African Astronaut
    The Jag clan grows.
    
    Picked up a 2010 Jaguar XKR w/ a mere 38,000 miles recently. Car's a blast to whip w/ head snapping torque,throaty audio like a mountain line getting attacked by 150,000 hornets lol & some of the cleanest lines in Jag history.
    
    
    
    Today I drive it to run errands, make sure to park in the farthest end of the parking lot w/ no traffic to minimize risk. Some asshole in a cookiecutter POS surely has to slide in haphazardly next to me, go fucking figure.
    
    
15. 2019-08-19 at 7:40 AM UTC in What TV series are you watching right now, space nigga?
    

    G African Astronaut
16. 2019-08-18 at 9:35 AM UTC in Adam Lambert is not Queen
    

    G African Astronaut
    He is a queen.
17. 2019-08-17 at 9:09 AM UTC in Now that I am an adult I do identify as a "developmentally disabled child"
    

    G African Astronaut
    I think you'd do well to stay off the internet for a while.
18. 2019-08-16 at 11:15 PM UTC in I just ate a chicken salad sammich out of a vending machine and I paid too much for it.
    

    G African Astronaut
    I predict a future Fona thread "I just turned on a light !"
    
    WTF son.
19. 2019-08-10 at 11:53 PM UTC in Colon Enlightenment : Feces,inmates, & property damage,
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cant you just squat on the bowl without the toilet seat ?

    
    No you then run the risk of having the dirty ass seat rub up against your buttocks &/or back.
20. 2019-08-10 at 12:39 PM UTC in I just ate 4 hamburgers and some cashews...
    

    G African Astronaut
    Cashews do the bowels lovely, nice exfoliating butter it renders.