Posts by G

1. 2019-10-11 at 6:27 AM UTC in How to actually drain the swamp
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Assuming genders.
   
   
   Its gonna be 2020. I hope its the most fucked up year next to 1010 and 3030. Its the year to do shit. Only happens once in a long time.
   
   What did happen in 1010? I'll look.

   
   20/20 vision granted in the metaphysical sense.
2. 2019-10-11 at 5:53 AM UTC in How to actually drain the swamp
   

   G African Astronaut
   Bernie's a soft man whose frailty would be our nation's demise.
3. 2019-10-11 at 5:40 AM UTC in liquor that looks like it has a cork but doesnt
   

   G African Astronaut
   Corks' fag up a good bottle of liquor.
4. 2019-10-11 at 5:30 AM UTC in Help me figure out this 80's song
   

   G African Astronaut
5. 2019-10-11 at 5:27 AM UTC in Errol Spence in ICU after car crash - clip
   

   G African Astronaut
   That's a shame, what a fucking car.
6. 2019-10-11 at 5:09 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   G African Astronaut
   Against better judgement I shaved my balls this evening now I'm coating them w/ the divine Gold Bond powder to circumvent the cacti sac friction sure to come. Also watching a shitty horror move called Mermaid : Lake Of the Dead.
7. 2019-10-11 at 5:04 AM UTC in Eurasians are the master race
   

   G African Astronaut
   Only if that equates to them being very good @ rolling & cooking my beloved asian fare/dumplings.
8. 2019-10-11 at 5:01 AM UTC in PSA : Blueberry Cheerios Is God Tier
   

   G African Astronaut
   Headed to Walmart for the 2 am cereal recon mission, let's see what's available.
9. 2019-10-11 at 4:50 AM UTC in how the fuck do wireless phone chargers work
   

   G African Astronaut
   Speaking on wireless technology.
   
   Started back no gi grappling after a knee injury & a new concubine has me changing the manscaping routine.
   
   Via Wireless Clippers
   
   #4 guard on the underarms
   #5 faded up(from dick base) to #7 pubic pad,abdomen,chest.
   Balls got the razor treatment, which I will regret due to cacti sac, but I want to ensure the new concubine's initiation into vagina pillaging is as easy as can be.
10. 2019-10-11 at 4:47 AM UTC in AMBULANCE WRECK BOOM! Happened just now in front of my house!!!
    

    G African Astronaut
    I can imagine the 1st responders are ecstatic about not only having to deal w/ the incident but also this fucking weirdo wandering around taking photos.
11. 2019-10-11 at 4:45 AM UTC in AMBULANCE WRECK BOOM! Happened just now in front of my house!!!
    

    G African Astronaut
    Potatoes need salt.
12. 2019-10-11 at 4:43 AM UTC in how the fuck do wireless phone chargers work
    

    G African Astronaut
    You can make any modern phone wireless charging enabled w/a reader/card.
    
    
    
    https://www.amazon.com/IGOUKJ-Endurable-Interface-Universal-direction/dp/B072BSC4G2/r
13. 2019-10-09 at 11:36 AM UTC in Fresh NC Shrimp
    

    G African Astronaut
    Shrimp parasites are also tasty when seasoned & cooked up w/ said shrimp.
14. 2019-10-09 at 11:34 AM UTC in Joker (2019)
    

    G African Astronaut
    It's just The Master w/ facepaint.
    
    
    
15. 2019-10-07 at 11:33 AM UTC in Fresh NC Shrimp
    

    G African Astronaut
    Scored some shrimp about 3 hours old(fresh from boat) needless to say the shits were bonkers. Beats them Taiwanese/Thailand farm raised fare by far.
    
    
    
    
16. 2019-10-05 at 10:09 AM UTC in My car door is loose and swings back at me immediately
    

    G African Astronaut
    Door check.
17. 2019-10-05 at 2:40 AM UTC in PSA : Blueberry Cheerios Is God Tier
    

    G African Astronaut
    Man my local Walmart has the peach joints too !
18. 2019-10-04 at 10:47 PM UTC in Special Delivery!
    

    G African Astronaut
    1st of the month, disability checks poppin'
    
    
    
19. 2019-10-04 at 11:28 AM UTC in 3 From Hell (Free Stream)
    

    G African Astronaut
20. 2019-10-04 at 11:13 AM UTC in 3 From Hell (Free Stream)
    

    G African Astronaut