Posts by G

1. 2019-10-04 at 11:08 AM UTC in 3 From Hell (Free Stream)
   

   G African Astronaut
   Rob Zombie actually came correct w/ this one.
2. 2019-10-04 at 11:02 AM UTC in PSA : Blueberry Cheerios Is God Tier
   

   G African Astronaut
   Na shit's made w/ BB puree' & the milk is earth shaking orgasm shit. They got Peach flavored too WTF ?!
3. 2019-10-04 at 10:48 AM UTC in 3 From Hell (Free Stream)
   

   G African Astronaut
   It's halloween season beeyatches.
   
   https://oload.monster/embed/RcIAF2D1CSE
4. 2019-10-04 at 9:41 AM UTC in PSA : Blueberry Cheerios Is God Tier
   

   G African Astronaut
   
   
   This is all, carry on.
5. 2019-10-04 at 9:31 AM UTC in OK which one of you guys is responsible for this?
   

   G African Astronaut
   2005 called they want their web jokes back.
6. 2019-10-02 at 11:32 AM UTC in ebagger
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ You should just let me buy your used one for like 10 dollars and then buy yourself the newest one.

   
   Let me research the newer ones, I don't want to switch to an inferior product. Meanwhile how's your liver supplement quest going ?!
7. 2019-10-02 at 11:22 AM UTC in Masturbating to pictures of myself, again.
   

   G African Astronaut
   I rub one out to an impromptu porn I filmed w/ a sexy ass Dominican from time to time.
8. 2019-10-02 at 8:36 AM UTC in ebagger
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Does it have a lifetime warranty ?

   
   Not sure, but they've improved them since my purchase, I got mine in the early chinese junk phase.
9. 2019-10-02 at 8:33 AM UTC in ebagger
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Of course it literally says MANGROOMER. lol.

   
   Had it 10 years plus, a seriously robust unit.
10. 2019-10-02 at 8:30 AM UTC in Leaving nis for good (leaving my password in here)
    

    G African Astronaut
    
11. 2019-10-02 at 8:26 AM UTC in ebagger
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ You shaved your own back? What the fuck are the HAREM OF CONCUBINES doing?

    
    I use the trusty Mangroomer, I've cut concubine frolicking down to a minimum as I get back in optimum shape for an upcoming job. Eyes on the prize MQ, eyes on the prize my friend.
    
    
    
    
12. 2019-10-02 at 8:18 AM UTC in ebagger
    

    G African Astronaut
    Just shaved my back it was nice & coarse, jet black plumage.
13. 2019-10-02 at 4:38 AM UTC in Sometimes...
    

    G African Astronaut
    I @ all the times wish you lose internet access.
14. 2019-10-02 at 4:17 AM UTC in I love mcdonalds
    

    G African Astronaut
    Them salty ass hasbrowns are proper.
15. 2019-10-02 at 4:11 AM UTC in Andy Ngo is live on twitter
    

    G African Astronaut
    There's nothing Portland related that warrants my attention save maybe Portlandia returning.
16. 2019-10-02 at 4:07 AM UTC in attn: Nerdy Weebs
    

    G African Astronaut
    The Peanut Butter Falcon ?!
17. 2019-10-02 at 3:37 AM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
    

    G African Astronaut
    Teddy induces fear in most mortals.
18. 2019-09-30 at 4:12 AM UTC in Do you think tech shaves her pussy?
    

    G African Astronaut
    I prefer a well managed bush myself.
19. 2019-09-30 at 3:23 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Coolant reservoir tank cap for the Jag, the current one's label is curling up & looks unsightly.
    
    
20. 2019-09-30 at 3:21 AM UTC in Imma eat some food.
    

    G African Astronaut
    Homecooked son.