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2020-05-04 at 11:05 PM UTC in what u having for supper?NY strip,sauteed shrimp & loaded baked potato,they overcooked my steak but it was still tasty.
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2020-05-04 at 2:31 AM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBERJust sent dick pic, you're welcome.
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2020-05-04 at 1:32 AM UTC in Dad threadMy son turned 17 on the 28th of April, as much I enjoy seeing the progression from boy to man, my inner being screams "1 year left of child support" in it's highest voice lol.
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2020-05-04 at 1:19 AM UTC in Who here defied stay at home orders?I put on my work badge lanyard & just lord any/everywhere.
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2020-05-03 at 1:32 AM UTC in Fona's not too bad Saturday. 5-2-20Esther Price chocolates are mad decent @ about $15, +5 for 20 minutes, that's $1 per minute, you scored Fona ! Now teach wariat's bumbling ass about this lucrative gig economy.
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2020-05-03 at 1:27 AM UTC in Wings : A Covid-19 Project
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2020-05-03 at 1:05 AM UTC in The lock down has ended here in texasBill Krozby is clearly out getting Texan hoes.
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2020-05-03 at 12:37 AM UTC in Wings : A Covid-19 ProjectSo Rakim's been MIA since the power washing. I'm thinking the chemicals used have changed the scent which spooks him. Maybe the incoming rain system will neutralize it.
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2020-05-03 at 12:29 AM UTC in Eurasian master raceBut you're an eastern bloc juice ?!
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2020-05-02 at 9:42 PM UTC in mad st the worldI feel like you post too many redundant shit threads that in turn make others mad @ the world.
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2020-05-02 at 9:39 PM UTC in Why are Midwesterners so beta?Nonce flu , it's corona for autists.
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2020-05-02 at 9:37 PM UTC in lol this is what would happen if larry would square up with meThese "reflex balls" are great for quarantine idleness, I just progressed my son up to the small harder ball. We even up the ante' by placing a few thumbtacks on the ball, make an error ?! Pay a painful tax lol.
The little kid in this one's mad nice w/ his hands.
Best $10-15 you can spend on eBay when bored lol. -
2020-05-02 at 9:22 PM UTC in lol this is what would happen if larry would square up with meGay accolades n shit.
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2020-05-02 at 9:18 PM UTC in lol this is what would happen if larry would square up with meThis spaz equates watching martial arts videos to actually practicing lol.
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2020-05-02 at 9:14 PM UTC in Why are Midwesterners so beta?This freak's litmus of beta-ness is leaving his residence in a daunting task of acquiring pizza lol stfu son.
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2020-05-02 at 8:28 PM UTC in Wings : A Covid-19 Project
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2020-05-02 at 8:24 PM UTC in Wings : A Covid-19 Project
Originally posted by Stopffs The tune? Cool photo though! Were you outside on the porch when he came up?
He was up on the roof edge, so about five feet away diagonally, soon as I went back in after placing the beef he dropped down & came up. It's a marathon courting these majestic creatures, not a sprint lol. -
2020-05-02 at 8:09 PM UTC in Wings : A Covid-19 Project
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do they react to drones ?
Not sure
Day 2 of Courtship : I Bestow Gifts
Some enterprising youth came by offering pressure-wash services, house needed it as some of the vinyl siding areas are tinted green from pollen & grime accumulation. Plus helping out the youth win/win. They disturbed Rakim who leisurely strolled to the back roof line. I put some raw beef stew cubes on my rear deck & he without hesitation hopped down, walked over & devoured them. I don't want him getting accustomed to the backyard though as my dog has the run of that.
Rakim - What's On Your Mind
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2020-05-02 at 12:42 PM UTC in Wings : A Covid-19 Project
So the last several weeks being spent @ home I've noticed a large buzzard camps out on my roof line then onto my front yard fence. He feeds off the food I toss out to the birds,squirrels,rabbits & feral cats. He's so comfortable he doesn't even fly away when I come out the door & looks me dead in my eyes like "what up kid" lol. I named him Rakim because he's old school & clearly no joke.
Well heavy drinking & boredom have me plotting on summoning him w/ a sleeve fashioned from sirloin steak & a welder's glove. I do consider myself as a renaissance man, so the coveted summoning a falcon may not be in my cards but a buzzard is also a large bird of prey so it will fit well in any list of couthly achievements. I've spoken w/ my son & we're working on a "summoning wild birds of prey" play list but I'm in favor of just having Ozzy - I Don't Wanna Stop on loop lol. My son will be filming, I plan on donning a wife beater,boxers & slides if possible I will have a silver goblet in the free hand(on nearby standby by the fence post). My new neighbors haven't truly been exposed to me yet, I feel this will formally introduce them to the way of the cul-de-sac.
Ozzy - I Don't Wanna Stop
Today I began the courtship , I waited for him to move to the fence I came outside & sat on the porch for a few minutes, then I slowly got up & walked over to the fence, got within 3 feet before he moved a little further down, no flight though. -
2020-05-02 at 11:52 AM UTC in What languages do you speak(Fluently) English,Arabic
(Working) Spanish,Mandarin
(Limited) German
