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  1. G African Astronaut
    Truth be told a large portion of this user base could do w/a "herd thinning" as most seem to be incapable of contributing to society in any productive way. Mentally ill,homo miscreants,addicts, etc.
  2. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    No they don't. Certainly not for a dollar. You got lied to.

    Ok dumb fuck the eatery is right on the farm & bakery property lol. It was only $1 TODAY due to being Cinco & TT now run along find a dick torta to chew on lol.
  3. G African Astronaut
    Carnitas for dinner earlier, banging as always. Cinco de Mayo & Taco tuesday resulted in $1 tacos made w/ fresh everything. They do their own tortillas,farm their own livestock,herbs,veg etc.

  4. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Hi, this smelly old man I met online wants me to drink whiskey at his place and watch him "morph", should I tell an adult about this and notify all the parents in his neighborhood?

    Assumptions make one well an ass, no whiskey flows until the May 9th UFC card. If I were you, I'd be more pressed to find a way out of that dark foreboding maze you're trapped in. Just follow the light Carol Anne.
  5. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace G definitely looks 60
    I'm really surprised he's 48

    You take dicks into your rectum & mouth therefor your opinion & input is null & void in any arena I endeavor lol.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo so you were a smelly hairy fat gross piece of shit who changed into a butterfly? You definitely sound like a weird rapist who may or may not have a clean stove top.

    What's it like when you "morph?" Your smell morphs too? Forgive me I've never met a boomer power ranger before

    While you waddle away in morose squalor & the darkness of manic depression, many have hit peaks,valleys & mid ground to reside in the place for which you long.

    It's ok to be a sad guy man, feel free to lash out all you want online,

    I'm here & I'm listening.

  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy We both know this but I also know I don't know but I do know in the grand scheme of things I am all about the show and it must go on.

    Well show the fuck up for work then ?!
  8. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo so you're saying you smell like a saudi rapist?

    You looked well over 50 in tinychat like 6 years ago I imagine you look like a shriveled up peanut now and smell like an egg salad sammich left under the bleachers at a baseball game

    6 years ago is a lifetime to miserable addicts like yourself. Many morphs take place in such time w/ supreme beings.
  9. G African Astronaut
    No but any normal adult realizes meniscus surgery is a simple usually less than an hour outpatient deal.
  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo No you definitely smell like musty wet dog and raindrops on pavement on a hot day. You're over 50 with poor hygiene

    I was actually going to go on a tangent in one of my previous posts about how chinese don't use ovens and stoves (except for dim sum) and many are accustomed to hot plates which are gross and likely leave counters messy and are probably worse for the pots. My mama dun used to tell me never to turn a burner on max when it's stainless steel because little metal particles get into it which seems more like something Alex Jones would say about the government putting lead in pots.

    48 son & my anus is cleaner than your face, get your snaps accurate lol.

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No, that's definitely just the smell of beef jerky and old beer.

    Beer's for scrubs, more like Crown Royal & Dior Fahrenheit.
  11. G African Astronaut
  12. G African Astronaut
    lol girlfriend's meniscus surgery & you're taking days off, termination is imminent.
  13. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I've seen you. You definitely smell funny

    Success & glory definitely smells funny to some. Now go clean your stove or most likely hot plate lol.
  14. G African Astronaut
    Sudo's sad & likely has a dirty ass oven, they're related lol.
  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I wasn't talking to you, I was more implying this is not the medium to post basic 4 ingredient recipe threads. Misguided Russian makes more engaging cooking threads, I was just being a dick you old faggot

    Easy ascertainment that users here like dirty stoves.
  16. G African Astronaut
    They should do mental/cognitive/competence screening before issuing licenses.
  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo no

    we don't do that here

    Hence you posting shit threads about being sad lol.
  18. G African Astronaut
    I bet it was real appetizing w/ the raw sewage spewing from above & a cloud of flies blocking the light lol. Ambience in spades son.
  19. G African Astronaut
    clean your fucking stove
  20. G African Astronaut
    Not really "bad" per say but definitely odd. One time I had to do 90 days & as the CO was locking me back for the 1st time a chicken bone on dental floss dropped/dangled to the floor under the door which the CO saw & yelled for the door to be reopened.

    He stepped in & shined his flashlight on the door, it had chicken bones tied together in a geometric shape w/ different playing cards @ each point(stuck using a paste made from toothpaste & wet tissue). The CO was a dude we called "Hollywood" as he looked like the comedian Steve Martin & always had his hair in perfect formation lol. He gave me a puzzled/befuddled shoulder shrug "wonder what the last guy in here was up to huh ?!".

    I used to fuck w/ Hollywood over the course of that 90 days when he worked the overnight rotation. I'd save a chicken bone & slide it out(from under the door) down the walkway after he passed during rounds, he'd turn around & scratch his head lol.
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