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lol this is what would happen if larry would square up with me

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I would control him exactly like this and either choke him out at will or throw him hard on his ass everytime we were up. Aldra, or Casper or whoever tried to rile me up against him, you are out of your mind if you think my training and experience in streetfights after streetfights and prison fights would just go away ir go out the window ayainst him:



    keep in mind zi watch this shit all the time. so that alone even if I had no training would mean ill pick shit up here and there and would put me way ahead of him in fighting. unless he is like twice my size or weighs more than 200 pounds whwt chance would he have plus isnt he like middle aged aldra?
  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    keep in mind i grew up with fighting and martial arts watching old school kung fu or shaw bro movies as a kid, have trained multiple styles wnd fighting arts and have amssive experience. my only downfall is my timid nwture and small size.
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I were ever in a fight, I'd bust out some moves like this...

  4. #4
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat keep in mind i grew up with fighting and martiala rts watching old school kung fu or shaw bro movies as a kid, have trained multiple styles wnd fighting arts and have amssive experience. my only downfall is my timid nwture and small size.

    You're a bitch, Wariat. Case closed, faggot.
  5. #5
    Octavian motherfucker
    Lol Nonce.
  6. #6
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Larry would fucking murder you because any man under the age of 50 with any testosterone makes you tremble and squirt a little pee in your briefs
  7. #7
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Again. Come to CA. Hell theres a good chance youd win. Point is- youre a fucking pussy and no one is afraid of you. The only way youd frighten anyone is if they had a preteen daughter. Get your shit together.
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  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol youre a dumbass. again, I have actual skills and know how to do shit like the video above shows. the fact Im small and timid or mentally weak doesnt mean Id lose. and im only timid mostly due to the gact many people have knives or other people wround that can get involved not of ana ctual fight. im basically afraid of no man just the cosnequences like cops or them pulling a fast one like a knife.
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    casper, what makes you think I dont have those skills in the video. and could not control or make you look like w bitch like that in the video while keeping my composure? what makes you think I dont make up my size with skills or composure?
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    nigglet, in america you need to realize we all have guns and ammo,, some asshat pulls a knife and we shoot that fool dead.
  11. #11
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Again....i have no skills so you have nothing to lose. Imagine how much respect and street cred u would get defeating a 6’7” 300 lb enforcer for the sinaloa cartel. u could add it to ur resume. Also it can be held in a gym with personal injury waivers.
  12. #12
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wariat casper, what makes you think I dont have those skills in the video. and could not control or make you look like w bitch like that in the video while keeping my composure? what makes you think I dont make up my size with skills or composure?

    Nothing makes me think that. Ive just taken enough punches to the face that i dont quite care either way. Then again if your mma skills are anything like ur gay porn skills i think i stand a pretty good shot.
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol at you being an enforcer for the cartels. or is that larry now?
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Anyone 6"7 I wouldnt trade punches with due to reach I would just go for a single leg or the dump. fake high than grab the leg and dump them and put them on a triangle form mount or top position.
  15. #15
    G African Astronaut
    This spaz equates watching martial arts videos to actually practicing lol.
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  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I do hav experience in different styles and gyms. I just never cared about rankings or belts and would go off or get bored after a while so it is a bunch of short stinted sessions or times I was into actual trianing but that alone is still more plus me watching this vids on top of my previous experience than someone like Larry or Casper no?
  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Basically I always fell off or lost interest or never had long temr dedication but that doesnt mean I have not trained in it and in different times in my life had actual legit skills in various shit. The timid shit about me and my mental weakness and constant need to prove myself is a diff subject entirely. I mean that is hard to overcome almost impossible.
  18. #18
    G African Astronaut
    Gay accolades n shit.




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  19. #19
    G African Astronaut
    These "reflex balls" are great for quarantine idleness, I just progressed my son up to the small harder ball. We even up the ante' by placing a few thumbtacks on the ball, make an error ?! Pay a painful tax lol.





    The little kid in this one's mad nice w/ his hands.



    Best $10-15 you can spend on eBay when bored lol.
  20. #20
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i have this ball on a tsring you put on your forehead.
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