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Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday
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2020-05-06 at 5:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by G Easy ascertainment that users here like dirty stoves.
I am definitely not a fan of a dirty stove and tomato/spaghetti sauce especially is a bitch and usually requires taking off the elements to clean. Some people clean their countertops and dishes and forget the stove like a complete DUNCE but I am not one of those people and I'm outraged at the implication, or even that the users of this website are a bunch of dirty stove scoundrels -
2020-05-06 at 5:48 AM UTCSudo's sad & likely has a dirty ass oven, they're related lol.
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2020-05-06 at 5:59 AM UTC
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2020-05-06 at 6:02 AM UTC
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2020-05-06 at 6:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by G Success & glory definitely smells funny to some. Now go clean your stove or most likely hot plate lol.
No you definitely smell like musty wet dog and raindrops on pavement on a hot day. You're over 50 with poor hygiene
I was actually going to go on a tangent in one of my previous posts about how chinese don't use ovens and stoves (except for dim sum) and many are accustomed to hot plates which are gross and likely leave counters messy and are probably worse for the pots. My mama dun used to tell me never to turn a burner on max when it's stainless steel because little metal particles get into it which seems more like something Alex Jones would say about the government putting lead in pots. -
2020-05-06 at 6:11 AM UTCNo, that's definitely just the smell of beef jerky and old beer.
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2020-05-06 at 6:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo No you definitely smell like musty wet dog and raindrops on pavement on a hot day. You're over 50 with poor hygiene
I was actually going to go on a tangent in one of my previous posts about how chinese don't use ovens and stoves (except for dim sum) and many are accustomed to hot plates which are gross and likely leave counters messy and are probably worse for the pots. My mama dun used to tell me never to turn a burner on max when it's stainless steel because little metal particles get into it which seems more like something Alex Jones would say about the government putting lead in pots.
48 son & my anus is cleaner than your face, get your snaps accurate lol.
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No, that's definitely just the smell of beef jerky and old beer.
Beer's for scrubs, more like Crown Royal & Dior Fahrenheit. -
2020-05-06 at 6:15 AM UTCGeno's and Geno's East, deep dish... Damn, I miss that.... The only better pizza on earth is President's in NYC. It's closed now. grrr.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-06 at 6:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by G Beer's for scrubs, more like Crown Royal & Dior Fahrenheit.
so you're saying you smell like a saudi rapist?
You looked well over 50 in tinychat like 6 years ago I imagine you look like a shriveled up peanut now and smell like an egg salad sammich left under the bleachers at a baseball game -
2020-05-06 at 6:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo so you're saying you smell like a saudi rapist?
You looked well over 50 in tinychat like 6 years ago I imagine you look like a shriveled up peanut now and smell like an egg salad sammich left under the bleachers at a baseball game
6 years ago is a lifetime to miserable addicts like yourself. Many morphs take place in such time w/ supreme beings. -
2020-05-06 at 6:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by G 6 years ago is a lifetime to miserable addicts like yourself. Many morphs take place in such time w/ supreme beings.
so you were a smelly hairy fat gross piece of shit who changed into a butterfly? You definitely sound like a weird rapist who may or may not have a clean stove top.
What's it like when you "morph?" Your smell morphs too? Forgive me I've never met a boomer power ranger before -
2020-05-06 at 6:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo so you were a smelly hairy fat gross piece of shit who changed into a butterfly? You definitely sound like a weird rapist who may or may not have a clean stove top.
What's it like when you "morph?" Your smell morphs too? Forgive me I've never met a boomer power ranger before
Itt: pedo tries to be better than anyone -
2020-05-06 at 6:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo so you were a smelly hairy fat gross piece of shit who changed into a butterfly? You definitely sound like a weird rapist who may or may not have a clean stove top.
What's it like when you "morph?" Your smell morphs too? Forgive me I've never met a boomer power ranger before
While you waddle away in morose squalor & the darkness of manic depression, many have hit peaks,valleys & mid ground to reside in the place for which you long.
It's ok to be a sad guy man, feel free to lash out all you want online,
I'm here & I'm listening.
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2020-05-06 at 6:31 AM UTCI hate you both idk which one to insult
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2020-05-06 at 6:31 AM UTCG definitely looks 60
I'm really surprised he's 48 -
2020-05-06 at 6:33 AM UTC
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2020-05-06 at 6:34 AM UTC
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2020-05-06 at 6:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by G While you waddle away in morose squalor & the darkness of manic depression, many have hit peaks,valleys & mid ground to reside in the place for which you long.
It's ok to be a sad guy man, feel free to lash out all you want online,
I'm here & I'm listening.
Hi, this smelly old man I met online wants me to drink whiskey at his place and watch him "morph", should I tell an adult about this and notify all the parents in his neighborhood? -
2020-05-06 at 6:38 AM UTC
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2020-05-06 at 6:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Hi, this smelly old man I met online wants me to drink whiskey at his place and watch him "morph", should I tell an adult about this and notify all the parents in his neighborhood?
Assumptions make one well an ass, no whiskey flows until the May 9th UFC card. If I were you, I'd be more pressed to find a way out of that dark foreboding maze you're trapped in. Just follow the light Carol Anne.
