Posts by G

1. 2020-07-11 at 11:22 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Ohh, ok fuck me gonna try stay up then

   
   On paper it's the card of the year, 3 title fights etc.
2. 2020-07-11 at 11:09 PM UTC in I'm turning in to a fat faggot. I need to lose weight
   

   G African Astronaut
   Reduce carbs drastically.
3. 2020-07-11 at 11:07 PM UTC in So I fucked the 53 yr old tonight
   

   G African Astronaut
   Your autistic ass ain't fucking nothing except your grubby hands.
4. 2020-07-11 at 11:05 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Has Masvidal been pulled?
   
   The poster says Usman v Burns

   
   Masvidal is the sub for Burns.
5. 2020-07-11 at 10:58 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls You're such a connoisseur
   
   I'm trying to stay up for UFC

   
   http://crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-251-usman-vs-masvidal/
   http://watchkobestreams.info/
   http://mzupdate.com/trg/tr3.php
6. 2020-07-11 at 10:43 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Pre-UFC feast @ Cerro Grande
   
   
7. 2020-07-11 at 8:25 AM UTC in Colon Enlightenment : Feces,inmates, & property damage,
   

   G African Astronaut
   The recent fecal NIS wave(hiki shit threads & §m£ÂgØL's shitty anus pic) has inspired me to upgrade my TS yet again. I will update this thread w/ the progress, probably going to commission another wood unit w/ foot grooves carved in it.
8. 2020-07-11 at 5:28 AM UTC in what did your last text message say?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S i fucking LOVE watermelon

   
   Seedless for the win !
9. 2020-07-11 at 5:03 AM UTC in what did your last text message say?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor oh i get it- so you dont have a license, Keenan. phhhhhhffffftht!
   

   
   lol that developmentally challenged child doesn't have a car either, may steal mommy's when she's asleep to go joyride lol. I'll be sure to update this thread w/ an update when everything's dismissed & I continue drive like a lord doing WTF I want w/ minimum to no repercussions.
10. 2020-07-11 at 4:41 AM UTC in Fona 7-11
    

    G African Astronaut
    Your roaches ate good.
11. 2020-07-11 at 4:35 AM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut
    §m£ÂgØL's just jelly that Baldy globe-trots the planet exploring cultures & is getting paid to do so. While his most formative experience is fucking hitch hiking the country shacking up w/ drug addicts & living in abject squalor w/ zero of the fanfare.
12. 2020-07-11 at 4:26 AM UTC in Just had a shit so messy I had to wash off in the shower
    

    G African Astronaut
    I always find the tub then the shower after a shit, as I'm not a 3rd world savage. Bidets are great & easy to install nowadays but nothing beats a full wash. In the rare occasion a shit presents itself in foreign settings/out & about, I always keep a travel pack of aloe vera based flush-able wet wipes near until I can get back to protocol.
13. 2020-07-10 at 11:17 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Doubt it. Post cornhole or sit the fuck down gramps.

    
    You'd like that wouldn't you, you hermitized homosexual ?! Lol
14. 2020-07-10 at 11:14 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why the fuck wouldn't my ass be shit stained. What, do you bleach?
    
    And nah. You're not fine. You crashed into a parked car. That's some geriatric shit.

    
    My anus is the same color as my buttocks as I like a civil human wash said orifice after defecating. True, I'm older than you & yet I still have my pristine colored corn hole lol.
15. 2020-07-10 at 6:24 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    G African Astronaut
    Getting ready for a 3 pm dental, I'll likely fall asleep in the chair today. The office is so peaceful now w/ them staggering patients so there's only one in the office @ a time.
16. 2020-07-10 at 6:02 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung i think it's angryiver's butthole. Even worse.👍

    
    I would think a confessed feminine homosexual like §m£ÂgØL would have the couth to @ least keep his mangina from being shit dyed lol. Makes a little sense now.
17. 2020-07-10 at 5:45 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut
    This how you son Covid-19. Trending to be the biggest PPV since the McGregor era, that means betting lines about to flip flop , sweet.
    
    
    
18. 2020-07-10 at 5:38 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut
    Masvidal made weight on days notice, it's on for Saturday !
    
    
19. 2020-07-10 at 5:34 PM UTC in what did your last text message say?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian i have a traffic lawyer too, and never have to appear. They don't send me texts through.

    
    Yeah he's future capital hill material, I didn't even appear on criminal shit most times lol.
20. 2020-07-10 at 5:31 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why you looking at my rectum faggit?
    
    And yeah. Crashed. Guess that's why your license got revoked

    
    Your shit stained rectum's on full display @ a internet forum, how fucking unstable/creepy is that ?! My license are perfectly fine son, it's a DMV clerical error that's tossed out every time. Stop reaching