Posts by G

1. 2020-07-16 at 12:29 AM UTC in what u having for supper?
   

   G African Astronaut
   
2. 2020-07-15 at 8:16 AM UTC in Remember when Douglas monks assured us that the Corona virus was a hoax?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Your beard line isnt so stellar if it can be so easily ruffled by a few minutes of mask wearing.

   
   You obviously have no experience w/ properly conditioned hair that shapes & conforms to the lightest touch due to it's silky fineness. Any push of the tufts would indeed change the infrastructure. Masks are unacceptable to any respectable beard smith.
3. 2020-07-15 at 8:06 AM UTC in Remember when Douglas monks assured us that the Corona virus was a hoax?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Masks also mess up my stellar beard line so that's another reason it's a no go.
4. 2020-07-15 at 7:25 AM UTC in Anyone here like to dance?
   

   G African Astronaut
   I recently caught myself 2 stepping in the garage w/ my headphones on, my lawn guy Hector was grinning like a Cheshire cat when he gotta glimpse of the human poetry that is me in rhythm.
5. 2020-07-15 at 5:26 AM UTC in My favorite jedi just quit Berri Weise
   

   G African Astronaut
   He(Storage Boss) pushes a proper Jag as well, indicates a legit boss.
   
   
   
6. 2020-07-15 at 3:24 AM UTC in Remember when Douglas monks assured us that the Corona virus was a hoax?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Fuck masks,
   
   I'm sticking to wearing my work lanyard w/ the jazzy DoD,FBI,MIB,Illuminati-esque logo/crest on it. Looking really stern & official as I dart in & out after ransacking the cereal aisle w/ lightening efficiency.
   
   If by chance I forget my lanyard I have mastered "I don't speak English" in 3 languages Spanish,German & Arabic which has spared me any mask drama since the covid onset.
   
   If the subject looks any type of cultured I hit'em w/ German or Arabic as they may know Spanish. I blasted some poor teenager manning the door @ Foodlion w/ the double whammy, I went in briskly w/ lanyard extended in my left stiff arm out not unlike the Heisman Trophy pose & a harshly guttural Arabic statement. He cowered away in fear lol. But hey I had to have those Fruity Pebbles w/ marshmallow son lol.
   
   
7. 2020-07-15 at 3:12 AM UTC in Remember when Douglas monks assured us that the Corona virus was a hoax?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Monks is clearly immune to things that fail the average human, let the man bask in his superiority.
8. 2020-07-15 at 2:51 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   G African Astronaut
9. 2020-07-15 at 2:45 AM UTC in Anyone here like to dance?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Yeah uma dance floor aficionado, especially when the spirits floweth heavy.
10. 2020-07-15 at 1:57 AM UTC in Anyone here ever used grammarly?
    

    G African Astronaut
    No as I'm a wordsmith whose prowess expands many dialects & platforms.
11. 2020-07-15 at 1:37 AM UTC in thinking about getting lasik surgery, anyone know anything about it?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Research your doctor extensively, 1 tiny error & it can really tweak your vision worse than before. I had my left eye done & now I get chronic dryness which I never had pre-Lasik. I know how to stay on top of it now but @ first it was murder. I'd wake up & have to pry my eye open as I ripped my fucking cornea off.
    
    Recurrent Corneal Erosion is basically your eye gets so dry the membrane sticks to your eyelid & is being ripped off every blink, horrible shit.
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurrent_corneal_erosion
12. 2020-07-14 at 12:38 AM UTC in The age of consent is too high
    

    G African Astronaut
    Even a naive child wouldn't be attracted to this sack of shit lol.
13. 2020-07-12 at 9:36 PM UTC in 4G outage
    

    G African Astronaut
    I heard bleach is tasty.
14. 2020-07-12 at 9:34 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
    

    G African Astronaut
    This thread is perfect example of how idiots like MMR,Tech etc. like to sensationalize an event without analyzing the components lol. Fucking promiscuous drifter drug addict contracts a virus, shocker lol.
15. 2020-07-12 at 9:16 PM UTC in Colon Enlightenment : Feces,inmates, & property damage,
    

    G African Astronaut
    
16. 2020-07-12 at 1:07 AM UTC in People who don't use an avatar have absolutely no personality
    

    G African Astronaut
    People w/ asshole avatars have absolutely no posting privileges lol.
17. 2020-07-12 at 1:02 AM UTC in what u having for supper?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Caking up thus far. Just hit my Amirkhani via sub prop @ 3-1 odds.
    
    
    
18. 2020-07-12 at 12:16 AM UTC in Martial Law - A thought experiment
    

    G African Astronaut
    Thinning the herd is necessary.
19. 2020-07-11 at 11:34 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls I reckon this fight island thing was just a publicity stunt

    
    UFC's getting big $ from Abu Dhabi as they're trying to gear towards tourism as a fallback for the faltering oil economy.
20. 2020-07-11 at 11:28 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls UFC are so greedy, it's 00:26 right here in England and 3:26 in Abu Dhabi
    
    They never consider other peoples time differences
    
    I know it's all about the ppv but fuck sake

    
    Being there's no live gate/crowd in venue the PPV's all that matters in the covid era lol.