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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Yeah but would you really want to live here forever?

    Yes please. If i also have unlimited money i can just do whatever the hell i feel like. Get half my body replaced by robot parts(Because it's cool and would give me super human strength) and board a ship to Proxima Centauri in the year 3400. In fact, i'd build that ship. I have unlimited money anyway. I would hire a crew and go explore the Universe.

    And also, learn everything there is to learn. I have unlimited life anyway so time is not an issue.
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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yeah its kinda entertaining when its happening to someone else tho. Especially when they keep whinging and wining about it.



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  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's still not a BTC unit. Notice how they are in there civies? One of the many things an AG unit is responsible for in regard to arriving recruits is uniform and equipment coordinating with supply and escorting said recruits to supply for uniform and equipment requisition. Before you report to your actual BCT unit from AG you have a uniform and have been taught the bare basics of March and drill.

    They will probably never post footage from a BTC unit. I hope they actually treat them like shit. I also hope they're just going easy on them because the camera's rolling.
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  4. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You look like you raped a buffet.

    My new favorite fat insult.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s literally called “bourbon whiskey” lol. It’s in the name

    pakis and indians are called 'east asians' too, but everyone knows they're anything but
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "when I hear the word culture, I release the safety catch on my pistol"
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  7. -SpectraL shut down the -SpectraL Fan Club Forum after nobody else had joined after three years.

    Or whatever.

    More jokes after the break. Honk.
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  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 But is she fresh? Has she been raped before?

    you can't rape a hooker...it's only shoplifting.
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  9. racing a bunch of other sperm
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  10. SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Don't be mad, Spectrum.

    You aren't even good enough to sell carpets. Maybe fly on them...
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Warweed, wasn't he a mod on Zoklet who was a medic in the army that got busted?

    warweed was the one who got caught calling into that christian show; after zoklet I heard he got arrested for trying to sell weapons on silkroad - I've seen his listings for ebooks on how to make guns and bombs but not sure if the bit about actual weapons is true
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  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Warweed, wasn't he a mod on Zoklet who was a medic in the army that got busted?

    I thought that was nuclearrabbit
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  13. Originally posted by Fox Paws I assume you’re an idiot for instantly dismissing a legitimate political story just because one of the media outlets reporting on it happens to be “HA….The New York Times :rolls eyes:”

    The NYT is run by the jedi Schulberger family, and owned by Carlos Slim and some jedis, and has been posting pure bullshit and propaganda lies as far as I can remember reading it (like early 2001).

    Reading it will make you more confused about the world than you were than when you started. The reason is because it's mostly fiction and make believe. It's current-affairs fanfiction.

    They are pure narrative. Anything which doesn't fit the narrative gets either ignored, or moved to a single paragraph on page 41 (along with their corrections). There are good reasons for disregarding it.
    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/10/10/project_veritas_targets_new_york_times_editor_caught_on_film_bragging_about_anti-trump_bias.html
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  14. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon What's the difference between a memory and a story?

    Ok, Obbe. Memories are recalled, stories are told. That’s the basic premise. To expand, memories can be reflected on or told as stories. Stories can be told based on recollected memories or they can be made up. They are not necessarily mutually exclusive, but they are different concepts.

    The point of my post was that you knocked me for recalling a memory and telling a story. I made a joke that you only knock it because you have no memory, saying that you’re old. Separately, I implied that you make up stories.

    Are you always this dense?
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  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Jesus Christ, when will being a TOTSE historian ever get you laid or paid?

    Yeah, I hear your memory starts to go as you age.

    I get laid and paid for other reasons, not for making up stories on a degenerate forum.
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  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    I really dunno wtf you still post all this shit to try and pretend you're not a jedi Jill. Everyone on this site now knows you're a jedi already.



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  18. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 …………………

    Irish people were mass emigrating to America (stealing native Americans land). Obviously parents didn't want to send their kids off across the ocean speaking some obscure language like Irish, so they made a push to speak English at home.

    There were advantages at home as well, but the American angle was key.

    TLDR the Irish knew what way the wind was blowing.
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  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't mind saying that

    In total, I received cash + assets worth in excess of $50 million (as it stands right now). I've been trying to liquidate and put that shit into more stable forms like investing in hedge funds etc, but I've been doing it slow so I can get the best possible value.

    It's not Warren Buffett money but it's enough

    false.

    no one with that number of zeros in their assets would post such details on a public forums...certainly not one of this caliber of poster.
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  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Honestly, who the hell is naive enough to believe falco.
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