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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Kennedy did the same thing but forgot to turn his head at the last second.

    Probably drunk. Typical lazy Irish.
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  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  3. This dumb fuck shooter did Donny boi a favor...he's more popular than ever now...stupid fucking dems
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  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    We all know drones with thermals are cheap so there's absolutely no reason not to know the location of everyone within like a mile's radius.
    Someone fucked up massively or someone was paid off, only 2 options.
    Alternatively hire me and I'll be less of a fuck up for cheaper.
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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When is the last time you entertained company in your home?

    Me: Just last weekend my woman, both her adult sons, their wives and children, and the gentleman and his lovely wife who started the charitable music school which I released a $50,000 donation to from a trust I manage all came over and hung out on my 920 sq ft front porch for a cookout.


    When is the last time you had cookout/jam sessions with more than guests that people talk about for months after?

    Me: On August 20th to celebrate my son's 30th birthday.


    When is the last time you facilitated a $50,000 donation from a charitable trust fund you manage to help start a 501c3 dedicated to teaching music to children?

    Me: Just last month.


    When is the last time you barted with neighbors to do land clearing in exchange for automotive repair, body work, and help remodeling your porch?

    Me: It's what I've been doing for the last 3 days.


    When is the last time someone offered to help you load, transport, and unload 3800 lbs of flagstone and pavers just because they knew you could use a hand?

    Me: The end of August in 110 degree heat in Laughlin, Nevada. Yeah that's right the guy with no friends had someone offer to help with that in that heat with no expectation of anything in return. I did slip him a Franklin at the bar when we were done. Something which I had to argue with him about before he would accept.


    When is the last time that you bought a gun you really didn't want and a pool table that you probably won't use much just to help a friend in hard times?

    Me: Just 2 weeks ago.



    When is the last time a younger friend called you from out of state to seek your advice on an issue involving their 15 year old son?

    Me: About 3 weeks ago.


    When was the last time someone let you borrow their 3/4 ton truck to haul a tractor 400 plus miles?

    Me: Just yesterday.

    When was the last time woman who cared about you bought you a surprise just to show she was thinking about you?

    Me: Justmlast night my woman met me at the bat for karaoke. She knows I like the tropical Jolly Ranchers. So she stopped at The Dollar Store and picked me up a 13ozmbag of them just to show me I'm important to her in a small but thoughtful way.


    When was the last time a neice, nephew, or grandchild gave you a hug and said they loved you?

    Me: Everytime I see one of them which is jot often enough.


    When was the last time one of your children told you they loved you or bought you something?

    Me: My son is always getting me some little thing he finds at some of the cool little shops on Rt 66 in the old section of Kingman. Especially the bad ass little military memorabilia store stuffed with antique uniforms, hats, medals, and the sort. He tells me he loves me and thanks me for the way i5raised him on a regular basis, at least once a month.


    When was the last time you walked into a bar and over 20 people greeted you by your first name within the 1st half hour you were there?

    Me: Every time I walk into the local bar i visi5 twice per week or anyone of small bars in Kingman or Bullhead City that I visit maybe once a month.


    When was the last time someone not related to you traveled from out of state or even out of town just to visit you?

    Me: I've been out hear now 30 months. I've had to friends from Ohio, one from Florida, and one from West Virigina fly out. Next month another buddy from Ohio is flying out for Thanksgiving.


    When was the last time someone sought your advice on anything in the real world face to face?

    Me: People in our little often seek my advice on firearms, motorcycles, technical issues with electronic devices, and even personal problems theyvare going through.


    These are regular occurrences in my life. I've helped many people in this small town over the last few years. My reputation here is solid. People know I have a good heart They also know if there is trouble with strangers or random assholes I've got there back and there damned glad to have me in their corner.

    You see Pauliwog, I did nit shun or hide from my darkside. I embraced it and in doing so have made it my steed. It is strong and serves me well. But my real strength come from my kind healing nature towards those who merit it. I can offer aid and comfort to my allies and deliver destruction to those who would come against me or mine.

    You paint me with the the same brush you see stroked upon yourself. I promise I am nothing like you or like what you grossly misperceive me to be.

    I know you will not answer the questions which I have asked you. The honest answers would be too difficult or even painful for you to admit even to yourself.

    You got loads of my posts saved away too Scron?


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  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pauliwog will never be in shape.

    much better name
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  7. Enigma African Astronaut
    If I ever visit Arizona again I plan to literally take a trip out to speedy parker's establishment, give his waitress a fat tip, meet the legend The Dark Rodent in person and take photos.
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  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wings And KaraokeπŸ₯°
    #HotWings .75 Cent Wings! Drop the drumstick πŸ— delicious 😲
    Every Day!

    #Karaoke Wednesday Nights Karaoke With Kj El Jefe & Kj Panda 5pm to 9pm.

    Located At 2215 Butler Ave, Kingman,
    Order To Go (928)529-5150
    #HoochsKingman #Food #Family
    2215 E Butler Ave, Kingman, AZ 86409
    phone-(928) 681-2996
    fax-(928) 529-5150
    ptbwuzrite@gmail.com
    https://www.instagram.com/hoochskingmangrille

    Hooch's Restaurants started in Topock Az. In 2013 moved to Fort Mohave Az. March of 2017 we opened our 3rd location in Kingman Az due to customer demand.
    Specialties

    Offering full breakfast every morning! Our most popular menu items include chicken fried steak, homemade biscuits and gravy and the bbq items are available everyday. We also can host special events.

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    β•‘ FOOD MENU β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Breakfast β•‘
    β•‘ 1/2 Order Biscuit Gravy $7.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Ham $16.79 β•‘
    β•‘ Breakfast Burrito $7.85 β•‘
    β•‘ Breakfast Sandwich $9.89 β•‘
    β•‘ Cakes & Eggs $13.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Chicken Fried Steak $16.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Corn Beef Hash & Eggs $14.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Eggs Benedict $14.89 β•‘
    β•‘ French Toast $11.89 β•‘
    β•‘ Full Biscuit Gravy $10.79 β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Appetizers & Sides β•‘
    β•‘ 1/2 Order Nachos $11.95β•‘
    β•‘ Baked Potato $3.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Bar Favorites $10.99β•‘
    β•‘ ChicharrΓ³nes $6.95 β•‘
    β•‘ Chili Cheese Fries $8.25 β•‘
    β•‘ Chips & Salsa $7.89 β•‘
    β•‘ Coconut Shrimp $15.49β•‘
    β•‘ Full Order Nachos $18.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Baskets β•‘
    β•‘ 2pc Fish Basket $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chicken Strip Basket $14.99β•‘
    β•‘ Shrimp Basket $17.49β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ BBQ β•‘
    β•‘ Brisket Sandwich $17.49β•‘
    β•‘ Pulled Pork Sandwich $14.99β•‘
    β•‘ Smoked Turkey Sandwich $13.99β•‘
    β•‘ Tri Tip Sandwich $16.49β•‘
    β•‘ Brisket Plate $17.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Burgers β•‘
    β•‘ BYO Burger $14.99β•‘
    β•‘ Western Bacon Burger $16.99β•‘
    β•‘ Garlic Mushroom Swiss $16.99β•‘
    β•‘ Black & Blue Burger $16.99β•‘
    β•‘ Patty Melt $15.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Sandwiches & Wraps β•‘
    β•‘ Adult Grilled Cheese $11.99β•‘
    β•‘ BLT $13.99β•‘
    β•‘ BLTTA $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Buffalo Chicken Sandwich $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chicken Strip Wrap $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Classic Reuben $15.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Entrees β•‘
    β•‘ 8 oz Baseball Top Sirloin $19.99β•‘
    β•‘ 12 oz. New York $32.95β•‘
    β•‘ 12 oz Ribeye $27.99β•‘
    β•‘ 14 oz Bone in Ribeye $41.95β•‘
    β•‘ Fettuccine Alfredo $14.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Salads β•‘
    β•‘ House Salad $8.99β•‘
    β•‘ Side Salad $5.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chef Salad Half $11.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chef Salad Full $16.49β•‘
    β•‘ Caesar $11.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Soups β•‘
    β•‘ Cup Soup $6.99β•‘
    β•‘ Bowl Soup $8.99β•‘
    β•‘ Cup Chili $6.99β•‘
    β•‘ Bowl Chili $8.99β•‘
    β•‘ 1/2 Sandwich & Soup $10.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Dessert β•‘
    β•‘ Carrot Cake $6.49β•‘
    β•‘ Brownie Alamode $6.49β•‘
    β•‘ Ice Cream $3.99β•‘
    β•‘ Raspberry Cheese Cake $6.49β•‘
    β•‘ Root Beer Float $7.99β•‘
    β•‘ ... β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ To Go β•‘
    β•‘ To Go Fee $1.00 β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ NA Beverages β•‘
    β•‘ Pepsi $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Diet Pepsi $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Dr Pepper $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Mist Twist $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Root Beer $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Mt Dew $2.99β•‘
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    Nice menu.
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  9. Wings And KaraokeπŸ₯°
    #HotWings .75 Cent Wings! Drop the drumstick πŸ— delicious 😲
    Every Day!

    #Karaoke Wednesday Nights Karaoke With Kj El Jefe & Kj Panda 5pm to 9pm.

    Located At 2215 Butler Ave, Kingman,
    Order To Go (928)529-5150
    #HoochsKingman #Food #Family
    2215 E Butler Ave, Kingman, AZ 86409
    phone-(928) 681-2996
    fax-(928) 529-5150
    ptbwuzrite@gmail.com
    https://www.instagram.com/hoochskingmangrille

    Hooch's Restaurants started in Topock Az. In 2013 moved to Fort Mohave Az. March of 2017 we opened our 3rd location in Kingman Az due to customer demand.
    Specialties

    Offering full breakfast every morning! Our most popular menu items include chicken fried steak, homemade biscuits and gravy and the bbq items are available everyday. We also can host special events.

    ╔═════════════════════════════════╗
    β•‘ FOOD MENU β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Breakfast β•‘
    β•‘ 1/2 Order Biscuit Gravy $7.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Ham $16.79 β•‘
    β•‘ Breakfast Burrito $7.85 β•‘
    β•‘ Breakfast Sandwich $9.89 β•‘
    β•‘ Cakes & Eggs $13.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Chicken Fried Steak $16.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Corn Beef Hash & Eggs $14.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Eggs Benedict $14.89 β•‘
    β•‘ French Toast $11.89 β•‘
    β•‘ Full Biscuit Gravy $10.79 β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Appetizers & Sides β•‘
    β•‘ 1/2 Order Nachos $11.95β•‘
    β•‘ Baked Potato $3.99 β•‘
    β•‘ Bar Favorites $10.99β•‘
    β•‘ ChicharrΓ³nes $6.95 β•‘
    β•‘ Chili Cheese Fries $8.25 β•‘
    β•‘ Chips & Salsa $7.89 β•‘
    β•‘ Coconut Shrimp $15.49β•‘
    β•‘ Full Order Nachos $18.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Baskets β•‘
    β•‘ 2pc Fish Basket $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chicken Strip Basket $14.99β•‘
    β•‘ Shrimp Basket $17.49β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ BBQ β•‘
    β•‘ Brisket Sandwich $17.49β•‘
    β•‘ Pulled Pork Sandwich $14.99β•‘
    β•‘ Smoked Turkey Sandwich $13.99β•‘
    β•‘ Tri Tip Sandwich $16.49β•‘
    β•‘ Brisket Plate $17.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Burgers β•‘
    β•‘ BYO Burger $14.99β•‘
    β•‘ Western Bacon Burger $16.99β•‘
    β•‘ Garlic Mushroom Swiss $16.99β•‘
    β•‘ Black & Blue Burger $16.99β•‘
    β•‘ Patty Melt $15.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Sandwiches & Wraps β•‘
    β•‘ Adult Grilled Cheese $11.99β•‘
    β•‘ BLT $13.99β•‘
    β•‘ BLTTA $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Buffalo Chicken Sandwich $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chicken Strip Wrap $15.99β•‘
    β•‘ Classic Reuben $15.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Entrees β•‘
    β•‘ 8 oz Baseball Top Sirloin $19.99β•‘
    β•‘ 12 oz. New York $32.95β•‘
    β•‘ 12 oz Ribeye $27.99β•‘
    β•‘ 14 oz Bone in Ribeye $41.95β•‘
    β•‘ Fettuccine Alfredo $14.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Salads β•‘
    β•‘ House Salad $8.99β•‘
    β•‘ Side Salad $5.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chef Salad Half $11.99β•‘
    β•‘ Chef Salad Full $16.49β•‘
    β•‘ Caesar $11.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Soups β•‘
    β•‘ Cup Soup $6.99β•‘
    β•‘ Bowl Soup $8.99β•‘
    β•‘ Cup Chili $6.99β•‘
    β•‘ Bowl Chili $8.99β•‘
    β•‘ 1/2 Sandwich & Soup $10.99β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ Dessert β•‘
    β•‘ Carrot Cake $6.49β•‘
    β•‘ Brownie Alamode $6.49β•‘
    β•‘ Ice Cream $3.99β•‘
    β•‘ Raspberry Cheese Cake $6.49β•‘
    β•‘ Root Beer Float $7.99β•‘
    β•‘ ... β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ To Go β•‘
    β•‘ To Go Fee $1.00 β•‘
    ╠═════════════════════════════════╣
    β•‘ NA Beverages β•‘
    β•‘ Pepsi $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Diet Pepsi $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Dr Pepper $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Mist Twist $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Root Beer $2.99β•‘
    β•‘ Mt Dew $2.99β•‘
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    Find us on... πŸ‡«acebook, Instagram,
    Google Maps, πŸ“πŸ—ΊοΈ Uber Eats 🍽️ 🚘
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  10. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Squad Squirrel

    A single quantum squirrel who can explore all possibilities at once and is capable of acting like virtually infinite squirrels at once.

    In the bustling metropolis of Nutropolis, nestled within the sprawling branches of the Great Oak, lived Squad Squirrel, a quantum squirrel unlike any other. Squad Squirrel was not your ordinary city park squirrel; he possessed a unique ability that allowed him to exist in multiple states simultaneously, exploring every possible outcome of his actions in real-time. This made him an extraordinarily effective problem solver, adventurer, and occasionally, a mischievous trickster.

    One bright morning, the peace of Nutropolis was disturbed by an alarming news: the Golden Acorn, a legendary artifact that guaranteed a bountiful harvest for the year, was missing. Without it, the Great Oak's vast community would struggle to gather enough food before winter. The mayor, a wise old tortoise named Sheldon, called upon Squad Squirrel, knowing only he, with his quantum capabilities, could solve this mystery swiftly.

    Squad Squirrel, eager to help, split his consciousness into countless versions of himself, each taking a different path through the city. Some scoured the upper branches, where the winds whispered secrets of the forest; others dived into the bustling marketplaces, sniffing out clues amidst the chaos; yet others infiltrated the underground networks of the moles and voles, where whispers traveled fast and furiously.

    As the investigation deepened, one of the Squad Squirrel's quantum selves noticed a peculiar patternβ€”a trail of shimmering particles only visible in the ultraviolet spectrum, a spectrum one of his selves could see. Following this trail led him to a forgotten burrow on the outskirts of Nutropolis. Inside, he found a family of magpies hoarding shiny objects, among them the gleaming Golden Acorn.

    But retrieving the acorn was not as straightforward. The magpies, proud and clever, demanded a trade. Squad Squirrel, with his infinite perspectives, quickly devised a plan. He split into multiple forms again, each tasked with finding the perfect items to appeal to the magpies' love for all things shiny and rare.

    Some of his forms returned with glistening bits of broken glass polished to look like diamonds, others with strips of foil twisted into enchanting shapes. Amused and satisfied with the trinkets, the magpies agreed to the trade. The Golden Acorn was returned to the Great Oak, where Mayor Sheldon placed it back at the heart of the city.

    With the crisis averted, the citizens of Nutropolis celebrated Squad Squirrel's success. He had not only saved the day but had done so with flair and creativity, proving once again why he was their most cherished hero.

    As night fell over Nutropolis, Squad Squirrel reassembled into his single form, tired yet fulfilled. He looked out over the city he loved, a faint smile crossing his whiskered face as he pondered the infinite possibilities of tomorrow. Thus, the tale of Squad Squirrel's adventure spread far and wide, a story of a single squirrel who could be many, whose courage and cleverness ensured that Nutropolis never ran out of hope or nuts.
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  11. Funny how we never had "official fact checkers" before the truth started coming out. What a coincidence!
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  12. Donald Trump Black Hole


    I think I posted this before, but I don't care.
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  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley America will be remembered for its BACk to BACK losses in Vietnam & Afghanistan, both primitive people by comparison in a far away land, both disabling opponents with great material and personal achievements.

    It was the leaders who failed
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    The banned the use of dog meat in his country and he’s been so hangry ever since…..
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    He ignored you speedy…he’s laser focused on me
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
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  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  18. Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
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  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Vanny has problems with catbox.

    He really should learn to use the toilet 🚽
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  20. Because this was never an β€œexpression” I think maybe everyone in your life just wants to blow your head off because you’re so insufferable
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