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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy copypasta makes speedy scroll through tenor.com for reaction images for 23 minutes…
    good to know. it's like pavlovs dog.
    Good boy speedy!

    23 minutes lol

    Google takes 5 seconds kid.

    But thanks for your emotional reaction.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I drink rat poison regularly, and I can tell you that's complete hogwash.

    Liar
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Why don't you make a really good looking shit sandwich and serve that as your lunch special?
    Speedy do you never make sense because of dementia or do you just like to contradict everyone even if it means you're wrong?

    Is that what you really believe?
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Or else!

    I choose else.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Errrr.. and you're supposed to be a 12-year old…

    15 is the current lie
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Correct. I am a peaceful creature by nature.
    BUT DON'T TEST ME1!!!

    Or what?
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy It's an entirely moot argument as I have spent years developing an immunity to rat poison.

    Stream it and prove it then.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy No, this is the argument room. Abuse is two doors down.

    You don't want to argue.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Presentation is half of the food experience.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Right then, dead parrots it is.

  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe

  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy LMAO speedy "free thinker" parker listening to his local government once again! Thank god for our government and how they love us and care for us and have never been wrong!!!!
    I hope I can stay mentally sharp when i'm your age, speedster.

    ⬆️confused between edu and gov



    But hey sparky, just stream yourself sucking down some rat poison with a warm milk chaser. Try some burnt toast too while you're at it.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Wait are you talking about the texts AND the videos? I thought he got rid of all the videos…

    He thought he did...
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And here they weren't even Indians. Christopher Columbus thought he had reached India and just called them that.

    When you win you get to call the losers whatever you want. Ask just ask , Deutschland, erm Germany.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    He will get to her unless she coughs up cash for the info I have.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You do know warm milk is the cure for rat poison poisoning don't you?

    No, what I do know though is that according to the Virginia Poison Center you're a moron.

    Milk is not a remedy or antidote for poisons, nor does it protect the stomach from an ingested chemical or toxin. Other myths include having a person eat burned toast, raw eggs or mustard. None of these are a remedy.

    https://poison.vcu.edu/public/experts.html#:~:text=Milk%20is%20not%20a%20remedy,an%20ingested%20chemical%20or%20toxin.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I don't fry anything

    I said looked like..

  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy IMA NEED YOU TO BAN EVERYONE WHO DERAILED MY THREAD
    IMMEDIATELY!!!!

    I thought this thread was about dead parrots.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka https://people.com/donald-trump-resisted-federal-disaster-aid-democratic-states-new-report-8723056

    Die
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Why do all your dishes look like a form of fried vomit?
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