Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-10-04 at 4:44 AM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe What I believe seems to be pretty important to you.

   
   Is that what you believe?
2. 2024-10-04 at 4:43 AM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I've realised getting into fights with men will make me feel better short-term so this is what I plan to do tomorrow night. If anyone has tips post them below or advice on what not to do. Since I'm not a skilled fighter I could accidentally do more damage than intended.

   
   You could accidentally get unalived
3. 2024-10-04 at 3:45 AM UTC in I'm sorry, Fox
   

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   ⬆️Looks like somebody shit on their keyboard
4. 2024-10-04 at 3:44 AM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!
   

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5. 2024-10-04 at 3:42 AM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe You're the one who thinks that has anything to so with what I believe.

   
   So you're going to try and say you've posted miles of copypasta but don't believe any of it?
   
   GTFO
6. 2024-10-04 at 2:37 AM UTC in I'm sorry, Fox
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I dunno I don't really care for any of the human races in 40k anymore
   
   actively dislike the eldar and tau
   
   chaos is redundant thanks to orks
   
   dark eldar are a little too rapey for my tastes
   
   either orks or necrons for me

   
   And then he died
7. 2024-10-04 at 2:35 AM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!
   

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8. 2024-10-04 at 2:34 AM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!
   

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9. 2024-10-04 at 2:34 AM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!
   

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10. 2024-10-04 at 2:26 AM UTC in Thr Surgery That Proved There Is No Free Will
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ^
    
    thinks internet is a competition,

    
    What does it smell like?
11. 2024-10-04 at 2:19 AM UTC in Are you looking forward to the big war with Iran?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how about no

    
    How about yes...
    
    

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i have to confess that its more pleasurable to be masturbated by men pretending to be women than being masturbated by real women,

12. 2024-10-04 at 2:14 AM UTC in Hey SpectraL
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny You pretty much confirmed it through response.
    
    thanks for that.
    
    time to touch grass, Homie!

    
    And then he died
13. 2024-10-04 at 2:13 AM UTC in Drug Test ?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by arthur treacher Every dr. visit I ever had, they leave you alone in the bathroom and you can pretty much do whatever you want. Use the old piss. There. Problem solved. Jesus, people, was that so fucking hard?

    
    And then he died
14. 2024-10-04 at 2:10 AM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!
    

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15. 2024-10-04 at 2:10 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The surface is 10,000F, dum dum.

    
    BTU is not a temperature measurement it's and energy measurement dum dum.
16. 2024-10-04 at 2:04 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

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    Also 3.41 million BTU would be enough energy to raise 408,872 gallons of water by 1 degree Fahrenheit. To put that in perspective The smallest great lake is Ontario with 8,000,000,000,000 gallons of water. So on a global scale 3.41 million BTU is a puff of smoke.
17. 2024-10-04 at 1:57 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3.41 million BTU, which is 11,601,281,559,484F. By comparison, the Sun is only 10,000F.

    
    You are that stupid? The core of the sun is 27 million °F.
18. 2024-10-04 at 1:55 AM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Yet you've swallowed 4 decades worth of bullshit since then, interesting.

    
    You're the one repeatedly quoting the machine kid.
19. 2024-10-04 at 1:54 AM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny No fluttershy! Anything but that! I’ll be good, just don’t hurt me 😭
    
    
    
    Sure, no one says cutting off your dick magically gives you a uterus or a chick getting a short haircut means she’s immune to breast cancer. There’s no real arguing over anatomy or biology. The situation though is that “woman” is not a word that exclusively describes anatomy.

    
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20. 2024-10-03 at 9:53 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kafka sneaks up behind men and clubs them in the head like baby seals.

    
    With a lead filled snowshoe?