Posts by Speedy Parker

2024-10-04 at 10:30 PM UTC in BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Da phuq is Dat mess

2024-10-04 at 10:29 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They did the same thing with the Indians. They'd call a truce and arrange a pow-wow to visit their secret camp, then they'd arrive and wipe out the entire camp to the last man, woman and child.

It's a time honored tradition.

2024-10-04 at 10:28 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

TLDL

2024-10-04 at 10:28 PM UTC in Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley My penis is giving me a hard time.

It won't sucker itself?

2024-10-04 at 10:26 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Kafka If anyone has evidence and doesn't present it you will be seen as an accessory if it gets that far or part of a conspiracy.

I have complete documentation of the entire sordid affair. PM me with a cash offer.

2024-10-04 at 10:25 PM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!

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Originally posted by Bradley u can call me whenever u want as well

Fag

2024-10-04 at 10:24 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps a glass of warm milk would help calm your jets?

Laced with rat poison maybe.

2024-10-04 at 10:24 PM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Fluttershy HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Obbe

2024-10-04 at 10:18 PM UTC in I'm sorry, Fox

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Life" is merely an illusion. In reality, the past, the present and the future all run concurrent. The River. You are actually a much higher being. A being more powerful and more wonderful and more awe-inspiring than one could ever imagine, but everyone on this Earth is intentionally being limited for The Test. You have to prove your worth, by your good works, otherwise you never get to realize or experience your own real self. You're only a very small part of you right now. But it's the small things that count with the Creator. If he can't trust you with the small things, he can't trust you for the much greater things. It's a giant, multi-level, multi-versed, multi-purposed Matrix, all controlled by him. All you have to do to see it, and get to experience it, is to get with the program.

You're so close...

There is no him...

Hint: Horton Hears a Who.

2024-10-04 at 7:27 PM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Obbe I don't need to, you keep asking me.

If that's what you believe.

2024-10-04 at 7:26 PM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

2024-10-04 at 7:26 PM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny

2024-10-04 at 1:08 PM UTC in I'm sorry, Fox

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ner vegas

Not everything is alive

2024-10-04 at 1:06 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Kafka I've noticed around one a month I get uncontrollable anger.

https://www.bustle.com/p/anger-during-pms-is-common-but-experts-say-it-could-also-be-a-sign-of-this-disorder-18685077

Maybe next month we'll get lucky and it will make you suicidal.

2024-10-04 at 1:05 PM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!

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2024-10-04 at 1:03 PM UTC in Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Grimace I agree with you, Bradley.

I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.

In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.

While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.

Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol

It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.

Nobody misses work over a football game dumbass

2024-10-04 at 1:01 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Lol, so the stupid fucks fell for the same trick twice.

2024-10-04 at 1 PM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Obbe See, you keep asking.

Do you really believe that?

2024-10-04 at 12:59 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Cats are responsible for civilization

2024-10-04 at 4:44 AM UTC in I'm sorry, Fox

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley Pedobump

And then he died

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