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Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

  1. 2024-10-06 at 7:27 PM UTC
    #41
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Your so wrong for that if u did that lol

    Respect the ritual nigga u get a blessing u non catholic baptized hellion
  2. 2024-10-06 at 7:43 PM UTC
    #42
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Your so wrong for that if u did that lol

    Respect the ritual nigga u get a blessing u non catholic baptized hellion

    It's really on the priest if they can just let people not in a state of grace "slip by" and consume the host. It doesn't sound like that happened, and if it did than Fonaplats was let down by whatever priest allowed it to happen

    Also if such a person is able to receive the host, I'm gonna guess NOT on the tongue, who's to say they don't just pocket it and sell it to a local satanic cult for $100? THIS STUFF REALLY HAPPENS!!! THERE ARE ENTIRE SATANIC RINGS THAT DO SLEIGHT-O-HAND MAGIC TO STEAL JESUS!!!
  3. 2024-10-06 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #43
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol did u take the eucharist?

    All I took was a prayer on the back of a postcard that has dying people on it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2024-10-06 at 9:31 PM UTC
    #44
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Fonaplats All I took was a prayer on the back of a postcard that has dying people on it.

    Bummer
  5. 2024-10-06 at 10:33 PM UTC
    #45
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Bummer

    It's okay because I'm in now so all I gotta do is keep sniffing around.
  6. 2024-10-06 at 10:48 PM UTC
    #46
    Bradley Florida Man
    do you really worship a kike?
  7. 2024-10-06 at 10:57 PM UTC
    #47
    ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted ๐Ÿ’‰ (we beat covid!) ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ€ (๐ŸฉโœŠ) Tuskegee Airman
    You should light candles. That stuff actually works.
  8. 2024-10-06 at 10:57 PM UTC
    #48
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This thread is truly powerful and I think proves the concept for an AI church with a pizza oven in the front and an LLM in the back. Just imagine firing the oven up every sunday filling the air with the aroma of fresh cooking pete and people pouring in like souls into the gates of heaven

    tantalized by delicious triangles that will make them contemplate the trinity

    Luke 14:16-23 (Parable of the Great Banquet) โ€“ "A certain man was preparing a great banquet and invited many guests… 'Come, for everything is now ready.'"
    In this parable, food is used as a symbol of God's grace and the invitation to enter the kingdom of heaven. The banquet becomes a metaphor for the blessings and love offered by Christ.

    Are cabbages holy? Probably not
    The Bible does not specifically mention plants from the Brassica genus, which includes vegetables like cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, and mustard greens. However, the closest possible reference to a Brassica plant would be the mustard plant, which is a member of the Brassicaceae family (though not the Brassica genus itself).
    Mustard Plant in the Bible:

    Matthew 13:31-32 โ€“ "The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and planted in his field. Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of garden plants and becomes a tree, so that the birds come and perch in its branches."
  9. 2024-10-06 at 11:01 PM UTC
    #49
    ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted ๐Ÿ’‰ (we beat covid!) ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ€ (๐ŸฉโœŠ) Tuskegee Airman
    All the brassicas come from a common ancestor.

    That plant really colonised us.

    We are all the bitch of a bronze age cabbage.
  10. 2024-10-06 at 11:07 PM UTC
    #50
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley do you really worship a kike?

    this has already been debunked on here a few days ago thanks to this wonderful video from Brian Holdsworth
  11. 2024-10-06 at 11:15 PM UTC
    #51
    โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Black Hole
    Just throw up a few hail Marys and some devil horns and you're good to go.
  12. 2024-10-06 at 11:28 PM UTC
    #52
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


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  13. 2024-10-07 at 8:42 AM UTC
    #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats



    Steven Keaton is Mary's baby daddy?
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  14. 2024-10-07 at 12:02 PM UTC
    #54
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats All I took was a prayer on the back of a postcard that has dying people on it.

    Ok u did goood
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  15. 2024-10-07 at 12:23 PM UTC
    #55
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I have no idea what to wear…
    Is it dressy uppy?

    Jesus wore sandals and a potato sack.
  16. 2024-10-07 at 12:44 PM UTC
    #56
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Peace be with you
  17. 2024-10-07 at 12:46 PM UTC
    #57
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I had to google what a cabbage roll was...I'd slide a few big ones down my throat
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2024-10-07 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #58
    โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had to google what a cabbage roll was…I'd slide a few big ones down my throat

    Sounds gay.
  19. 2024-10-07 at 3:27 PM UTC
    #59
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Peace be with you

    And with you, brother.
  20. 2024-10-07 at 4:10 PM UTC
    #60
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    us totseans are the PMฮ”อด please pray for the mass conversion of the forum
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