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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka People who can't be reasoned with need to be dealt with harshly.

    Can you be reasoned with? Or by "can't be reasoned with" do simply mean anyone who doesn't agree with you?

    Originally posted by Bradley I think u should give Sophie another chance

    Like a resurrection? Cuz he's dead.
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    It is probably the Papal drone.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/04/30/pope-francis-has-a-drone-of-his-very-own/

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    Salt Water Peter Eater
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs Girls with large noses do though.

    Not true, he once pretended to be a girl with a large nose and didn't like himself.
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    Shakespeare was a plagiarist.
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    Sea Wieners

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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Probably at least a dozen wieners per week (wpw).

    Sea Weiners Mate 1st Class
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    Toes of yore
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your big toe?

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your big toe?



    Originally posted by Bradley You're

    Your big toe vs You are big toe

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    Originally posted by Bradley ya but you're old now

    You'll likely never get old.
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    Originally posted by Lanny “When I’m being myself, people don’t seem to like me”

    This might be a sign…

    People don't like you no matter who you pretend to be.
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm really nervous being such a huge piece of shit.
    They had me full out a registration form and I felt like if it was a test I had failed.
    Still I'm hopeful there's a chance I'm wrong and I will be welcomed.
    But if I'm not that's okay :(😔

    They allow pedophiles to take the pulpit, you'll be fine.
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    Originally posted by Obbe Ownership is a uniquely human construct.

    Which is why humans own everything dumbass.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson First time I had fried alliGAYtor I wouldn't have known it was alliGAYtor if I hadn't have known it was alliGAYtor…very delicious and somewhere between white fish and chicken in flavor and texture for those who haven't had it.

    I had it on a swamp tour in Louisiana sitting outside by the swamp with aligators floating around watching us eating their brethren.

    The tail puts me in mind of shrimp, especially with cocktail sauce.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fried alliGAYtor is some good eatin.

    The tail
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    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️basic mong v 0.2b
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Democrats eat the grass I mow.

    That is due to the Let Granny Eat Grass Act Of 2024 (H.R. 714).
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Here are some tips for making stronger coffee:

    Adjust the coffee-to-water ratio:
    Increase the amount of coffee grounds without changing the amount of water. A common ratio is one scoop of coffee for every six ounces of water.

    Add espresso shots:
    Espresso is a concentrated form of coffee, so adding shots can make coffee stronger and bolder.

    Steep for longer:
    The longer coffee grounds are in contact with water, the more caffeine is extracted.
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    Originally posted by Bradley It's so goofy to explain but I will

    He died
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