Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-10-15 at 2:36 AM UTC in For Trump supporters
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka When words associated with personal freedom are seen as bad to you then you do deserve to be a serf.

   
   If you think the left is about projecting freedom period, personal or any other form, then you are exactly the useful idiot they set out to create.
2. 2024-10-15 at 2:31 AM UTC in Thr Surgery That Proved There Is No Free Will
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I knew an elderly couple, sister and brother in their 90s, who ate cat food. One time I went into the kitchen and it stunk of cat food, and she was at the counter spreading cat food on slices of bread. I asked her if they were OK, and she said they were fine.

   
   What other fond memories do you have of your parents?
3. 2024-10-15 at 2:30 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas the stuff she posted before is caffeine + B12 so she'd just end up shitting her pants

   
   
4. 2024-10-15 at 2:27 AM UTC in Ban off topic posts in topical forums
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina is this a bad thing

   
   I'd tell you to ask your parents if they spoke to you.
   
   
5. 2024-10-15 at 2:25 AM UTC in What will you be for Halloween?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Actually I might go as, a naked little girl..I'll need to buy some cute socks though…the old man plaid ones wont cut it.

   
   Funny, I would have figured you for argyle.
6. 2024-10-15 at 2:23 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by shitty titty Watching people spiral is depressing

   
   Watching them do pushups has its ups and downs.
7. 2024-10-15 at 2:21 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I managed to shower and make dinner. My research chemicals are due to be delivered in the morning and I'm wondering if I should sleep until then. I don't feel normal yet.

   
   You you should take the entire shipment in one big dose when it arrives tomorrow. Stream that shit in twitch or sumpin'...
8. 2024-10-14 at 7:02 AM UTC in Fona's Great 2024 Leaf Challenge
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats They fall erratically and unpredictably.
   Sure they are all going down but they swoosh all around.

   
   Leaves swooshing...
   
   
9. 2024-10-14 at 7 AM UTC in Give speedy Parker a user title
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Is this really what happened

   
   No
10. 2024-10-13 at 5:56 PM UTC in Good morning to _____________.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy You have dick in your ass 24/7, shut UP

    
    You are a dick up an ass.
11. 2024-10-13 at 5:55 PM UTC in Fona's Great 2024 Leaf Challenge
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats You don't. This relies on lightning fast reflexes and top notch conditioning.

    
    Because leafs fall at such blinding speed...
    
    
12. 2024-10-13 at 5:52 PM UTC in i have a perennial hatred of fat people
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy No

    
    I guarantee it
13. 2024-10-13 at 5:51 PM UTC in Update I. Memoriam to reflect dissociatior
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you always compliment men on their sucking ???

    
    Like I said, you and vinny...
14. 2024-10-13 at 5:49 PM UTC in Give speedy Parker a user title
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    So much collective butthurt ITT
15. 2024-10-13 at 1:34 PM UTC in i have a perennial hatred of fat people
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy No i say it straight to their face. If i hate fat people ill hate ALL fat people

    
    The only two things you ever say to somebody's face are excuse me and I'm sorry.
16. 2024-10-13 at 12:53 PM UTC in Have you heard the Adolf Hitler speeches remastered in English?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas you've made it very clear over the years. there's just not that much depth or mystery to you

    
    The only thing clear to you is what I choose to type here.
17. 2024-10-13 at 12:52 PM UTC in 1 year ago Israel attacked itself
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Wow, it must be true, it's on a video on the internet published by a holding of Regent Equity Partners.
    
    Try a target at least as soft as your head kid.
18. 2024-10-13 at 12:48 PM UTC in Have you heard the Adolf Hitler speeches remastered in English?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas yeah you caught me
    
    I'm pointing out that you're the epitome of the shabbos goy because I'm mad, not because you 'think' like a literal golem

    
    You have no clue how anyone else thinks dumbass
19. 2024-10-13 at 11:54 AM UTC in Give speedy Parker a user title
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Look, all my victims gathered together.
20. 2024-10-13 at 11:53 AM UTC in Update I. Memoriam to reflect dissociatior
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you always tell homosexual men to get a room for you???

    
    Your comprehension sucks