Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-10-13 at 11:51 AM UTC in Will Kafka be putting out soon?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Hahaha I'm not into running businesses but thanks! Yes I've got to do something.. can't continue being a good-for-nothing sexless bum.

   FTFY
2. 2024-10-13 at 11:50 AM UTC in What microwave you got?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by xy0 NEW MICROWAVE DLC JUST DROPPED GUYS
   
   you can now microwave metal spoons and knives no problem
   
   try it, no issues at all.

   
   That's nothing new. I had a metal safe one in 1983.
3. 2024-10-13 at 11:50 AM UTC in Have you heard the Adolf Hitler speeches remastered in English?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas Shabbos Parker

   
   Wow, what a zinger Sabbath Parker. But y u mad?
4. 2024-10-13 at 11:48 AM UTC in 1 year ago Israel attacked itself
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas

   
   You suck at trolling. Find a softer target kid.
5. 2024-10-13 at 11:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Because you're a hypochondriac loon
6. 2024-10-13 at 12:12 AM UTC in 1 year ago Israel attacked itself
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I remember some muzzies online celebrating this and I was like, "You're celebrating too early, they just bit off more than they could chew." I was right.

   
   Muslims suck at war.
7. 2024-10-13 at 12:11 AM UTC in What microwave you got?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Mine is black and mounted in the cabinet over the stove.
8. 2024-10-13 at 12:10 AM UTC in Have you heard the Adolf Hitler speeches remastered in English?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Speddy "Shalom" Parker

   
   Michael (The Virgin) "Mudslime" Myers
   
   
9. 2024-10-13 at 12:08 AM UTC in I took my anti depressants for the first time in almost 3 years.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I'm the manager.

   You were fired
10. 2024-10-13 at 12:06 AM UTC in Ok I’ll admit it. The bit isn’t funny and I want it to be over.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I think I got fired today

    
    Who couldn't see that coming?
11. 2024-10-13 at 12:04 AM UTC in Have you heard the Adolf Hitler speeches remastered in English?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley bro you're the most pro jedi person here lol, firs thte support of israel, demonization of nazis, anti anti jedi propaganda, talkinga bout how "they're just good people," etc

    
    And you are a poisoned brainwashed mong.
12. 2024-10-13 at 12:02 AM UTC in Update I. Memoriam to reflect dissociatior
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you always get ready for bisexual men???

    
    Go get a room with Vinny. You faggots try to make everything everyone else says all about your faggatory.
13. 2024-10-12 at 10:11 PM UTC in Do you think Donald Trump/MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING actually lost any weight due to his massive new exercise regiment?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Gridlocke I'm not a niggers in space historian like you, I actually have a life outside of here.
    
    It's called World of Warcraft

    
    Not being a dumbass includes having a memory greater than what the gods promised a pomegranate.
14. 2024-10-12 at 10:09 PM UTC in Will Kafka be putting out soon?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I haven't eaten since breakfast and I feel very hungry but I think this will be a new trend until I become my sdesired weight

    
    Eat shit, it's high in fiber.
15. 2024-10-12 at 7 PM UTC in Will Kafka be putting out soon?
    

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16. 2024-10-12 at 6:33 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Toe are you
17. 2024-10-12 at 6:32 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley What's your username

    
    You are toe
18. 2024-10-12 at 6:29 PM UTC in Update I. Memoriam to reflect dissociatior
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Rosha.bo dissociation joe seller died and Fonaplats wrote the best obituary.
    
    Please b update this

    
    I had an AI obit ready for you in Milton.
    
    
    Bradley B, 33, of Miami (originally from the thrilling metropolis of Wisconsin), has finally found his permanent vacation in the great beyond, courtesy of Hurricane Whatever-His-Name-Was. A pioneer in the fine art of living life on the edge—preferably while basking in neon lights, clad in fabulous outfits—Bradley’s hobbies included rigorous couch surfing, fine dining on takeout drugs, and splendidly dodging responsibility. Known for his unmatched ability to turn any gathering into a hurricane of chaos, he leaves behind a legacy of questionable decisions and an impressive collection of one-liners. We can only hope that in the afterlife, he finds the idyllic weather he so desperately sought while expertly ignoring every weather warning. Farewell, Bradley; may you forever dance like no one's watching, except this time, perhaps the weather will be kinder.
19. 2024-10-12 at 6:18 PM UTC in Lonely Little Girl
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc I can. Maybe when they invent smellyvision it'll get me.
    
    
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-O-Vision
    
    Smell-O-Vision is a system that released odor during the projection of a film so that the viewer could "smell" what was happening in the movie. Created by Hans Laube, the technique made its only appearance in the 1960 film Scent of Mystery, produced by Mike Todd Jr., son of film producer Mike Todd. The process injected 30 odors into a movie theater's seats when triggered by the film's soundtrack.
20. 2024-10-12 at 6:13 PM UTC in Have you heard the Adolf Hitler speeches remastered in English?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Hitler was a punk