2024-10-11 at 2:52 AM UTC
Hopefully Milton put Florida underwater! Turn that entire state into the Everglades, baby!!!
2024-10-11 at 2:58 AM UTC
Lolol alliGAYtors were swimming around in the storm surge and biting cars! Gotta love them gators! Chomp chomp!
2024-10-11 at 12:22 PM UTC
What sucks is when you get into your car and there's a 20-footer curled up in your back seat.
2024-10-11 at 12:25 PM UTC
Fried alliGAYtor is some good eatin.
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2024-10-11 at 12:49 PM UTC
I would regularly purchase (or steal) gator and fry it up if they had it available up here.
2024-10-11 at 12:49 PM UTC
For all you insomniacs out there ....is 5-HTP among your dietary supplements? If not, I recommend giving it a try. 👍
2024-10-11 at 12:50 PM UTC
When I drink coffee in the morning ...why does my body take like three or four consecutive small to medium sized shits...instead of emptying the bowels, completely, in one big poop?
2024-10-11 at 12:52 PM UTC
First time I had fried alliGAYtor I wouldn't have known it was alliGAYtor if I hadn't have known it was alliGAYtor...very delicious and somewhere between white fish and chicken in flavor and texture for those who haven't had it.
I had it on a swamp tour in Louisiana sitting outside by the swamp with aligators floating around watching us eating their brethren.
2024-10-11 at 1:38 PM UTC
You can always tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile, because the alligator will see you later and the crocodile will see you afterwhile.
2024-10-11 at 1:54 PM UTC
How awful women are at driving
