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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Rosha.bo dissociation joe seller died and Fonaplats wrote the best obituary.

    Please b update this
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chatgpt wrote it
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Rosha.bo dissociation joe seller died and Fonaplats wrote the best obituary.

    Please b update this

    I had an AI obit ready for you in Milton.


    Bradley B, 33, of Miami (originally from the thrilling metropolis of Wisconsin), has finally found his permanent vacation in the great beyond, courtesy of Hurricane Whatever-His-Name-Was. A pioneer in the fine art of living life on the edge—preferably while basking in neon lights, clad in fabulous outfits—Bradley’s hobbies included rigorous couch surfing, fine dining on takeout drugs, and splendidly dodging responsibility. Known for his unmatched ability to turn any gathering into a hurricane of chaos, he leaves behind a legacy of questionable decisions and an impressive collection of one-liners. We can only hope that in the afterlife, he finds the idyllic weather he so desperately sought while expertly ignoring every weather warning. Farewell, Bradley; may you forever dance like no one's watching, except this time, perhaps the weather will be kinder.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I had an AI obit ready for you in Milton.


    Bradley B, 33, of Miami (originally from the thrilling metropolis of Wisconsin), has finally found his permanent vacation in the great beyond, courtesy of Hurricane Whatever-His-Name-Was. A pioneer in the fine art of living life on the edge—preferably while basking in neon lights, clad in fabulous outfits—Bradley’s hobbies included rigorous couch surfing, fine dining on takeout drugs, and splendidly dodging responsibility. Known for his unmatched ability to turn any gathering into a hurricane of chaos, he leaves behind a legacy of questionable decisions and an impressive collection of one-liners. We can only hope that in the afterlife, he finds the idyllic weather he so desperately sought while expertly ignoring every weather warning. Farewell, Bradley; may you forever dance like no one's watching, except this time, perhaps the weather will be kinder.

    Do you always get ready for bisexual men???
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you always get ready for bisexual men???

    Go get a room with Vinny. You faggots try to make everything everyone else says all about your faggatory.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go get a room with Vinny. You faggots try to make everything everyone else says all about your faggatory.

    Do you always tell homosexual men to get a room for you???
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you always tell homosexual men to get a room for you???

    Your comprehension sucks
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you always compliment men on their sucking ???
  9. #9
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Ha! Speedy Parker is a fag!
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you always compliment men on their sucking ???

    Like I said, you and vinny...
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    In loving memory of Joe Zeller, whose eccentricity knew no bounds. With a penchant for avant-garde fashion and a taste for the unconventional, Joe left an indelible mark on those around him.

    Known for his daring style, Joe's wardrobe was a kaleidoscope of colors and patterns that would make even the boldest fashionistas blush. Whether he was strutting the streets in stilettos or rocking a feather boa with flair, Joe was unapologetically himself.

    His adventures in the world of synthetic drugs were legendary, though perhaps not always for the right reasons. With a knack for finding the most obscure substances, Joe was a pioneer in the world of experimental pharmacology, though his choices may not have always been the wisest.

    Joe's romantic escapades were the stuff of legend, as he fearlessly pursued love in all its forms. From whirlwind romances with enigmatic strangers to passionate trysts with women of questionable taste, Joe lived life with an unwavering commitment to passion.

    Though his journey may have been unconventional, Joe's spirit will live on in the memories of those who knew him best. As we bid farewell to our dear friend, let us remember the laughter, the tears, and the unforgettable moments that made Joe Zeller one of a kind.
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Joe Zeller is a chomo.

    https://www.milwaukiereview.com/news/milwaukie-sting-nabs-predators-from-portland-gresham-lake-oswego/article_0f895eb6-9919-11ee-ac7c-7bdf1612dc6d.html

  13. #13
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Jospeh Brian Ferreira Szela (Aliases: Joseph Zeller; Joseph Brian Szela) Crime: CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO COMM SEX PENETRATION, Conviction date: 2007-01-08, Statute: 750.520G1, Jurisdiction: 41ST CIR COURT (DICKINSON) Address: 408 South Forest Street 2 Zip Code: 49801 Sex: Male Age: 45 Date of birth: 02/19/1979 Eye color: Blue Hair color: Blond Or Strawberry Height: 5'8" Weight: 190 lbs. Marks/Scars/Tattoos: tattoos - r thigh; tattoos - back; tattoos - r upper arm; tattoos - r lower arm - " animal" ; tattoos - l lower arm - " cracker" Race: White Based on this official offender page
    Read more: https://www.city-data.com/so/so-Iron-Mountain-Michigan.html
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Joe Zeller is a chomo.

    https://www.milwaukiereview.com/news/milwaukie-sting-nabs-predators-from-portland-gresham-lake-oswego/article_0f895eb6-9919-11ee-ac7c-7bdf1612dc6d.html


    That's not our Joe Zeller, and also you noticing that jedis are over-represented in pedophilia statistics is anti-semitic as fuck. Why do you hate jedis so much? You're an anti-Semitic piece of shit.
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ⬆️fried brain is fried
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like I said, you and vinny…

    do all you're gay sex phantasies always involve asians.
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina do all you're gay sex phantasies always involve asians.

    It's not a fantasy, it's a fact the you and he are gay.
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Joe Zeller is a chomo.

    https://www.milwaukiereview.com/news/milwaukie-sting-nabs-predators-from-portland-gresham-lake-oswego/article_0f895eb6-9919-11ee-ac7c-7bdf1612dc6d.html


    Completely different guy, our guy was 25, cross dresser, had this hadurrr look with his mouth kinda gaping on one side and wore glasses, wasn't bald at all either.
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    https://www.youtube.com/@deliriumjoe
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's not a fantasy, it's a fact the you and he are gay.

    only in your gay-supressed head
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