Posts by Speedy Parker

2024-10-15 at 7:49 PM UTC in For Trump supporters

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Kafka "Catfish have a hole in their heads, and people put their fingers in there and steer them around. People are like that. They have a hole in their brains, and you can steer them around."

Catfish do not have a hole in there head dumbass. Catfish can develop a condition called hole-in-the-head disease (HITH) that causes holes, pits, or lesions on their heads, faces, and/or lateral lines. HITH is also known as lateral line disease or head and lateral line erosion.

2024-10-15 at 2:27 PM UTC in Sign up for the class action lawsuit against diddy

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Fluttershy This story seems a little too convenient…
Speedy, where exactly where you at the time of tupacs murder? Have you been entirely ruled out as a suspect? I don't buy what you're selling…

Table 17 eating $4.95 prime rib.

2024-10-15 at 2:21 PM UTC in For Trump supporters

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Kafka Your issues will be far worse if Harris wins, you'll have a nuclear war with Europe and civil war in your own country.

FTFY

2024-10-15 at 3:39 AM UTC in Why hurricanes have gone crazy | while hurricanes occur naturally, human-caused climate change is supercharging them and exacerbating the risk of major damage

Speedy Parker Black Hole

2024-10-15 at 3:38 AM UTC in Trees and land absorbed almost no CO2 last year. Is nature’s carbon sink failing? | The sudden collapse of carbon sinks was not factored into climate models – and could rapidly accelerate global heating

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Poodoughscience

2024-10-15 at 3:35 AM UTC in The lost history of what Americans knew about climate change in the 1960s

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Wow, that's propaganda.

2024-10-15 at 3:12 AM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now these mouthbreathers are trying to claim scientists never said we were all going to die from global cooling, that it was the media who was responsible for the hoax. Well, I guess the media is responsible for this global warming hoax, too, then, eh, not scientists? Can't have it both ways, you dumb cunts.

So in essence the scientists are saying just ignore the media.

2024-10-15 at 3:12 AM UTC in Sign up for the class action lawsuit against diddy

Speedy Parker Black Hole

I feel like he owes me about $45.00. It has come out that he had a hand in Tu Pacs murder. I was eating inside the Maxim Hotel Casino when Tu Pac was murdered basically in front of the joint.

Because of that shit it took me 45 minutes just to get out if the parking lot if the Maxim. So I figure Diddy owes me a dollar a minute for the inconvenience m

2024-10-15 at 3:07 AM UTC in What microwave you got?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley Watched someone cook an entire chicken in the microwave, it was the most retarded shit ever

Beak, feet, feathers, and all... The entire chicken?

2024-10-15 at 3:06 AM UTC in Give speedy Parker a user title

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't lie.

I leave the lying to you sparky. Tell the story about how you didn't rage quit by deleting your global mod account at TDD when Rob wouldn't ban me just because you said so.

2024-10-15 at 3:03 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley I'll give u something filling

Put it in my hand 1st. I'll show you something nobody ever has before.

The other fucking end...

2024-10-15 at 3:02 AM UTC in Have you heard the Adolf Hitler speeches remastered in English?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood second. He's a secret hebrew THE NOSE KNOWS!!!!!

I'd say you're a secret moron but that's no secret.

2024-10-15 at 3:01 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood mfw making japanese firework stars in my basement in my underpants

2024-10-15 at 2:58 AM UTC in Ban Bradley

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley He mostly ate black boys

Just like you.

2024-10-15 at 2:58 AM UTC in Update I. Memoriam to reflect dissociatior

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Joe Zeller is a chomo.

https://www.milwaukiereview.com/news/milwaukie-sting-nabs-predators-from-portland-gresham-lake-oswego/article_0f895eb6-9919-11ee-ac7c-7bdf1612dc6d.html

2024-10-15 at 2:54 AM UTC in Ban Bradley

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley He did and he would make jokes about it to other inmates about it

Do you know what Jeffrey Dahmer said to Lorena Bobbitt?

2024-10-15 at 2:51 AM UTC in Rate of ocean warming has nearly doubled in the last two decades

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Too Skinny Didn't Read

2024-10-15 at 2:51 AM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Years

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Don't question the science lol

2024-10-15 at 2:49 AM UTC in Ban Bradley

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Gridlocke Didn't see this before. Yeah, I had a pinup on my wall when I was a teenager. Wanted to fuck about 6 of my teachers. Don't tell me it's not normal.

I wondering if Jeffrey Dahmer sat in his cell thinking, "When I was free on the outside, after I fucked and killed my victims, I made bologna sandwiches out of them. Don't tell me it's not normal"?

2024-10-15 at 2:44 AM UTC in American Herstory X

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Fluttershy Do you often have gay men get a room for you, speedy?

Do you often fantasize that everyone else is fagit like you? ?

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