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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung $2.50 for a pack of 20 cigarettes? That's unheard of these days.

    What brand? I pay $3.33 a pack for Montego on the reservation where there's no taxes.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The village Magician he was there

    He gave us all a laugh.

    He pulled his foreskin over his head and vanished up his ass!

  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP is going to end up just like my elementary school principal. His name was Larry Graber. Many if us called him fairy Larry behind his back. Somehow we knew even though he had a wife and kids.

    Years later, not long after I got out of the Army, I read in the local paper he'd been found dead in the picnic area at the local reservoir with his pants around his ankles and an ass full of cum.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I think that a given percentage of humans are scum, yourself included.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Like I said, it depends on what the losses are.

  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Never heard of Hay Zeus Chatline
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It could end up they pay less than their losses. It all depends on how much they lose.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No company pays as much or more for coverage than their actual losses…

    If you paid just 10 bucks a day for coverage to cover an average loss of 10 bucks a day or less in shrinkage you would be special indeed. The best you could do is break even. If the cost of your coverage exceeds the amount of your loss the coverage is useless.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After she "cleaned" the car, she lit a cigarette.

    It dries fast that way
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green I just said…

    Sorry that's all I read...
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Proving the Communist Che guevara (TOTSE FOREVER OBAMA HOPE POSTER) theme on Totse/Zoklet



    I now understand why you're so fucked up if this is the poison you fill your brain with. You'd be better off switching to SCRONs poison of choice honestly.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Last year Timothy Sled shot a hole in a water tower located in Kingsland, Arkansas. Kingsland is located in Johnny Cash's home county of Cleveland County Arkansas.



    https://www.nwaonline.com/news/2023/mar/29/verdict-guilty-in-water-tower-shooting/
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Did Scron get another account murked by Vicky?

    he's making a ton of them so he can come back to his little puppet accounts. Its obvious he didn't try and board the bus because that whore HTS would be sulking and looking for a new Web-Daddy

    You should buy a "ticket" yourself.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I bet like 20 of your friends from this website are gonna collude in an effort to take your current 4 star Google (and everything else) rating and drop it as low as possible, with unreal photos of your restaurant's food/dishes/establishment and reflect negatively on your ability to get anything other than regulars while calling you names periodically in them and explaining how it was successful until new management came in and ran the place into the ground.

    But I wouldn't do that lol it's not like you threatened to call the ATF cuz I told you as a child i used to go hunting with my step dad

    Take your best shot buttercup, measures are already in place.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I went to HomeDepot and bought round up and lattice.

    Now I'm sitting down for more trucking.


    Dad's Cream Soda, haven't seen that in a minute.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ

    So if Tacho has been cast in the role of Captain Sisko would the series have been called Derp Space Nine?
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ⬆️Two walls of text trying convince himself he's a man and not a cock loving nonce.

    P.S. WTLDR
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley In prison and jail I roll with the white supremacists and never at any point mention my sexuality to anyone, alone you end up in protective custody or being extorted by someone because you don't have a gang set. I did two little parts of my life in the joint and everything I thought I knew about being in jail and shit I learned at 19 was fucking wrong and this is real prison. That's where I really developed my love of close combat knife fighting, I had already really really liked it, but wasn't too like confidant, bro if we were in a hallway, closet or any narrow space and I was butt ass naked, I could destroy most men and learned how to bounce them off walls and secure fulcrum positioning (Which I was all taught by other white supremacists.) and like bro i loved to wrestle as a kid + an improvised blade or a real blade + a tiny box neither of us can leave for awhile, fuck man I just started excelling, I loved it so much I went back 3 years later for another slice when I got hungry.

    it changed me in a really bad way and yeah I know that's fucked up to say and this is pretty much the only place I feel comfortable saying it.

    When a bigger, stronger, more predatory male is trying to physically harm me for joy, money, respect or just cuz he wants to and I slide a piece of metal into his chest cavity and feel the warmth run down my hand and wrist, I like it. When I pull it out and, side note thank god i buy really really nice knives and shit, and still have my grip, bro I'm so fucking excited in the moment now that I went from losing to winning, and when I yell "I"m sorry, Be a good person!" as I look at them holding their chest, I look down at my hand and think about my exit, my escape, my story, my plan, and I'm so happy that I'm not being severely hurt by them and they are now severely hurt by me and my dirty 40$ knife from walmart.

    Is that bad to feel? Does that make me a bad person?

    Or when I have the knife and I Hold it blade side down with my hands over my face and everytime they try to punch me in the face it cuts into knuckles over and over again and at any point I can just lean out and jab with it.

    I used to carry two on me so I could be double cool but as I got older I kinda learned how to use my left hand to hold/parry and realized the left knife was a liability for me due to the fact you can't grab or lol i can't think of the word right now but it's like grasp but it means to grab another man while having power position grapple! I won't grapple if i have this left hand knife and I'm probably never gonna stab anyone with my left hand unless my right one falls off or something, but grappling with my left hand on shirts and clothing is a big part of my technique, also just jamming it palm side forward so they look at the hand hitting tehm and then i whap them.

    You played boxing with gloves on for 4 hours in the Army one time. We are not the same speedy fucknose parker.

    Men who have been in it don't talk about it kid.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Arizona has very diverse environments.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Smegma Dogs
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai If you give advice like this, I'm sorry, but I and many others are going to default to assuming you get no bitches. You'll have to forgive us that assessment, but we mostly just hear early stage incels(non-derogatory) regurgitating this crap at each other in hopes they can overcome their autism by… thinking in a supremely autistic way about the ways they should behave. Normal people don't think about this. They don't think about this to the point that if it's true, they wouldn't even be aware of it. Every single thing a young man consciously learns in an effort to pick up women is a self-defeating effort because playa, if you're consciously aware of this shit, that's desperate and fucking weird. Weird's not something that's likely to ever change about you, but you can do something about the desperate behavior part. Instead of being weird in the most desperate way possible, be weird in some other way that you enjoy and hope for the best. The sick truth is, you'll probably have better luck.

    As if you know what a woman looks for in a man...


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