Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-08-07 at 3:01 PM UTC in Can someone link Wariat's 2013 Child Sex case from Oakdale California where he asked two police officers if they had seen any twelve year olds?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   ⬆️Thinks the wide expanse if things unknown to him are all dubious.
2. 2023-08-07 at 3 PM UTC in It's been nice...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Somebody just toss his ass under the bus and let's be done with this once and for all.
3. 2023-08-07 at 2:58 PM UTC in speedy parker hasn't posted in a couple weeks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why do you have asiatic squinty eyes.

   
   Ancient Mongol secret
4. 2023-08-07 at 2:57 PM UTC in Sometimes I just boil my kettle when doing the dishes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet you'd like to boil my kettle you sick bastard.

   
   It's sounds like the British version if grind my gears or twist my wick.
   
   That really twists my wick.
   
   That really boils my kettle.
   
   That really grinds my gears.
5. 2023-08-07 at 2:30 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Think of a wheel. The wheel is perpendicular to the ground for greatest efficiency. The wheel is "set aright". Being aright does not care what the majority thinks.

   
   Correct, the majority once thought the world was flat.
6. 2023-08-07 at 2:26 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny to prepubescent boys.

   
   Is that how your entourage feels about the war in the Ukraine?
7. 2023-08-07 at 2:24 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny speaking from experience.
   
   i c.

   
   Just my experiences watching you flounder
8. 2023-08-07 at 2:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Please do not scare the customers.

   
   Jelly
9. 2023-08-07 at 2:13 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Very soon, Ukraine, as it was once known, will cease to exist.

   
   Much like your mind
10. 2023-08-07 at 2:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Eating breakfast at my bar and grill.
    
    
    
    
11. 2023-08-07 at 2:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What color do you get when you mix black, brown, red, orange, yellow and white together?

    
    Chestnut
12. 2023-08-07 at 2:03 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its ok tk not be able to fix everything.

    
    That's the realization your parents have come to.
13. 2023-08-07 at 2:01 PM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: September Edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what speedy did to make me vote for him this month on this day 2 years ago.
    
    Did you ruffle my 🕊️ 🪶 s??

    
    If not ill make up for it next month k?
14. 2023-08-07 at 1:54 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wouldnt be moving out of high crime areas like s.f

    
    They are dumb ass
15. 2023-08-07 at 1:16 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    7 years
16. 2023-08-07 at 1:14 PM UTC in speedy parker hasn't posted in a couple weeks
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Lol I missed this thread.
17. 2023-08-07 at 1:07 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lasagna is yellow and small.

    
    Just like you
18. 2023-08-07 at 1:07 PM UTC in Shooting the watertower tonight.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fill it with female hormones instead and turn the town into a bunch of titty growing faggots.

    
    The government doesn't want competition.
19. 2023-08-07 at 1:06 PM UTC in Have you met the one?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I see dead people in threads, but they don't know they're dead
20. 2023-08-07 at 1:04 PM UTC in Memorium Page Adds (NiS Obits Edition)
    

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    Sophie