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2023-08-06 at 5:43 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬A gay inmate
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2023-08-06 at 5:43 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
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2023-08-06 at 5:42 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Bradley i think everyone will like bake hot dogs shoved into bread stick things a lot and if I cut the hot dog in half and stick a little french fry size piece of pepperjack into them, make them back together and shove it in the bread, the hot cheesy weiners (what i will call them over and over again) will be a good hit.
And ya i do serve straight people food and try to make the shit sound as gay as possible like "oh this is the slippery trout cock" and they don't speak english and I'm making fish, but they heard the word slippery cock and inside i just be laughin and shit
so here's your hot cheesey weiner folks, RIP Bill Bill Krozbyby.
You eat like an inmate -
2023-08-06 at 5:40 PM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned store
Originally posted by Meikai I mean, maybe, but who cares? This isn't a dick measuring contest about who's spent more time where: you've spent 60x longer living in the US than I have, which is the actually relevant country. What matters is whether or not "spending a year living amongst the locals" is enough to determine "the locals of pale complexion also do bad things". And if you think it's not long enough, boy howdy are you ever wrong.
I know you're wrong. I've spent 49 plus years living in communities all over north America, a few in southeast Asia and the Caribbean. I would not consider myself knowledgeable on the locals of any of those areas simply based on race alone.
But I guess you are racist. -
2023-08-06 at 5:37 PM UTC in I read a couple local newspapers and
Originally posted by Bradley i got friends in upper wisconsin who WITH A PISTOL try to shoot out different parts out of a playing card because they're that good and do it so often they need cheap targets they're not doing this shit at 100 yards, but at 20 yards hitting the 8 of hearts and hitting all 8 hearts with 10 shots is kinda fucking impressive (to me)
u got kids these days with 30 round magazines that hit everything other than their target before it jams 18 rounds in, i'm like pfft the fuck wrong with these people
if u can't hit something in 3, dumping a magazine in public on your ops has to be the dumbest shit they regularly be going to prison for.
why not just shoot him in his car in 20 minutes? Nah they'll just dump a clip while the guy is in the liquor store with 5 other people and say that's part of the game, i'm like what the fuck that's horrible.
I had two customers (Different customers, different situations) pull guns on each other when I was working, but I knew I had a bullet proof cube and these were handguns so I just sat down and tried to stop shaking and took a sip of beer as I watched two different guys point guns at peoples heads and start screaming at them.
I didn't call the cops since they both left unharmed, of course but I was like god damn i would not do this job if I didn't have this fucking two inch thick cube protecting me.
You brag way to much to actually be any good. -
2023-08-06 at 5:32 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬⬆️Adds hotsauce to ketchup, horseradish, and lemon juice and think he's Gordon Ramsey...
I bet you were a perfect little prison wife with all your shitty jail house recipes... -
2023-08-06 at 5:29 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬You're idea of success is hilarious 😂
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2023-08-06 at 3:52 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement⬆️ Thinks insurance is pre-paying losses.
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2023-08-06 at 3:50 PM UTC in I just almost shit myselfMiss Piggy Hilton
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2023-08-06 at 3:47 PM UTC in I read a couple local newspapers andSean
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2023-08-06 at 3:46 PM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned storeIt's all about per capita
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2023-08-06 at 3:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-08-06 at 2:16 PM UTC in Coming out of retirementThat's the same thing casinos do
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2023-08-06 at 2:10 PM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned store
Originally posted by Meikai For the US, aside from the various 1-2 week vacations I've been on? I lived in Minnesota for a year, in a small town of 25000 residents. Also a brief period in Rochester. There were housing projects in the small town despite its meager population, and it's not like the only trashy niggas living there were ones with lots of melanin. Having been up and down the Eastern Seaboard on vacations my whole life and having resided in the midwest for a year, I'd say I have a better-than-average claim to insight in these matters than most other non-residents. My years of experience residing in the US (yes, plural - let's call it 1.5 years with the vacations) are sufficient grounds to conclude their whites aren't special.
As for Australia… I've never been anywhere in the southern hemisphere. But c'mon. My brother. They are a colony of criminals. It doesn't matter if I've been there or not, it's a country that only exists because white people do be acting this way. You could say Australia proves its true for the UK and itself.
So I'm other words you've spent less time in the US than I have in Canada. -
2023-08-06 at 6:30 AM UTC in I just almost shit myself
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2023-08-06 at 5:57 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
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2023-08-06 at 5:55 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Pete Green oh now this is news. this is old news. fucker learned his game from totse
communism and backyard ballistic
Originally posted by Pete Green Tacho would tell racist jokes. mostly 'nigger' jokes
now he's on the bandwagon to blame whitey with his bolshevist hat. gapped tooth faggot pulled his videos in real time that day
Originally posted by Pete Green too bad you wont be there. you're destine for the deepest pits of hell. You and SpectraL
WTF is wrong with you that you can't put that all in one post instead of 3 in a row? -
2023-08-06 at 5:53 AM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned store
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2023-08-06 at 3:02 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
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2023-08-06 at 2:57 AM UTC in I read a couple local newspapers and
Originally posted by cigreting It's not. That place sounds pretty shitty from what I've read
I was only there once back on the mid 90sbon mybwayvto Vegas from Detroit. I stopped a Motel 6 to get a room. I left the old lady and my 3 year old in the car while I went to check in and get a key.
The woman at the counter had this really strong children if the corn kind if vibe going. I mean it creeper me out so bad I walked back out to the car, git in the freeway and drive all the way to Ogallala, Nebraska before stopping for the night.
The up side is I had the best lasagna ever delivered to the room from a place in town called Vallentino's. This us how you know the shit really is the bomb. That was in like 1995, almost 30 years ago, and the place us still open.
https://ogallala.valentinos.com/zgrid/themes/843/mobile/intro/index.jsp
