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Posts by Speedy Parker
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2023-08-06 at 2:51 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wait, tacho was on Dr Phil? Any video of that?
Lol that nigger was lying through the part in his greasy smile.
Notice how he looks down and to left avoiding eye contact at 2:43 when he responds, "I do not know, it was July 5th, it was probably some um some little neighborhood kids running around playing with fireworks". -
2023-08-06 at 2:38 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-08-06 at 2:37 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
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2023-08-06 at 2:36 AM UTC in Fona's Car Wash
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2023-08-06 at 2:33 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I'm kinda like Bill Krozby in that I'm stupid and just work different jobs for 6 months at a time then quit then go back to the same jobs or rotate between them. I guess I do a good enough job to where these places all hire me back even when I just randomly quit on them without notice lol. I'm a bad person :(
So you ARE still dating the princess. Nice. That seems like a very wholesome thing altogether. What bills do you have that are so hefty you couldn't take an all inclusive paid for vacation? That's a bummer m8. You deserve many vacations. Way more than I do that's for sure and I feel like I've been on a 2 month vacation.
What would the Judge Judy premise be? Did you have a funny dispute I'm not familiar with? You gotta take em up on that and cement your legacy like arms merchant on Alaska State troopers and tacho on Dr Phil
Wait, tacho was on Dr Phil? Any video of that?
I remember at one time, during zoklets hay day, if you goggle image searched " derp eyed nigger" his picture was the 1st result. -
2023-08-06 at 2:30 AM UTC in Apparently White Reeses is Racist
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2023-08-06 at 2:29 AM UTC in Fona's Car Wash
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2023-08-06 at 2:27 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-08-06 at 2:19 AM UTC in Please help3,000,000 lol The average cost to launch the space shuttle was $1.5 billion USD.
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2023-08-06 at 2:11 AM UTC in The horrifying results of defunding the police
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2023-08-06 at 2:09 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentIt works on most rodents except the dark ones.
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2023-08-06 at 2:01 AM UTC in I read a couple local newspapers andMaybe the bus caught him.
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2023-08-06 at 2 AM UTC in It's been nice...
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2023-08-06 at 1:59 AM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned store
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2023-08-06 at 1:58 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust mix baking soda and peanut butter and set it out.
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2023-08-06 at 1:09 AM UTC in I read a couple local newspapers and
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2023-08-06 at 1:07 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
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2023-08-06 at 1:05 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Butt doesn't have wood?
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2023-08-06 at 1:04 AM UTC in It's been nice...
Originally posted by Pete Green WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE GO TO FLORIDA?
You're all CIA as fuck. the ISP that Lanny's NIS ran out of was pinned right next to the Airport that the 9/11 terrorist learned to fly a Cesna 172 out of.
sus as usual
Your brain has been scrambled, drop on hairy carpet, stepped on by the dog, swept out the door, kicked in the weeds, and eaten by a shithawk. -
2023-08-06 at 1 AM UTC in The bud lite deboggle, revised, after two months looking in
Originally posted by Pete Green "Beer" was invented for kids to drink when water wasn't safe and Ale was too strong.
Do you know why your alts are elementary to spot pualiwog? Because stupid is impossible to mask.
Beer was not "invented for kids". The first solid evidence of beer and brewing was discovered in a dig in Mesopotamia daring back to 4000 BCE and of Sumerian origin. The dig revealed, among other things, a tablet showing villagers drinking a beverage from a bowl with straws along with a poem/ode to Ninkasi, the patron goddess of brewing. This poem contained the oldest known recipe for making beer using barley from bread.
The more you know.
I know what your mind did to you though. The Puritans in the early Massachusetts colony drank beer thinking it was healthier than water. Those who only drank beer didn't get sick as often as thise who drank water. As they were unaware of the existence of pathogens they used Monty Python Holy Grail logic to reason beer was better for you than water.
They didn't give full strength beer to the children for obvious reasons. Instead they gave them what is sometimes refered to as "near beer". Near beer is fermented and brewed from grains that were already used in a previous batch of beer and therefore yielded a mipuch lower alcohol percentage than actual beer,
Somehow your overworked underwhelming pea brain retained some fragment of near beer in the Puritan new world and convoluted it into why beer was invented.
