Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2017-12-20 at 6:20 PM UTC in There is no pleasing niggers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Nah, I just happen to actually care about music.
   Unlike this forum I don't treat music as a disposable commodity.
   To me it's something of a spiritual experience, and listening to an album without any physical component/experience totally gimps it.
   Serious listeners and musicians feel the same way.

   How serious are you?
2. 2017-12-20 at 2:04 PM UTC in Comedians
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling is the cheeky darky dun cogged it yet

   
   What?
3. 2017-12-20 at 1:41 PM UTC in Comedians
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I just watched Jon Reep do his bit on his dad mowing bees. That was pretty good.
4. 2017-12-20 at 12:23 PM UTC in There is no pleasing niggers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume If only ever download files you have no say in music.
   Albums are a ritualistic experience, they cause you to forge an emotional attachment to the album you will never get with files or streaming.
   Also nice way of showing how surface level you are.
   Besides the goyim labels, there are plenty of ways to buy directly through the musicians themselves.

   
   You have no say in music.
5. 2017-12-20 at 6 AM UTC in Virtual and augmented reality
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   tl;dr
6. 2017-12-20 at 5:57 AM UTC in Ajit Pai
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Pakistanis have been trying to nuke Indians off the face of the earth for decades, how the fuck is this nigger my fault? Maybe tell your government to stop sucking India's dick and help us wipe them out like the cockroaches they are.

   
   They still smell better than paki scum.
7. 2017-12-20 at 5:49 AM UTC in Comedians
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I almost forgot about this guy. He's pretty damned funny. I saw him live about 6 or 7 years ago.
   
   
   
   
   
   
8. 2017-12-20 at 5:38 AM UTC in This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill: Shills calling for /r/conspiracy to be deleted because it's actually truthful and accurate (most of the time)
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby That room would smell fruity tooty to high heaven.

   It would smell like sack sweat and shit covered dick.
9. 2017-12-20 at 5:37 AM UTC in There is no pleasing niggers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're probably a kike.

   
   Maybe he's a Mexican jedi. Think about it. Jesus was a jedi yet he had a Mexican name.
10. 2017-12-20 at 5:20 AM UTC in Dr. Seuss is Racist to Black People.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The shit at around 3:37 cracked me up.
    
    
11. 2017-12-20 at 4:38 AM UTC in This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill: Shills calling for /r/conspiracy to be deleted because it's actually truthful and accurate (most of the time)
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader it will when i lay it unto thee

    
    Go get a room with Jill and his irrelevant meat.
12. 2017-12-20 at 4:31 AM UTC in Comedians
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling i be watching goerge carlin

    
    Carlin was funny but then he got political in the end. Some of his best work was on the album AM/FM.
    
    
13. 2017-12-20 at 4:29 AM UTC in Comedians
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Norm MacDonald

    
    I saw him in a small local comedy club in the early 80's when he was still unknown. He was was much funnier then.
14. 2017-12-20 at 4:25 AM UTC in Comedians
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling DO U KNO RUSSEL HOWARD5

    No politics but no funny either.
15. 2017-12-20 at 4:14 AM UTC in REVERT TO PREVIOUS DESIGN
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny See other thread, accepting suggestions but so far the same number of users want the additional functionality as don't so I'm inclined to leave it if no one can come up with a better design (looking likely since none of you niggers will even try although complaining doesn't seem to be an issue for anyone)

    
    My only complaint is Captain Falcon's narcissistic whining about the site changes. Other than that I appreciate all the work.
16. 2017-12-20 at 2:51 AM UTC in Comedians
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Are there any comedians left who are both funny and leave their personal political views out of their routines? Serious question.
17. 2017-12-20 at 2:22 AM UTC in Close registration, ban alts
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    
18. 2017-12-20 at 2:18 AM UTC in This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill: Shills calling for /r/conspiracy to be deleted because it's actually truthful and accurate (most of the time)
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume *slaps speedy parker in the face with testicles*
    
    How did that feel?
    Who's got the balls now, bitch?!

    
    ^All dodge and no balls.
19. 2017-12-19 at 10:32 PM UTC in This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill: Shills calling for /r/conspiracy to be deleted because it's actually truthful and accurate (most of the time)
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume You don't even know anything about me
    
    I have more uniqueness in a single drop of sweat off my balls than this entire forum combined

    
    That's a lie, you have no balls.
20. 2017-12-19 at 10:32 PM UTC in There is no pleasing niggers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel You thought about it first.

    
    Nou