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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, kill yourself idiot

    Wrong
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Please stay on topic.

    Or what?
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Shut the fuck up, dago. It has nothing to do with Zoklet. I posted that about §m£ÂgØL but the copypasta comes from HLTV.org and refers to the professional Counter Strike player Semphis.
    Wrong
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist whats a hot pocket like a cheese toastie?



    .

    What's a cheese pocket like a hot toastie?
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been this way since 1989. And you think you're going to stop me now? You guys don't stand a chance.
    For 28 years you have not changed or grown. That's really sad. I now have pity for you.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Only Eurasians will be allowed to live in the end

    everyone else will be exterminated

    non-jedis in a humane way by being put to sleep peacefully

    jedis by being put into literal ovens

    Why not virtual ovens. They work just as well as the real ones according to you.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader i herd your going to have a jediess princess soon.

  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Metoo?

    The latest SJW hash that says the poster is a victim.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP is fat
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by D4NG0 yea, and that was a rip off something from Snoopy

    copycopycopycopycopycopy

    FTFY
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader they say when people answer question with question, its a sign of ….

    They, much like yourself...
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume anything you can do in the fleshnet you can do in VR only better and in a more interesting way/environment

    silly meatspace fleshbags

    also there is no "real world" even without the vr vs fleshnet debate we live in a simulated reality

    Simulate hanging yourself.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The only reason I'm "fearful", is because Lanny can't hold his own in a conversation and needs to resort to backstabbing tactics and abuse of authority to "come out on top". I don't need any of that. I'm actually fearless, not fearful. Nothing scares me. If I suddenly met up, face-to-face, at night, under a pine tree, with a 12-foot bear, I would headbutt it at the waist so hard it would double over with its eyes bulging out, and then I'd double-fist slam it right in the nerve center of its spine, sending shivers of pain throughout its entire body. At that point, and before it could even regain its senses, I would deliver an upper cut blow so powerful, the bear would end up lodged in the uppermost branches of the pine tree, and then I would carry on in my errands as normal, unafraid as you please. Bears don't stand a chance against the likes of me. So, yeah, as you can see, you don't frighten me one bit, kid. Since I can take a grizzly in his prime, I can certainly take you.

    tl;dr
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe they DIDN'T tone it down, gave you the spiciest soup, and just accidentally rung you up for the dollar cheaper soup.
    In what world is the hotter soup more expensive than the milder soup?
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How do you know I'm the real -SpectraL?

    Because you are so fearful.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader how old were you when you suck the very dick that fucked your ass ????

    were you forced to do it ???
    How old were you the first time you imagined that a stranger was gay?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I'm not Lanny.

    Everyone knows.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Racism feels amazing. Every time I have a white woman sucking on my fat, spicy kebab, I imagine I have a white supremacist trussed up like a turkey in the corner, watching me fuck their white prize wife, just boiling with rage as she slobbers all over it.

    And when you try to be racist to me, it affirms to me that I am so completely superior to you in every aspect that the only insult you can come up with is something that neither you or I have any control over and which is literally noncredit or demerit to you or me respectively. I use your salty white tears as lube to jack off with, Johnny.

    Except you're from an inferior subspecies.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Suess was just trying to be edgy, and he accomplished it.

    No, it was war bond propaganda he was paid to do during WWII. But if you look at most of his work from that era it was calling out shit like anti-semitic sentiment and exploitation of black labor.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No you aren't you faggot. You are pure 100% white trash.

    That's still several rungs above paki-handsome and well tanned individual.
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