Posts by Speedy Parker

2017-12-25 at 2:25 PM UTC in My Orifices Have Been Thoroghly Plundered By the Capitalist Overlords

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Originally posted by Issue313 I thought that was the idea with the manger?

TBH culturally Christmas is very European, and it's sort of assumed that there is snow and rain on Jesus the whole time.

However there is no specific reason to suspect that Jesus even existed at all. Granted, most anti-Jesus narratives have come from jedis, who hate the idea of Jesus almost as much as they hate the idea of Christians, but even so.

The shepherds had their flocks in the field when the star of Bethlehem appeared according to the fairy tale.

2017-12-25 at 2:22 PM UTC in its true what they say about asian restaurants

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 My sugar has been spiking a bit. I sleep a lot. sometimes all day.

You want to be friends? go bike riding and talking about girls?

Your fat ass needs to ride a bike.

2017-12-25 at 5:16 AM UTC in My Orifices Have Been Thoroghly Plundered By the Capitalist Overlords

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Issue313 Traditionally Jesus was always assumed to be concieved at Easter, and then 9 months on from that is Christmas. The Pope will want to hear about this. So what was his birthday? They'll be buying tip-ex by the bucketful at the Vatican once you tell us.

Shepherds don't have flocks in the field in December. That and the Vatican as a reliable source of truth? Now I know you're trolling nigga.

2017-12-25 at 12:47 AM UTC in Anyone here believe in psychics?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon But niggers still do, irrespective of race

^Sand nigger

2017-12-25 at 12:45 AM UTC in My Orifices Have Been Thoroghly Plundered By the Capitalist Overlords

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader jesus was/is born a jedi you idiot.

He wasn't born in December.

2017-12-24 at 11:21 PM UTC in Fuck UPS, Sissy Bottom Bitches

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Why, did you ever figure out what they were laughing about :/

You...

2017-12-24 at 4:34 PM UTC in My Orifices Have Been Thoroghly Plundered By the Capitalist Overlords

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader oh, i forgot.

christmas is a jedi invention.

Wrong, it's a rip off of pagan tradition.

2017-12-24 at 2:27 PM UTC in The alcohol thread

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I drink to get rekt, not because I enjoy booze. I actually very much don't enjoy booze.

You drink to forget you're a handsome and well tanned individual with a loose caboose.

2017-12-24 at 2:25 PM UTC in The Mystery of Charlton

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Grimace Speedy Parker has to be the worst troll I've ever wasted a few minutes reading the garbage he posts. Like, he isn't even a good one. He is clearly some loser from Zoklet or even this very site who was emotionally triggered into this. Read his posts. So generic. Generic fucking troll.

You lose.

2017-12-24 at 12:53 PM UTC in Ajit Pai

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny Why does "global government" have to do with the post you quoted?

If you support net neutrality you are supporting an NWO initiative.

2017-12-24 at 12:51 PM UTC in The alcohol thread

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Vodka is my drink of choice now

Little bit of lemonade or tomato juice or milk + vodka = get shotfaced and it tastes okay.

Stupid paki can't even drink like a white man.

2017-12-24 at 12:50 PM UTC in Fuck UPS, Sissy Bottom Bitches

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 So USPS delivers parcels but not mail on Sunday? I have never once seen a USPS on a Sunday. I guess I'm wrong then. I even heard that USPS wont be delivering on Saturdays. not sure if that will pass. they've kept their motto since it's creation it seems.

I bet you were that kid on the playground that was constantly asking what was so funny while all the others were laughing.

2017-12-24 at 12:48 PM UTC in Ajit Pai

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny Oh, I assumed they were the same thing, like TDS is what they started calling themselves after a sufficient mourning period for Don Black's anal virginity had passed. It's kind of the same point though, the repeal of net neutrality laws makes that kind of bullying possible at the far more centralized minimal-compition level of ISPs. If you think godaddy did something wrong in the daily stormer affair then you should support net neutrallity legislation wholly.

So you support global government?

2017-12-24 at 12:47 PM UTC in Do Any Of You Screenshotting Weirdos Have...

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 You fucking dicknose cum bucket! change it up a bit.

Wrong

2017-12-24 at 12:46 PM UTC in The Mystery of Charlton

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 right

Left

2017-12-24 at 6:14 AM UTC in The alcohol thread

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume no lie I have been daydreaming about being able to drink in vr for yeaars

no hangover or detriment to health
I will be drunk nonstop forever ^_^

Way to go Walter.

2017-12-24 at 6:02 AM UTC in My Orifices Have Been Thoroghly Plundered By the Capitalist Overlords

Speedy Parker Black Hole

^tl;dr

2017-12-24 at 6 AM UTC in Anyone here believe in psychics?

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Dud you read about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?

2017-12-24 at 5:53 AM UTC in The alcohol thread

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume If you haven't ever drank this good girl then fuck off out of this thread and kill yourself

I wish I could be drunk 24/7 without the sickness and damage to health (XO_________________________OX)

Drink virtual beer! Same great taste, less filling.

2017-12-24 at 5:48 AM UTC in My Orifices Have Been Thoroghly Plundered By the Capitalist Overlords

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Christmas bills Christmas bills
Piled on the floor
Every day the mailman comes to bring a dozen more hey!

Dashing off the checks
All in great amounts
Mailing them today
Knowing they will bounce

Bill collectors come
They notify my boss
Now they get my salary
My life's a total loss hey!

Christmas bills
Christmas bills
Making me lament
Now I'm up against the wall
For all those gifts I sent hey

Christmas bills
Christmas bills
I'll go broke and then...

I'll turn around next year and do it all again hey!

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