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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I've been eating wheat for so long regular whit bread looks/tastes/feels like some third world trash shit. The structure/physical integrity(however you want to word it) of the bread withstands a lot more toppings/weight etc without turning to mush or falling apart.

    White bread be racist yo
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Does anyone here also not eat bread, or am I the only superior being here?

    If you think you are superior than you are deluded into believeing that every post made here besides your own was created by a cockroach.

    Just kill yourself and save the Trump administration the trouble.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Mine is an Optiplex 390. Here's a picture of the worst capacitor.


    Yup, that's same MOBO and capacitors. I worked I a few different Dell enterprise environments. Actually HP and Apple got some boards with the same shity Jap Caps. Dell actually stood behind that shot and warrantied that shit up until like 2013. HP and Apple were like "We make computers not capacitors". Buy a used compatible board or scrap it.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock sucks to be you.

    be jealous of those of us who can eat literally anything we want in whatever quantity and not gain a pound.

    If you gained "a" pound the DOT would tax you.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily What insects? They probably taste delicious

    I only had snails for the first time like 2 years ago, and it was fucking delicious. I wanna eat more weird shit like that. "escargot"

    Snails ≠ insects
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life

    Your bubble yum ass wouldn't be full of cum if you lived my life.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Yes. How did you know?

    Dell's motherboard supplier in Taiwan got a bad shipment of capacitors from a supplier around 2002 - 2003. It affected mostly the Optiplex 680 if I recall.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Just had a scary look inside this computer, I see one bulging capacitor and two that are bulging and sort of leaking.

    I wonder should I fix them now, or just hope for the best?

    The computer is a tower computer around 10 years old.

    Let me guess it's an Optiplex from Dell.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily Aren't you a millionaire??? Buy some legit shit bish!

    LOL, this, hire a baker fag.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny I want to know what kind of bitch ass soldier needs a fitbit to start with? Like don't they do drills and shit?

    I wonder if the arm vibration in the circlejerks count as steps.

    Your candy ass couldn't make the 1st day of basic. Even the lamest US soldier is more than a match for your fat effeminate sit all day ass.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you owe me a joint i haven't had one in awhile


    The orange one is yours.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby jill is such a romantic fag, he pours his "non-victims" a drink then struggles to pull the tape and they casually waslk away while he looks at himself in a mirror and cries because god made him that way.

    /thread

    Holy fuck you asshole. Orange Sunkist just shot out my nose all over joint I just rolled. Fuck the joint you owe me an orange soda.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock you just havent met my roofie daiquiri or roll of duct tape yet.

    You don't have the strength to pull duct tape from the roll.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock asking implies consent. there isnt an option in the matter

    So far that's not working for you Jill.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock and you know this, how…?

    never mind. just suck my dick.
    DC brought Batman out of the closet in the 80's. Besides why do you think they cast Adam West? The fact that you ask men for sex means you're already out of the closet.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I always thought about giving hookers counterfeits…I'm sure there's a scam to be made out of this thought alone.

    Fucking brilliant, absolutely fucking brilliant. Why didn't I think of this. Risking prosecution for a federal crime to get pussy.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001

    Did someone steal your Wonka Bar little boy?
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I see those stupid modern vs of a bomber jacket on guys in San Francisco all the time. they where those with slacks and casual dress shoes and a mock turtle neck or some lame shit.


    What a stupid look. Get the old fashion bomber jacket that grandpa wore in WWII you little 30 year old heroin freaks. Narc, you should go on Methadone man. fuck your addiction.


    This is a cool looking Bomber Jacket

    without the sgt tags




    this is for phattogs!

    ^Not a bomber jacket.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock let me guess…batman…

    Batman was a fag just like you.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock casino

    hotel
    It's both you fat gay Joo. As was the venue the video was from idiot.
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