Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-01-25 at 1:17 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny and generally like mozzarella

   
   Really, you have to buddy up to Jill to feel like you have a friend?
2. 2018-01-25 at 1:16 PM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I guess the problem is that the MOON PERSONs are softies? Idk.

   
   You let men stick cock in your ass. It doesn't get any softer than that.
3. 2018-01-25 at 1:15 PM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't scare me.

   
   See there, you really do have something in common with the rest of humanity.
4. 2018-01-25 at 1:40 AM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm pretty sure it's like some kind of Bill Krozby version of spaghetti tales. they're kind of cute and amusing to listen to. Plus unlike that other stuff on youtube, his is short and easy to read for A.D.D. folks

   13 months
5. 2018-01-25 at 1:39 AM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon The great Maple War of 2022 with Canada will be remembered for generations

   
   The only time pakis are funny is when they blow themselves up prematurely.
6. 2018-01-25 at 1:38 AM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Use one account, kid. You don't have to hide behind alts.

   
   Niether of you scare me
7. 2018-01-24 at 2:37 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader turn around and bend over and i shall reward yee.

   You are confused
8. 2018-01-24 at 2:36 PM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 They're trying to get new recruits. Now that war with a real country with a real army, not just some tribals with guns is on the horizon, suddenly nobody wants to join anymore
   
   Now they're letting in the mentally ill. I've heard talk of the draft starting back up if there's a war but I kinda doubt it

   
   What war with what country?
9. 2018-01-24 at 2:35 PM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL ^ This from a guy who couldn't even setup a fake username and fake avatar right.

   
   Everyone knows that both accounts are yours Will.
10. 2018-01-23 at 7:52 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader enlight me then.

    
    Not for free
11. 2018-01-23 at 1:22 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader ireland is the only british colony that hasnt achieve its independence.

    You're confused
12. 2018-01-23 at 2:25 AM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 fuck off I had something to say but gabapentin loses my train of thought in real time. fuck offffffff

    
    So mad he can't type
13. 2018-01-22 at 8:47 PM UTC in Bill Krozby speaks spanish like..
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Malice has suffered alot up north in the fire and seems to have disappeared , talking about neighbors wanting to kill him up near Santa Rosa?
    
    
    I think someone is faking his account. look at his post numbers and or act number to see if it's the same dude. or someone has his PW

    Wrong
14. 2018-01-22 at 8:46 PM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That is kind of funny. unless the lady was forced to prostitute. rape is rape is rape. maybe even double rape.

    
    You look like you raped a buffet.
15. 2018-01-22 at 8:45 PM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Yeah you're right, sorry, here's a next level basic training video though.
    
    

    That's still not a BTC unit. Notice how they are in there civies? One of the many things an AG unit is responsible for in regard to arriving recruits is uniform and equipment coordinating with supply and escorting said recruits to supply for uniform and equipment requisition. Before you report to your actual BCT unit from AG you have a uniform and have been taught the bare basics of March and drill.
16. 2018-01-22 at 4:02 PM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    That's not really BCT. That's an AG unit. Basically a holding platoon until they get shipped to their actual BCT platoon. AG units are pretty lax. Anytime you change posts you sit in an AG unit for a few days or more until your assigned to your new unit on that post.
    
    Being in an AG unit is mostly sitting around and waiting.
17. 2018-01-22 at 12:13 AM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The only thing that would make it worth it is if he got paid. I know I did. Ask Bill Krozby...
18. 2018-01-19 at 11:56 PM UTC in Rank the three Totse leaders.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by SpectraL- You obviously haven't used a computer before the year 2000

    Assumptions...
19. 2018-01-19 at 12:01 PM UTC in Rank the three Totse leaders.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by SpectraL- *Slaps knee*
    
    It's not a hyphen though. It's a reference to the dialup BBS days.

    
    Regardless of what it represents to you it is still a hyphen.
20. 2018-01-18 at 8:36 PM UTC in Whiskey vs Vodka
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix This is like arguing that the Earth is flat. How in the fuck is bourbon not a whiskey? If it's not whiskey then what is it? Do you know the definition of whiskey?

    Do you?