Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-02-01 at 11:47 AM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lets fix that.
   
   post your address.

   
   If I thought there was even a 1% chance you would be foolish enough to darken my door I would post it. I always wanted to kill someone in self defense.
2. 2018-02-01 at 11:45 AM UTC in They must have a bunch of mutant chickens with wings growing all over
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Beta chumps think being beta means not living by a code of ethics and not having the strength or willpower to protect innocent animals. smh
   
   I really wanna go vegan.

   
   Nature disagrees with your opinion and laughs at your fat knees you confused beta queer.
3. 2018-02-01 at 11:44 AM UTC in Guide To Bieng and beta Male.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS *cries*

   
   *laughs*
4. 2018-02-01 at 11:43 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Holy shit I looked up a sourdough recipe and it's like an involved week long process. Making a loaf when I get to my new place for sure. #goals

   
   Your knees are too fat to eat bread.
5. 2018-02-01 at 11:43 AM UTC in HTS's "Preferred" pronouns are NOT optional
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor what do you have against jordan peterson?

   
   Did Jordan Peterson shove a highlighter up his ass? No, now shut up.
6. 2018-02-01 at 11:32 AM UTC in They must have a bunch of mutant chickens with wings growing all over
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel It's because they torture like a million chickens a month and keep them in cage batteries too feed your fat asses. This is why everyone should go vegan. Watch "meat" the movie.

   
   Vegans are beta chumps
7. 2018-02-01 at 11:31 AM UTC in Guide To Bieng and beta Male.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS I didn't want to be aloha anyway. I came here to laugh at you. Loser.

   
   Your knees are fat
8. 2018-02-01 at 11:28 AM UTC in Guide To Bieng and beta Male.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock being able to spell is the first step. illiteracy is the first sign of a beta bottom bitch. just ask Bill Krozby-tard.

   
   Only betas concern themselves with typos.
9. 2018-02-01 at 11:28 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm not paleo whatsoever, it's just a very inefficient food, very little nutrition or satiation for the amount of calories per slice. Breab goes into your tummy and just vanishes, then you're sitting on 200 less calories you can put somewhere else that day. I completely eschew breab during the week now and eat some flavoured yoghurt or something instead at the end of the day as a dessert with the same calories. I only eat breab on cheat days.
   
   It's definitely delicious and awesome but it's just very inefficient. It's probably part of why you're so fluffy.

   
   Real men don't count calories
10. 2018-02-01 at 2:23 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny The kind that doesn't let memes decide what I eat.

    
    So just a regular dick sucking faggot. Thanks for the clarification.
11. 2018-02-01 at 2:22 AM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I knew he was a self loathing jedi. why else would he move to Florida.

    
    To get away from fat stupid fucks like you?
12. 2018-02-01 at 2:21 AM UTC in This year's cold virus
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'v got shoulders.. they're covered under big neck muscles.

    
    Shoulders are bone. Your neck is fat. Your pecs left
13. 2018-02-01 at 2:19 AM UTC in They must have a bunch of mutant chickens with wings growing all over
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The wings are not from chickens. They are cloned in a wingatorium.
14. 2018-02-01 at 2:17 AM UTC in This year's cold virus
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Only fat betas with flabby pecs and no shoulders worry about germs.
15. 2018-02-01 at 2:16 AM UTC in HTS's "Preferred" pronouns are NOT optional
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Fuck him and his highlighter
16. 2018-02-01 at 2:14 AM UTC in KEEP IT COPACETIC
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily This is exactly the kind of music I imagined Lanny listening to

    
    The beta kind?
17. 2018-02-01 at 2:13 AM UTC in Guide To Bieng and beta Male.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    If you clicked you have no hope you beta fag.
18. 2018-02-01 at 2:11 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny "paleo" faggots too

    
    What kind of faggot are you?
19. 2018-02-01 at 2:10 AM UTC in shaggy's guide to lucid dreaming
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Worth a try
20. 2018-02-01 at 2:08 AM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot.

    
    You're a fat gay jedi that can't get laid.