Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-01-29 at 12:22 PM UTC in Flava flav gets beaten up by white dude in Las Vegas casino
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock something is wrong there.
   
   ive never been to a casino of any size/repute that didnt have at least one 'security' person wandering around that would have entered into that fray within seconds. for that love-fest to have continued on for as long as it did…doesnt smell halal.

   
   Mandalay Bay
2. 2018-01-29 at 12:14 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 This is why you're so full of mayhem .. you had no morals growing up.

   
   You have no idea of what or who I am.
3. 2018-01-28 at 8:12 PM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I made a deal with the Devil, but paid in counterfeit soul.

   
   You have no soul or rhythm.
4. 2018-01-28 at 12:53 PM UTC in Labrador are best dogs
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You like the way I effortlessly killed two birds with one stone? Just goes to show how dangerous I can really be, if the feeling hits. You would do well not to anger me, kid.

   
   The only thing you've ever killed is your own brain cells
5. 2018-01-28 at 12:52 PM UTC in What's a good first gun?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL 9mm Browning.

   
   9's are worth squat
6. 2018-01-28 at 12:51 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're not an expert to tell me this. Go back and wash those dishes your mother told you to do. and next time go to Church with your Mom and Sis.

   
   Stop describing your upbringing. Nobody cares...
7. 2018-01-28 at 5:50 AM UTC in Labrador are best dogs
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Not all all. I'm fearless.

   
   Brave words for a coward.
8. 2018-01-28 at 5:48 AM UTC in What's a good first gun?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   .357 Ruger revolver. If you need more than 6 rounds you're doing it all wrong.
9. 2018-01-28 at 5:45 AM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick a gun, so I could kill myself and go to hell.

   
   No need to sell your soul. Just kill yourself and go to hell
10. 2018-01-27 at 10:17 PM UTC in Labrador are best dogs
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me, kid.

    
    Are you afraid of being under attack?
11. 2018-01-27 at 10:14 PM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Yes please. If i also have unlimited money i can just do whatever the hell i feel like. Get half my body replaced by robot parts(Because it's cool and would give me super human strength) and board a ship to Proxima Centauri in the year 3400. In fact, i'd build that ship. I have unlimited money anyway. I would hire a crew and go explore the Universe.
    
    And also, learn everything there is to learn. I have unlimited life anyway so time is not an issue.

    
    This
12. 2018-01-26 at 8:26 PM UTC in Labrador are best dogs
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Labs are great but given a choice I'll take German Shepherd over any other breed.
13. 2018-01-26 at 8:24 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 this jill yesterday timed out on my clock to pick her up. I called her.. She's like "You're at the wrong location" and I'm like.. I am exactly at the address given. Plus I fucking hesitated to pick her up because it was way up in this zig zaggity Oakland Hills area where all the rich folks live.
    
    Fucking entitlement class .. many up there are very nice but there seems to be gap between Really Nice and Polite to "Watch how you're driving… pull up a little more into that bus zone.. like I give a shit you get a 500 dollar ticket" kind of fuckholes.

    
    Your meds aren't very good
14. 2018-01-26 at 4:12 PM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I bet you thought "you're" is spelled "your".

    
    I bet you think you is spelled you're.
15. 2018-01-26 at 4:11 PM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes, I am.

    
    Then you have a very low opinion of your own intellectual prowess.
16. 2018-01-26 at 1:18 PM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My hard?

    
    I bet you thought that was witty.
17. 2018-01-26 at 1:17 PM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What da hell is? A concerted attack??

    
    You're not nearly as brilliant as you assume.
18. 2018-01-25 at 7:46 PM UTC in Boot camp for MOON PERSONs. Holy fuck this is pathetic.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon False. All parties involved are hard as fuck.

    
    Your soft .
19. 2018-01-25 at 7:43 PM UTC in lol i just made my neighbor cry
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny No, I just like talking about dicks is all

    
    FTFY
20. 2018-01-25 at 7:42 PM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, sock puppet.

    
    Ah the 90's...