Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-02-13 at 3:31 AM UTC in Is -SpectraL mentally ill?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL What are you? My mother? Shut the fuck up, kid. You're making a fool out of yourself.

   
   Your mother made a fool of herself when she plopped you out of her fuck hatch.
2. 2018-02-13 at 3:29 AM UTC in An Arcane Challenge To SpekTroll
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Magog.

   
   I bet you Magog on Bignob
3. 2018-02-13 at 3:28 AM UTC in allіgator
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm also on the leading edge of modern technology.

   
   Lie
4. 2018-02-13 at 2:10 AM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter So when did he die, Speedy?

   
   It was a couple few years back. He used to do the radio show out of Cali. I forget the station call letters now. But I recall checking to see if he was still doing his Saturday gig and there was a deal on the station site that he had just passed earlier that month.
5. 2018-02-13 at 2:08 AM UTC in An Arcane Challenge To SpekTroll
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL *pity posting in a dumb kid's thread*

   
   Where's Mogog or Kokgob or whatever the fuck you call your imaginary friend?
6. 2018-02-13 at 2:05 AM UTC in Is -SpectraL mentally ill?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Ogre makes surprise attack from bushes with 50 hit points.

   
   And now you are LARPing online with someone half your age.
   
   SMFH
7. 2018-02-13 at 2:03 AM UTC in allіgator
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL My development curve is just fine, son. Don't you worry. You're really a green n00b at this BBS thing.

   
   Like I said, stuck in the 90's
8. 2018-02-13 at 2:02 AM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws So what you’re saying is you have no proof that he’s dead. Ok then

   
   No, that's what you're saying.
9. 2018-02-13 at 12:34 AM UTC in An Arcane Challenge To SpekTroll
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I guess he was scared
10. 2018-02-13 at 12:33 AM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Is meta really dead? Source?

    
    Trust me, he's dead.
11. 2018-02-12 at 10:59 PM UTC in Is -SpectraL mentally ill?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Why do you have the same avatar ?.

    
    The more important question is why is yours not the same.
12. 2018-02-12 at 10:59 PM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop He was the wealthiest guy of all time. I'm sure something could be learned from him.

    
    Like how to be nigger.
13. 2018-02-12 at 10:58 PM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist actually i'm not sure who the biggest slut in history was. but whoever it was, them.
    
    
    
    .

    
    That would be Jill.
14. 2018-02-12 at 10:57 PM UTC in California isn't that bad
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 … and gay hookers for outdoor faggotry

    
    So that's how you got in.
15. 2018-02-12 at 10:56 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor
    do people really do actual fights like that? that would be cool if it was sorta like ufc and you use like wood bats or regulation size metal pipes to actually try to fuck the other guy up but you can customize your armer and stuff so you dont totally get fucked up

    
    
    http://www.sca.org/
    
    
16. 2018-02-12 at 5:02 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock exactly what a retard would say

    
    ^which is why you said it
17. 2018-02-12 at 5 PM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop I changed my mind. Mansa Musa.

    
    So just to be clear you want to be friends with a nigger.
18. 2018-02-12 at 4:46 PM UTC in allіgator
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I have the exact same spirit and level of excitement that I did the day the Internet came out. The Beauty of the Baud.

    
    That's my point. Your development was retarded in the 90's
19. 2018-02-12 at 4:45 PM UTC in Is -SpectraL mentally ill?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What are you going to do about it? You couldn't even pull off a proper avatar attack, kid. And I'm supposed to be scared now? Give. me. a. break.

    
    You are the only person ever to use the phrase "avatar attack" in a serious manner.
20. 2018-02-12 at 4:44 PM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob Metaphysist

    
    Dead but he was more hysterical than historical.