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2018-02-16 at 5:51 PM UTC in Lol.
Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't see how someone can be killed by a dog that's about three feet long and weighs less than 100 pounds, no matter what breed it is. Seriously, I could kill any dog with my bare hands, even if it was latched onto my arm or leg. If you are so weak and frail that you can be defeated by a mere dog, then maybe you deserve to die. I mean, fuck, it still has to breathe. Grab the little shit by the windpipe and start squeezing the life out of it. If it bites harder, you squeeze its trachea even harder, try to rip it right out of its neck. Give it a solid knee straight to the head. Pick it up whole and smash its body on a tree or cement wall a few times. Anything is better than howling and screaming like a two-year-old and laying there like a born idiot, while it gnaws away at your limbs.
You left out, "Crush its skull like an empty beer can with one hand". -
2018-02-16 at 4:30 PM UTC in Lol.
Originally posted by Vizier Pit bulls are the worst breed yet shitters keep on having them and not even bothering to train them. They'll probably maul your ass because you accidentally stepped on their tail. Dumb cunt in the picture… pit bulls be a gud boi, dey dindu nuffins
You don't know fuck all about dogs. -
2018-02-16 at 1:45 PM UTC in An Arcane Challenge To SpekTroll
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2018-02-16 at 12:51 PM UTC in Snopes just discredited itself for ever
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2018-02-16 at 12:50 PM UTC in An Arcane Challenge To SpekTroll
Originally posted by -SpectraL It's proportional, so it will display slightly different on different platforms; adjusting the text wouldn't really change anything. The point is that Lanny is a coward for needing to fuck with member usertitles just to hold his own on the BBS.
The point is only you care. -
2018-02-16 at 12:48 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
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2018-02-16 at 12:48 PM UTC in Abandoned Neutrons ...In Space!
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2018-02-15 at 6:28 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
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2018-02-15 at 1:16 PM UTC in Abandoned Neutrons ...In Space!Brilliant, simply brilliant. Especially the depiction of a round balding, flappy pec, no shouldered, totse 2001 and Aldra as little sport's lap dog.
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2018-02-15 at 1:11 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
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2018-02-15 at 10:37 AM UTC in Why I hate banks and the government
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2018-02-15 at 10:36 AM UTC in Snopes just discredited itself for ever
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2018-02-15 at 10:34 AM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
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2018-02-15 at 10:32 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
Originally posted by benny vader this is not true. there are no rapes in prehistoric time becos there arent any celibacy or chastity in prehistoric times.
girls will come to a certain age and then they will start to get in heat, begin howling and moaning and seek out men, and men will flock to her, fights amongst themselves before the beta had their ways with her. she will then do the betas.
which is why females are capable of multiple orgasm while men are less so.
How did something as dumb as you find its way out of the birth canal? -
2018-02-15 at 10:30 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
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2018-02-15 at 3:01 AM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?
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2018-02-15 at 3 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
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2018-02-15 at 2:59 AM UTC in Snopes just discredited itself for everSnopes is basically a husband and wife.
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2018-02-14 at 9:18 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
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2018-02-14 at 9:16 PM UTC in What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?