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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pitbulls have been genetically engineered over time with on/off triggers, and to be able to be relentlessly violent and aggressive for use as fighting dogs for gambling. They can't help the way they are. Their brains have been modified to the point they really don't have any control over how they react to situations. It would like if you took a human and sliced off parts of his brain and then expected him to behave normally. Ain't gonna happen.

    You don't know fuck all about dogs.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't see how someone can be killed by a dog that's about three feet long and weighs less than 100 pounds, no matter what breed it is. Seriously, I could kill any dog with my bare hands, even if it was latched onto my arm or leg. If you are so weak and frail that you can be defeated by a mere dog, then maybe you deserve to die. I mean, fuck, it still has to breathe. Grab the little shit by the windpipe and start squeezing the life out of it. If it bites harder, you squeeze its trachea even harder, try to rip it right out of its neck. Give it a solid knee straight to the head. Pick it up whole and smash its body on a tree or cement wall a few times. Anything is better than howling and screaming like a two-year-old and laying there like a born idiot, while it gnaws away at your limbs.

    You left out, "Crush its skull like an empty beer can with one hand".
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Vizier Pit bulls are the worst breed yet shitters keep on having them and not even bothering to train them. They'll probably maul your ass because you accidentally stepped on their tail. Dumb cunt in the picture… pit bulls be a gud boi, dey dindu nuffins

    You don't know fuck all about dogs.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I just sent you a coloring book and crayons, Speedy. You can thank me after you color in a purple giraffe.

    I received them thank you. But next time please don't eat half of the crayons.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    Forgot how to use the quote feature?
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's proportional, so it will display slightly different on different platforms; adjusting the text wouldn't really change anything. The point is that Lanny is a coward for needing to fuck with member usertitles just to hold his own on the BBS.

    The point is only you care.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader so am i supposed to care about your feelings ???

    My feelings have nothing to do with your behavior.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Just get clear lens ones and never let anyone find out. Why should the genetically inferior be the only ones that can gave their appearance improved with glasses?

    You are an expert on genetic inferiority.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader thats assuming my presence here is solely for your entertainment.

    I'm not assuming anything. I'm informing you that uou are a boring unoriginal HOMO.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Brilliant, simply brilliant. Especially the depiction of a round balding, flappy pec, no shouldered, totse 2001 and Aldra as little sport's lap dog.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader the same way your moms did thru her birth channel.

    When you are yourself you're boring. When you imitate a fat jedi fag you're boring and unoriginal.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien That was like seven years ago.

    The only thing you and I have in common is that neither of us knows what the fuck your talking about.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock husband and husband…

    This has nothing to do with your HOMO urges STFU
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader its not gay if its done in public.

    Sex with other men is ALWAYS gay
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader this is not true. there are no rapes in prehistoric time becos there arent any celibacy or chastity in prehistoric times.

    girls will come to a certain age and then they will start to get in heat, begin howling and moaning and seek out men, and men will flock to her, fights amongst themselves before the beta had their ways with her. she will then do the betas.

    which is why females are capable of multiple orgasm while men are less so.

    How did something as dumb as you find its way out of the birth canal?
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader you will know whos the real beta fag after i forcefully cum in your asshole and then forcefully make you cum in mein.

    That shit is boring Jill does, when you try to imitate his posts it's just cringey
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader we want you to watch

    Thanks for admitting you're gay for Jill.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader correction.

    ^beta fag detection
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Snopes is basically a husband and wife.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader your matting call succeeded.

    ^projection
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