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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes this whole "totse community" thing feels like high school all over again.

    High school had pussy, I'm just sayin'...
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS There were news reports. There's an entire board on 420chan dedicated to it. It was pretty fucking big.

    Not as big as your knees.
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    Not until the swamp is drained on both sides of the aisle...
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    Originally posted by Enter I edited my post, respond to it.

    Well, if it was on Snopes and Buzzfeed I rest my case and thank you for proving my point.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Are you actually fucking kidding me right? Google Jenkem. Google it. Look at Google Images. Pickwick is at the top of the fucking list. It came from totse.

    How the fuck are you denying this? I'm actually angry.

    If the truth upsets your world view I'm not responsible.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Don't worry guys, 'murica can materialize energy from nothing. That's what real patriotism is: pulling dense stored energy out of ones ass

    You are so stupid.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Imagine coming of age in the 1970s.

    You can get a job any time you want. Employers have problems with people leaving jobs without giving notice.

    You can choose your job. You aren't expected to spend 10 years in college just to deliver letters. Factory jobs still a thing.

    You have dozens of countries that would love to take you in - half of them white countries in Africa.

    AIDS not a thing yet, almost all STDs have been cured by antibiotics.

    Having kids in your 20s still normal. Kids not supervised 24/7.

    Schools still white. No white guilt.

    White men walking on the moon. Expect to go into space yourself some day.

    No smartphones, internet, or other faggotry.

    Can afford to rent or even to buy a house or a flat right in the middle of any major city, even on a working class salary.

    It was great!
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I mean, isn't that fucking surreal? "Major Boobage" was based on jenkem (huffing feces even directly mentioned at the end of the episode). I brought this up on Zoklet once and a bunch of you faggots even denied the episode was a reference to jenkem. It's like nobody remembers, cares, or even believes it, even though it should be a huge thing that people bring up when talking about Totse. It's fucking weird.

    EDIT: I'm on the knowyourmeme page for jenkem, and it was apparently referenced in other shows too, like American Dad. Why have you people never talked about this?

    I remember when I brought this up on Zoklet, people's reasonings were, "Totse didn't invent jenkem! It was already a drug!". Ugh you fucking retards. Totse popularized it; the SP episode coming out as soon as the next season started. How the fuck can you be so obtuse? It actually annoys me how people denied it, like they can't even remember &T history lol.

    Just because Totse has relevance to a few hundred people doesn't mean it was relevant to the rest of the world. The fact is the vast majority of living people have no idea it ever existed. So no...
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    Dead thread until puppet
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    Originally posted by HTS pls dominate me daddy

    Your knees are too fat. Oh, and you have a dick.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no chemical imbalance at all. That's a myth.

    Thanks for setting that straight Dr. Taggart.

    /thread
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock that right there is an invitation and fulfills all requirements necessary for not only consent, but flat out begging to get your craw cornholed.



    Originally posted by benny vader *plugs*

    good boy.

  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader ob fucking serve my tiny asian cock as it slither into your taxonomically gay ass

    beach.

    *yawn*
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Mental illness is "real" in the same sense that any taxonomical project. It's like asking "are felines real?". Obviously there are real which which we call felines and having the feline classification is useful to us, but it's hard to say the category "feline" exist out in the world in any meaningful sense, there is nothing in nature, nor will there ever be, to suggest it's a meaningful partition of Carnivora. Likewise mental disorder or mental health represent socially useful taxa but do not have any extra-social meaning.

    You may very well be the world's most educated retard.
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    This thread and the replies in it are proof that mental disorders are real.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader you cant observe boredom.

    only pheel it.

    You don't know what others can observe.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader

    That has nothing to do with emotion. It's simply an observation of fact.
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon 100% guarantee the family didn't properly discipline the dog.

    That explains you.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader then y r u sharing with me your feelings unsolicitedly ???

    I haven't. You've no idea how I feel about anything. That's just how it is.
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