Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-02-18 at 4:03 PM UTC in When reminiscing about Totse, why doesn't anyone ever bring up the South Park ep was based on us?
   

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   Originally posted by HTS There were news reports. There's an entire board on 420chan dedicated to it. It was pretty fucking big.

   
   Not as big as your knees.
2. 2018-02-18 at 2:31 PM UTC in when's this wall of trump's being made?
   

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   Not until the swamp is drained on both sides of the aisle...
3. 2018-02-18 at 2:27 PM UTC in Enter and stupidnoob
   

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4. 2018-02-18 at 2:25 PM UTC in When reminiscing about Totse, why doesn't anyone ever bring up the South Park ep was based on us?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I edited my post, respond to it.

   
   Well, if it was on Snopes and Buzzfeed I rest my case and thank you for proving my point.
5. 2018-02-18 at 12:44 PM UTC in When reminiscing about Totse, why doesn't anyone ever bring up the South Park ep was based on us?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Are you actually fucking kidding me right? Google Jenkem. Google it. Look at Google Images. Pickwick is at the top of the fucking list. It came from totse.
   
   How the fuck are you denying this? I'm actually angry.

   
   If the truth upsets your world view I'm not responsible.
6. 2018-02-18 at 12:43 PM UTC in Imagine being a baby boomer
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Don't worry guys, 'murica can materialize energy from nothing. That's what real patriotism is: pulling dense stored energy out of ones ass

   
   You are so stupid.
7. 2018-02-18 at 12:43 PM UTC in Imagine being a baby boomer
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313 Imagine coming of age in the 1970s.
   
   You can get a job any time you want. Employers have problems with people leaving jobs without giving notice.
   
   You can choose your job. You aren't expected to spend 10 years in college just to deliver letters. Factory jobs still a thing.
   
   You have dozens of countries that would love to take you in - half of them white countries in Africa.
   
   AIDS not a thing yet, almost all STDs have been cured by antibiotics.
   
   Having kids in your 20s still normal. Kids not supervised 24/7.
   
   Schools still white. No white guilt.
   
   White men walking on the moon. Expect to go into space yourself some day.
   
   No smartphones, internet, or other faggotry.
   
   Can afford to rent or even to buy a house or a flat right in the middle of any major city, even on a working class salary.

   
   It was great!
8. 2018-02-18 at 12:42 PM UTC in When reminiscing about Totse, why doesn't anyone ever bring up the South Park ep was based on us?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I mean, isn't that fucking surreal? "Major Boobage" was based on jenkem (huffing feces even directly mentioned at the end of the episode). I brought this up on Zoklet once and a bunch of you faggots even denied the episode was a reference to jenkem. It's like nobody remembers, cares, or even believes it, even though it should be a huge thing that people bring up when talking about Totse. It's fucking weird.
   
   EDIT: I'm on the knowyourmeme page for jenkem, and it was apparently referenced in other shows too, like American Dad. Why have you people never talked about this?
   
   I remember when I brought this up on Zoklet, people's reasonings were, "Totse didn't invent jenkem! It was already a drug!". Ugh you fucking retards. Totse popularized it; the SP episode coming out as soon as the next season started. How the fuck can you be so obtuse? It actually annoys me how people denied it, like they can't even remember &T history lol.

   
   Just because Totse has relevance to a few hundred people doesn't mean it was relevant to the rest of the world. The fact is the vast majority of living people have no idea it ever existed. So no...
9. 2018-02-18 at 11:36 AM UTC in They're changing the lyrics to the Canadian national anthem.
   

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   Dead thread until puppet
10. 2018-02-18 at 4:32 AM UTC in i have needs
    

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    Originally posted by HTS pls dominate me daddy

    
    Your knees are too fat. Oh, and you have a dick.
11. 2018-02-18 at 4:29 AM UTC in Are mental disorders real?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no chemical imbalance at all. That's a myth.

    
    Thanks for setting that straight Dr. Taggart.
    
    /thread
12. 2018-02-18 at 4:27 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock that right there is an invitation and fulfills all requirements necessary for not only consent, but flat out begging to get your craw cornholed.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by benny vader *plugs*
    
    good boy.

    
    
13. 2018-02-18 at 12:15 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader ob fucking serve my tiny asian cock as it slither into your taxonomically gay ass
    
    beach.

    
    *yawn*
14. 2018-02-17 at 11:42 AM UTC in Are mental disorders real?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Mental illness is "real" in the same sense that any taxonomical project. It's like asking "are felines real?". Obviously there are real which which we call felines and having the feline classification is useful to us, but it's hard to say the category "feline" exist out in the world in any meaningful sense, there is nothing in nature, nor will there ever be, to suggest it's a meaningful partition of Carnivora. Likewise mental disorder or mental health represent socially useful taxa but do not have any extra-social meaning.

    
    You may very well be the world's most educated retard.
15. 2018-02-17 at 10:28 AM UTC in Are mental disorders real?
    

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    This thread and the replies in it are proof that mental disorders are real.
16. 2018-02-17 at 10:21 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader you cant observe boredom.
    
    only pheel it.

    
    You don't know what others can observe.
17. 2018-02-17 at 12:22 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader

    
    That has nothing to do with emotion. It's simply an observation of fact.
18. 2018-02-17 at 12:20 AM UTC in Lol.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon 100% guarantee the family didn't properly discipline the dog.

    
    That explains you.
19. 2018-02-16 at 8:49 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader then y r u sharing with me your feelings unsolicitedly ???

    
    I haven't. You've no idea how I feel about anything. That's just how it is.
20. 2018-02-16 at 5:53 PM UTC in Lol.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pitbulls have been genetically engineered over time with on/off triggers, and to be able to be relentlessly violent and aggressive for use as fighting dogs for gambling. They can't help the way they are. Their brains have been modified to the point they really don't have any control over how they react to situations. It would like if you took a human and sliced off parts of his brain and then expected him to behave normally. Ain't gonna happen.

    
    You don't know fuck all about dogs.