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Posts by Madman

  1. Madman African Astronaut
    I like to mix red and white but I don't like green at all.
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    How is etizolam? Is it compareable to phenibut or more like xanax or kpins?
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    I did read all of this. This game did suck with no mods, I mainly have used mods to make the females topless but I play on a ps4 now so they don't allo0w the goods shit.
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    If you punch yourself in the muscle it feels good, try it out. Do it in your calf and thighs and then it feels like you are walking on clouds.
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    Day 2 with no Crouton or opiates and its fucking hell even if it is better than yesturday. I'm punching myself because it feels good right now and it is the most enjoyable thing in my life right now...my trak marks are looking much better and barely noticeable which I needed to go to work. I have a 3 inch scar on my right arm from going up and down a vein. Someone please shoot me the next time I get high.
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    I've moved to a couple cities with just a couple months preparation, had 3-5k and slept in my car and camped at first, showered at a gym, eventually got a motel room until I found people needing a roomate.
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    I haven't smoked weed in a long time, its the most pain in the ass drug to pass a drug test on.
  8. Madman African Astronaut
    Heroin, its just like going to sleep.
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    Monsanto is the fucking worst company ever, probably every piece of food you have ever bought in your life has had atleast part of its profits go to monsanto.
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    damn right, Get drunk and be somebody.
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    I don't believe elleriasand is employed because they made like fifty thousand posts in a month. You are full of shit dude, you do not have a job because you can't make that many posts in that amount of time if you work. Who the fuck are you anyways? You are one of those perverts from the sex site and you can make as many posts as you want but it doesn't fool me unless you have been here for a while. It just makes you feel better to talk trash about people on the internet but you are either old and retired or just fucking unemployed, jesus christ get a life and shoot up some opiates and party.
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    I found this twelve pack of stag that I bought last summer sitting out in a shed and its just fucking great. Stag is the best beer that has ever existed and will ever exist, its fucking delicious and it doesn't matter that its been sitting out in a hot shed all summer and for a year its just a great fucking beer and makes me feel just as great. You can post your favorite beer ITT or something I don't really care as long as noone says their beer is better than the warm stag I am drinking right now.
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    One time there was this girl drilling holes in me with her eye contact and I went over and sat right next to her so our bodies were touching and it straight up felt better than a shot of heroin. I don't ever touch girls without asking them like that, so much so that I would say that its not really in my nature but it really got me high.
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Yee, 12/h sounds pretty rough although you live in illinois right §m£ÂgØL? Probably goes further. What's minimum?

    12 is decent in the midwest, minimum wage is less than 8.
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm day 3 off pharmaceuticals and day 1 off Crouton and today has been very uncomfortable. The strangest thing is feeling hunger tho, why anyone would feel this or choose to stop feeling this by eating food is beyond me. Atleast give me some nutrients in a needle, you know its going to take like half a fucking hour to actually get any energy from this food crap. What fucking year is this? Why are we still eating food? My jaw is sore from eating that stupid goddamn sandwich that I had to fucking eat because i was fucking hungry, jesus I cannot wait to get high again and stop feeling all of this stupid bodily function shit. Fuck this bullshit, I wouldn't have gotten sober if I remembered how bizarre it is.
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    I love digging and the shovel is one of my favorite tools to use, everybody shits on ditch digging but I would do it for a living if there was such a position anymore. I while ago I shoveled gravel all day in the sun and made 20 bucks an hour and it was a damn good day. A shovel is just severely underrated because its a great tool.
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    Apply at every temp service that is near you, I only work when I want pretty much except sometimes more but I have plenty of time to hustle and deal with my drug problem and can also always pay rent for sure.
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    Obama gave a speech before those leaks about how he wanted a "transparent government" and its hella lulzy.
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    I saw afroman in concert a while ago.
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    I buy mcdonalds coffee everyday then pour it on myself and spend the rest of the day trying to get alawyer to take the case pro bono, no takers so far.
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