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Posts by Madman

  1. Madman African Astronaut
    God damnit, how are we even suppose to have a bad ideas forum.
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    idk it amused me
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    You post your password on here one time and some funny guy has to steal your account. I need an account to TSTM and regs is closed so give me back my account.
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    God is black AND jedi and I can prove it.

  5. Madman African Astronaut
    I fucked a girl with hairy legs and armpits once, hippies are great, I wouldn't consider hairy legs or armpits a turn on but everytime I get a girl naked I'm a little dissapointed if she has no bush.
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    I'll take bets on that, unless they pop a piss test on me when I'm dirty I'll probably be there a couple years, depending on what my band situation is.
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    I keep a gun in my glovebox

  8. Madman African Astronaut
    I am officially an extrusion operator manufacturing vaginas. I've been doing temp jobs and selling drugs for like over five years. I even passed a piss test. The only bad thing is brutal 12 hour shifts but I get half the week off and I'll make 13 bucks an hour with raises that are automatic after working there a certain amount of time. Its the whole deal, insurance and 401k and all that bullshit that I don't want to pay for but I don't remember the last time I went to the dentist and probably need to get my teeth checked out. Slave to the wage 4 lyfe. I'm going to buy so many guns and girlfriends I can't wait.
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    Using a mac is just something you don't tell other people. The only macs I have been on could barely run their own GUI
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    I need to find someone that will pay me now to eat my body when I die. I want a good price too because I want to join the kurt cobaine fanclub before I get too old.
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    I always drink some kombucha or take some probiotics after taking speed because I definitely feel like it kills some of the bacteria in my gut.
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    In high school older guys date younger girls pretty much everytime and the older you get the less it matters.
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    I have a question, should I get a linux operating system on my computer to start with? I have tails and I've messed around with some version of abuntu but should I go ahead and ditch windows and if so what linux OS should I use?
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    What do they care about? What could I do to get the NSA to try to get data off my computer? Also I'm behind the wheel of a 747 right now and if I don't get those files and two parachutes I'm going to crash it into a building you care about in the country you live in.
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    Those black girls look like boys, I'd probably still fuck them though. I made like 300 dollars betting on american football cuz i know about that sport but then lost it all betting on tennis matches. You'd think someone ranked way higher than somebody else would be guaranteed to win but thats just not the case. You would also think I would have figured that out before losing 300 dollars but I'm just not a quitter.
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    Where should I go to find a normal brothel with sexy european chicks?
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm holding off on getting married until a rich jedi girl wants me and then I can help control all of you pathetic fucks.
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    Sometimes I make files with files in it with files in it with files in it that allude to child porn and other illegal things if the NSA were ever to get hold on it. Its also useful if someone is snooping on your computer. There is a solid couple hours of dead end files on my computer. If I were to do anything illegal I've got another OS on a thumbdrive that wipes everything after every use, I forgot what it is called.

    Tails is what it is called
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    jedi girls are HAWT
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    My laptop is almost ten years old and still runs on windows vista, I also don't know how to code but I'm proud of keeping a laptop alive that long. The battery doesn't work and getting the power cord to connect is tricky, I also have to use the on screen keyboard alot. On the plus side microsoft finally stopped pushing updates on me like six months ago.
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