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  1. Madman African Astronaut
    I knew it, can I be a misogynist now?
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm 25
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    No, but people don't get what an anti joke is.

  4. Madman African Astronaut
    I don't care if any three letter agency breaks the law to catch child molesters and I don't care if lanny bans bill.
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    Heres a joke I made up

    I forgot the setup but its something about cats and dogs and the punchline is "They're purrfectly houndstanding."

    I got death threats on reddit for telling it.

    I also got suckerpunched once when I was like 8 for making a pun.
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    I just pissed some people off on facebook by hooking them up with this access, I even gave them a better porn login and they were still pissed. Facebook people are so dumb.
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    That guy doesn't deserve two penises, hes offended by this, https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dwiX/five-below-the-way-of-wow
  8. Madman African Astronaut
    There was this girl that was my roomates girlfriend. She sucked my dick after I told her no a bunch of times, we started on one side of the house and I kept retreating and ended up on the other side of the house with my pants down. I could have punched her or gone outside with my pants down but I didn't and in the end it was just easier to let her suck my dick. She came into my room the next night and I pointed a pistol at her and threatened her and she pissed off. She was also black and I was living in kind of ghetto place and I was worried if I punched she would probably have dumbass brothers and cousins and all that shit. I moved to a differant place soon after and didn't tell my roomate because he sucked. Its just something that nobody prepares you for when you are male, its not really supposed to happen.
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    9 or 10 inches is "immensely endowed"? nioce
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    Humans destroy nature at a rate that no other species can. The human species makes nature unbalanced and will probably destroy the means of nature that allow it to survive.
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    natures goal...

    I think that looking at the evolution of life on earth the one clear objective of life is diversity, that the part of evolution that life is in control of and its only means of surviving.

    The west wasn't stolen, it was won.
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    Is bling bling banned or just gone?
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    That sounds like a strong friendship.
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    http://www.cfnmusa.com/members/index.php
    USERNAME 949sanc
    PASSWORD silverad

    go crazy
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    I want to see someone get surgery and add more dicks and make it like a cross joint.
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    https://goo.gl/images/bMvjxb
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    Jesus should have gotten a lawyer, what do you expect to happen when you run from the cops?
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    You are a shit writer.


    This is good writing.

    Well Frank settled down in the Valley
    and he hung his wild years
    on a nail that he drove through
    his wife's forehead
    he sold used office furniture
    out there on San Fernando Road
    and assumed a $30,000 loan
    at 15 _ % and put a down payment
    on a little two bedroom place
    his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
    made good bloody marys
    kept her mouth shut most of the time
    had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
    that had some kind of skin disease
    and was totally blind. They had a thoroughly modern kitchen
    self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
    Frank drove a little sedan
    they were so happy

    One night Frank was on his way home
    from work, stopped at the liquor store,
    picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
    drank 'em in the car on his way
    to the Shell station, he got a gallon of
    gas in a can, drove home, doused
    everything in the house, torched it,
    parked across the street, laughing
    watching it burn, all Halloween
    orange and chimney red then
    Frank put on a top forty station
    got on the Hollywood Freeway
    headed North

    Never could stand that dog
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    Why do people think astronomy means anything. I was friends with a girl that had a sign that was about war or something so she thought she needed to be a fighter or something but was just kind of a bitch. The signs are vauge and can apply to anyone and once you know your sign you will alter your behavior to be more like the sign says you are supposed to.
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm thinking about trying to sell cigarettes on the darknet to people in cali or NY.
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