Posts by Madman

1. 2018-08-07 at 4:10 PM UTC in I'm a huge fan of skunks and raccoons...
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   If you drill a hole in a fallen tree and drive three angled nails into it, then put something shiny in the hole they will reach in and grab the shiny and not let go and get stuck because they can't get their hand out while it has something in it. Now you have a pet coon that loves you.
2. 2018-08-07 at 3:58 PM UTC in A man is at his best when he wax on, but no whacks off.
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Pornography, drugs, rocknroll
3. 2018-08-06 at 10:46 PM UTC in 🎆🎇WHAT TURNS YOU ON NiS🎆🎇
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Mark Wahlburg is a shit actor and you have shit taste, please thank this post to continue dumbass thread
4. 2018-08-06 at 8:25 PM UTC in Zanick-tier thread : If gene editing is possible and cheaply available, which aspect of your physical self would you like to re-edit ???
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I would string you up by your tail.
5. 2018-08-06 at 6:14 PM UTC in Which Bitch ??
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Thats why you don't spend the whole night with them, fuck them and tell them to gtfo, 300 tops
6. 2018-08-06 at 6:10 PM UTC in Knife Collection
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Here's some of mine
   
   Hunting knife, fixed blade with damascus steel
   
   
   
   Everyday carry, flipper, some kind of acid wash
   
   
   Pirate sword, piece of shit but looks cool
   
   
   I sharpen mine with stones then go over it with leather like a straight razor and it gets them sharp enough to shave
7. 2018-08-05 at 8:48 PM UTC in Are you for or against the death penalty?
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Its cheaper because its costs millions in legal fees and such to go through the court process of convicting someone and going through all the appeals that it takes to put someone to death. It costs taxpayers more to do all of that shit than to just put them in prison for the rest of their life.
8. 2018-08-05 at 7:13 PM UTC in Are you for or against the death penalty?
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Yes because its cheaper and many people have been later exonerated.
9. 2018-08-05 at 6:06 PM UTC in DH'ers Are A Sub-Community.
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   They need help making better avatars.
10. 2018-08-05 at 6 PM UTC in Met a girl
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Ask her to go to the river with you so she wears a swimsuit then bring a blanket and fuck her in the great outdoors, thats what I try to do.
11. 2018-08-05 at 5:53 PM UTC in Which Bitch ??
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    The red head looks more british so I would fuck her because I've never fucked a girl from there.
12. 2018-08-05 at 2:44 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    Madman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by joerell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    
    Bloody hilarious…LMAO.

    
    euro faggot dumpster slut
13. 2018-08-05 at 2:41 PM UTC in Which Bitch ??
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Find out which one is a feminist and fuck that one.
14. 2018-08-05 at 2:38 PM UTC in D Jedi's morning thread🍴☕
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    pancakes are shit, so are waffles, I had 7 grams of Crouton blended into a protein shake for breakfast.
15. 2018-08-05 at 3:24 AM UTC in Does everyone have a nasty hangover today?
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I looked in my trash can and couldn't find any gabapenton, where is everyone getting this stuff? I've only been taking Crouton for a while and its enough to keep me away from HARD DRUGS.
16. 2018-08-04 at 10:14 PM UTC in Mewsiks DA dedication hot line
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    If you don't like this one then don't talk to me anymore.
    
    
17. 2018-08-04 at 10:03 PM UTC in Mewsiks DA dedication hot line
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Am I supposed to make a video?
18. 2018-08-04 at 9:46 PM UTC in Mewsiks DA dedication hot line
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Here's the toadies cuz I like that song
    
    
    
    
    
19. 2018-08-04 at 9:24 PM UTC in Mewsiks DA dedication hot line
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Invite me to ur pool.
20. 2018-08-04 at 9:13 PM UTC in Why has Trump avoided the "Opioid Crisis"
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I think the cats out of the bag and real drug educations including harm reduction techniques will curb future addiction and not less (safer) drugs.
    
    Watching cocaine being made is the only thing that has ever made me not want to do cocaine.