Posts by Madman

1. 2018-07-28 at 7:07 AM UTC in Is it a good time to invest in facebook stock?
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   This crash seems like a great time to buy some facebook stock. I've only made money off cryptos and sports gambling but have never fucked with normal people investments. Facebook seems like its definitely going to keep growing and this was just a fuck up of their admin.
   
   I made my first facebook post in like 5 years saying lol at zuckerburg for losing billions but I guess no one listened to or knew the implications of zuckerburgs testimony in congress.
2. 2018-07-28 at 6:51 AM UTC in What have MOON PERSONs ruined?
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I thought I was an anarchist for a while. I see it as people like me "eat the state" anarchist and "smash the state" anarchists. Its about making communities strong enough to make the government redundant. All my interactions with other anarchists kind of sucked though, they seemed retarded to me and regressive left wing types. Some of the people I met from the denver black cross seemed cool but most anarchists really just suck hard and they are ineffective idealists.
3. 2018-07-28 at 6:28 AM UTC in My mom told me im not supposed to talk to stangers, but than when I went to the bank thar was a new teller and i did not know her. and so when i sit in the line for an hour the fire brigade he told me i had move blocking access but he was also stranger and im not allowed and so when police come i tell them and he told me that sometimes if they have a helmet on that say fire man, or sometime fire woman becuase it's 2018 now and woman can be fire rescue people to i can talk to them and it is ok because even though they are stranger they are good stranger but than i ask what if someone pretend to be a good person and he said you always ned be careful but im say its just too much troouble to think all of this and so i just went home but i ask him to walk me first and he let me pick out my own kind of candy from the bank
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   you can talk to me I'm a good stranger, i'll let you shoot my guns
4. 2018-07-28 at 6:10 AM UTC in Food service jobs are for kids
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I'm just fucking with doug, nothing personal, the time I spent being a cook in high school made me a better worker and the speed at which you have to do things is an asset that makes me better at alot of jobs. Theres nothing wrong with being a cook and its a real job.
5. 2018-07-28 at 6:05 AM UTC in NEW tinychat room invite only
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Is it any better/active than bltc? Am I riff raff?
6. 2018-07-28 at 3:10 AM UTC in Paige is such a bitch
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   We will never like you as much as kinkou fralala, she is queen bee
7. 2018-07-28 at 2:58 AM UTC in OP -- May I borrow your dik?
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Its not personal chika I just don't like to see girls lose their shit on drugs.
8. 2018-07-28 at 2:56 AM UTC in What prescribed control drugs are you using?
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   If I tried to fuck that flakka girl would it be rape? Fucking her like that looks like fun.
9. 2018-07-28 at 1:01 AM UTC in What have MOON PERSONs ruined?
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Can we see?
10. 2018-07-28 at 12:43 AM UTC in What have MOON PERSONs ruined?
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I've personally ruined a few vaginas and teen girls reputations and I will take responsibility for that.
11. 2018-07-28 at 12:41 AM UTC in How do you get a fem to blow you and swallow the load?
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    cover her mouth with one hand and hold her nose with the other, haven't you ever been to a psych ward?
12. 2018-07-28 at 12:39 AM UTC in what do you think i'm really like irl?
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Its trainspotting and that hurt
13. 2018-07-28 at 12:36 AM UTC in ATTN: allah
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    allah what?
14. 2018-07-28 at 12:32 AM UTC in what do you think i'm really like irl?
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    A dirty fucking bushwhacking scoundrel.
15. 2018-07-27 at 9:48 PM UTC in Zanick tier thread : how long do you wear your pants per wash ???
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I'll sell you some 4 day underwear for a good price.
    
    Day 1, normal
    day 2, backwards
    day 3, inside out backwards
    day 4, inside out normal
16. 2018-07-27 at 9:46 PM UTC in Who wants hydromorphone dead?
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    How about a liter of LSD?
17. 2018-07-27 at 9:28 PM UTC in PIC FRED
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Men used to call women faggots, it meant burdensome like carrying a bundle of sticks. Then they called men faggots insinuating they were feminine, then the westboro baptist church called gays faggots believing they were fuel for the fires of hell. Women are OG faggots.
18. 2018-07-27 at 1:58 AM UTC in Pro tips
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Show us how you handle some wood fona
19. 2018-07-27 at 1:47 AM UTC in Being a true patriot
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    You have to do actual labor to be blue collar. Try manufacturing or construction.
20. 2018-07-27 at 1:29 AM UTC in Being a true patriot
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Working at a pizza place isn't blue collar, its a job for high schoolers.