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Posts by Madman

  1. Madman African Astronaut
    GEt out of here with your gay ass wine and cheese

    Brass Monkey
    3 parts olde english 1 part orange soda

    Irish Car bomb
    Add the Bailey's and Jameson to a shot glass, layering the Bailey's on the bottom. Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug ¾ of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug.

    Intravenous Heroin Injection
    Mix your number 4 heroin with water and suck up into needle through a enhancement, spike vein, inhale exhale
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    not with a shit ass ass like that, I used to do it in my high school but never got caught and its pretty fun
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    I think the animals should unionize and revolt and put people in cages.
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    Don't put a rat in my face cage bro.
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    Space force has been around since the eighties and its just being brought up as a distraction from trump being under investigation for russian collusion.
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Explain Munchhausen Syndrome.

    psuedoscience
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    I've got babies all across africa from my crusade, what are you talking about being a parent?
  8. Madman African Astronaut
    he should buy a moped
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    It means to check if something(or someone) floats.
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm trying to help you, I don't want you to quit spitting out eggs and have serious life regrets because you think it will make you a strong independent women.
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    I want ideas on how to destroy my home completely if someone trespasses in it. The only thing that stops a bad guy with explosives is a good guy with explosives.
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    Why do men have more neurons than women? Why does this fact piss off feminists so bad?
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    When I was in the navy it was all about float checks and anal sex.
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    All your blood is going into your baby making parts and not your brain, you don't know what you want.
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    Well hey baby we don't have to be strangers but don't steal my sperm out of the condom.
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    Black people in tribes are sacred and they would probably use black magic on us if we intervened. We would probably just colonize them if we did anything plus its like their tradition. How can you take away the tradition of tribal people???? We should let them do it even if they move here cuz thats what they do anyways. Why is being an SJW so conflicting all the time? Its like I wanna do the right thing but I have no idea what that is or how to do it.
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna have a petri dish babby and keep it contained inside the dish so as it grows it smushes up inside and gets deformed and mangled, then I'll let it out and take it to circuses and shit.

    You've got to shape the babies head with sticks and stuff like those tribes do, then they can do alien cosplay and get first place.
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    No they do for sure, societal value is high for women when they are young and declines as they get older, unless they have a baby everyone will forget about them. Its just wimin nature to have baby, then they get depressed and hate the baby then they have another baby. women=baby lust
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty No I just think she doesn't want to have kids.

    But all women want to have kids, thats just science.
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    It would have been great to have hillary win and be at war with russia in a day and have the first wonen president start a war that kills half of america. I don't know why anyone thought she would win after fucking over bernie sanders, sanders could have probably beat trump.
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