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2017-01-25 at 1:58 AM UTC in Coffee and weedFree caffeine shots? That does sounds like a sweet perk.
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2017-01-25 at 1:57 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI've also noticed that I have a much easier time achieving an erection while laying down, likely largely due to very low efefctive testosterone levels. Best is when I cross my legs and tuck my ballsack between them a bit, making the skin of my penis fully taut and pulling the skin on the base downward; really makes your penis feel as big and full as possible.
All my wanks are posh wanks. Semen turns into a sticky mess with water. -
2017-01-25 at 1:44 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Lanny The is no arby's in SF, which is really disappointing.
Those fries do look good. Damn, hope I'm able to remember the name of that chain that had incredible seasoned fries. Looked up copycats recipe once and they actually used pancake batter. -
2017-01-25 at 1:40 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by reject Do you leave skid marks everywhere you sit considering you're always naked?
Of course not! I wash with soap and water every time I poop. Wiping with only toilet paper is disgusting, everyone should know the wonders of a bidet.
My showers can literally take 2 hours due to severe OCD, and I don't wank in them (Annoys the hell out of me when people this. Theory of mind, due to the inferiority of the average human they assume you're doing the same thing they would if they took that long, which isn't even accurate. How long does it take to have a wank? I also use brillo pads to exfoliate, the non-scratch kind made for non-stick cookware, lather and rinse multiple times.
For example, for my feet I begin with a rinse, followed by a lather and hard exfoliation with a small stainless steel grater (barefoot and minimalist walking/running has greatly strengthened my skin).
Woah, made some hard lemonade with brandy and I'm surprisingly tipsy. Weed keeps the nausea at bay as well. Cross faded.
Then I rinse, use a scouring pad, particularly between the toes, followed by another rinse and a pumice stone, and finally once more soap and rinse to remove everything.
After the shower I dry them and apply a clear gel deodorant and antiperspirant, then a layer of baby oil as an alternative to the natural oil your skin would produce, to keep the skin supple and moisturized, smooth and healthy.
Humanity spent most of its existence barefoot, adapted to it, before the last 10-20K years or so, at least for those in the cold regions. Think about the rough nature of the natural ground, the miles they had to cover every day to find food and survive. Your feet actually have the highest density of sweat glands, which would naturally cool the body if not for footwear, and would also have a very high skin cell turnover rate, replacing those lost to wear. This is why it makes perfect sense to exfoliate to such an extent and greatly reduce perspiration.
Mother of god, I'm not even exaggerating, and the contrast with the squalor I regularly live in. Oh well. You could eat off of my feet and derriere, though, realistically they're almost guaranteed to be cleaner than your hands.
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2017-01-25 at 12:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionSomething really did a number on my gut, normally I never really have serious gastrointestinal tract issues.
Of course there's the old stereotype of Taco Bell, which was 5 days ago, but I'm not entirely sure if it's a bacterial infection or potentially due to all the wheat I ate, which I hasn't touched in years. I mean, the location did have a pretty low rating and the food was kind of cold.
Really a shame corn tortillas don't work well for their items. Maybe a modified version, they could probably create their own that has suitable properties. Wheat doesn't taste good, it's doughy and bland, and the health effects are terrible.
Really doesn't feel like a normal food borne illness. Haven't eaten in two days (This is nothing) to avoid aggravating it. -
2017-01-24 at 9:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Best trendies are at Popeyes man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
Aww shit my fellow weeb, I know what I'm listening to today. -
2017-01-24 at 9:05 PM UTC in Not doing drugsSeriously? Pretty fucking stupid suggestion since caffeine is considerably anxiogenic for most people, which is why in the long-term it upregulates benzodiazepine binding GABAergic receptors by about 65% and downregulates beta-adrenergic 25%, IIRC.
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2017-01-24 at 6:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionDid you tell her why you wanted her to take that picture of you? I'm really hoping the explanation was good.
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2017-01-24 at 6:05 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMQ delivers. Mmm, those are some good looking tendies. Tempted to make some myself if I get the ingredients.
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2017-01-24 at 6:02 AM UTC in bitchslapping forum members on video then posting
Originally posted by Lanny IWD's meth rants were legendary.
I'll always remember that time Malice posted that he didn't read any of IWD's PMs despite having presumably corresponded for a while, like in response to IWD. I think it's the cruelest thing I've ever seen done on the internet.
Oh my, how flattering. The cruelest thing you've ever seen done on the internet? It's quite a title.
I actually don't even remember that. I suppose there certainly have been...quite a number of times when I've been exceedingly cruel to member due to cycling into a mildly quasi-psychopathic manic state.
I could see it happening. I mean, sure, I wouldn't frequent this haunt if I didn't enjoy it, but on a personal level I function in a zero empathy state and have no concern at all for the trivial personal lives of human beings. Even when I seem to exhibit altruistic behavior it's often purely for self-glorification and ego inflation.
Do you remember any more details? -
2017-01-23 at 8:16 PM UTC in BreakfastI was expecting a picture of meth crystals.
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2017-01-23 at 6:51 PM UTC in Help Deport Mexicans
Originally posted by Number13 Also I am for punishing weed smokers as well, just so you know.
I support warmongering in general, a country advances far more during war time than any other and having a nationwide "enemy" unites a country better than anything.
Damn dude, having a mental breakdown and turning into a neet made you develop some fucked up views. -
2017-01-23 at 6:40 PM UTC in Help Deport Mexicans
Originally posted by Number13 I always wondered if Malice was an illegal but he's alright so I wouldn't want him depo'd, he's probably gonna be the one who discovers the next great thing too with the way he obsessively looks for information so it's good to have him in country.
Hope we start deporting when we finally get out of the eu, half the adverts here have browns or brown and white couples in them, race war now.
What? Of course I'm not an illegal. How offensive. -
2017-01-23 at 6:34 PM UTC in Help Deport MexicansI just had a thought.
What if he extends this to welfare abuse?
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2017-01-23 at 5:16 PM UTC in bitchslapping forum members on video then postingThinking back, the incredible cumulative effort 4J put into those Joe shoops, how long he kept it up, the consistency and quality, almost reaching an autistic channer level of obsession, was pretty amusing.
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2017-01-23 at 4:44 PM UTC in Benzo withdrawalReally dropping the ball here, Zanick. I can't see you making it through medical school if you keep this up. So much potential, but we certainly do tend to attract the self-destructive and damaged.
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2017-01-23 at 6:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionGoddamn, view from Market Street, San Francisco, of the Women's March:
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2017-01-23 at 5:36 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHeartless Asperger's: http://heartlessaspergers.com/psychopathy-or-aspergers-syndrome/
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2017-01-23 at 5:23 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by aldra https://www.rt.com/news/374710-sweden-rape-streamed-facebook/
guess it was going to happen sooner or later
Now I'm just hoping for a livestreamed mass shooting/murder. Mother of god, imagine a fully immersive VR experience... -
2017-01-23 at 4:49 AM UTC in bitchslapping forum members on video then postingDon't listen to infinity, it's a filthy degenerate whore.